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  • Slurppa Swirvy
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    • Jun 2010
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    #1

    Thousands of people were crucified

    What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Thousands of people were crucified

    Have you ever even read the Bible?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Thousands of people were crucified

      Originally posted by Sleppa Swirvy View Post
      What makes Jesus so special?
      Only He suffered and died (temporarily) for my sins.


      Originally posted by Sleppa Swirvy View Post
      Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #4
        Re: Thousands of people were crucified

        Originally posted by Sleppa Swirvy View Post
        What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
        You need to read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to understand.

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        • Thurly
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          • Jun 2010
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          #5
          Re: Thousands of people were crucified

          Originally posted by Dirk View Post
          You need to read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to understand.
          Especially Ecclesiastes 10:8
          "He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him"

          Thus damnation will come to all those who doubt Jesus!
          Remember the Teachings of our Lord:

          Matthew 2:21
          [b]And he arose, and took the young child and his mother, and came into the land of Israel[/b]

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          • Gemira
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            • Oct 2009
            • 48

            #6
            Re: Thousands of people were crucified

            The very fact that thousands of people were crucified adds to the Bible's infinite credibility. The evidence they left gives us a picture of the agony Our Lord went through on the Cross, and establishes it as a historical event.

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824

              #7
              Re: Thousands of people were crucified

              Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
              What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
              You utter blasphemy with impunity. We will see who has the last laugh when I am bathing in my Savior's radiance, pressed against the bosom of Jesus, while you burn in hell, suffering unspeakable torments for all eternity! Do you have any comprehension of eternity, son? The suffering and anguish will never end for you, for your worm shall not die!

              Isaiah 66:24
              And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.


              I can't wait to laugh at you while you burn in hell, atheist scum! Repent before it is too late!

              And you are absolutely wrong about the divine nature of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). How do I know? Because God tells us so.

              I Peter 1:23-25
              Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
              For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
              But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

              II Peter 1:21
              For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

              II Timothy 3:16-17
              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
              That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

              I rest my case.

              We will be here for you when you are ready to accept Him and live by His Word. We love you, and we want you to join us in Heaven, singing and praising His Name for all eternity.


              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • Sister Pamela Thompson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 150

                #8
                Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
                What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
                What a silly question! Jesus didn't stay dead!

                Romans 1:3-4 "Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh; And declared to be the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead:"

                Amen!!!
                2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                • BelieverInGod
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                  • Feb 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                  Sister Pamela is right, the difference is that no other victim of the Crucifixion came back. Also most of them were guilty whereas our Lord and Saviour was innocent and only put to death to please the Jewish leaders.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #10
                    Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Sister Pamela is right, the difference is that no other victim of the Crucifixion came back. Also most of them were guilty whereas our Lord and Saviour was innocent and only put to death to please the Jewish leaders.
                    As you can see, ZOG was already active back then.

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                    • Justin Z
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 130

                      #11
                      Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                      Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
                      What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.
                      I didn't know Superman comic books had that amount of wisdom as a Bible. I have to start reading it more then. Maybe I can learn more. The Bible is very wise indeed.

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                      • Slurppa Swirvy
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                        Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

                        People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
                        If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
                        Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
                        Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
                        Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

                        Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
                        Good luck

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                        • Dirk
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1425

                          #13
                          Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                          Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
                          Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

                          People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
                          If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
                          Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
                          Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
                          Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

                          Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
                          Good luck
                          You command us to do these things? Who do you think you are, God?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                            Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
                            Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

                            People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
                            If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
                            Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
                            Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
                            Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

                            Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
                            Good luck
                            We follow the Holy Bible word for word. That's why we live in Freehold, Iowa, a privately gated Christian community, where secular laws allow usto worship God as He demands.

                            That being said, you are misinterpeting some of those Scriptures. The Bible does not prohibit us from getting haircuts or shaving. Those who have beards are forbidden to round the corners of them, that's all.

                            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #15
                              Re: Thousands of people were crucified

                              Originally posted by Slurppa Swirvy View Post
                              Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

                              People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
                              If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
                              Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
                              Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
                              Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

                              Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
                              Good luck
                              The Holy Bible (KJV) also says this:

                              "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." 2 Chronicles 15:13

                              You should be most thankful that True Christians™ are "hypocrites".

                              Of course, we are nothing of the sort. We are guided by the Holy Spirit and Jesus to understand the Word© in its proper context and abide by secular law when we must.

                              The hypocrite is the lazy heathen scum such as yourself that think they can undermine our faith by Googling for "evil" in the bible when no such thing truly exists.

                              Get saved or fry.
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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