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Re: ROMANS KILLED THE CHRISTIANS
Holy Jesus son! What in Christs sweet universe happened to your hair? It looks like Niggra cornrows on your useless melon. Does your boyfriend do that to you or do you actually pay a gayman for it?
Seriously, the Bible says that men who act and look like women are to be shunned and even killed if necessary. Is that how you go out in public?
And Romans killed Christians because their Homosexuality warped their inferior brains.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: ROMANS KILLED THE CHRISTIANS
Let's take a moment to look at this rationally: Are the Romans still around? No. Are Christians still around? Yes, we're stronger than ever, praise Jesus. So who exactly is "pwning" who, my idiotic friend? God, I hate liberals.Originally posted by Another Anti-Landover Geek View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: ROMANS KILLED THE CHRISTIANS
Perhaps he is trying to say that we pwn him Brother T?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Listen Son, we only own Negras and Messicans here at Landover. You might have hair like a Negra but you just aren't dark enough.
Good try, but please read your Bible(KJV1611) and throw away or burn your Harry Potter books.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I just figured out whose daughter that is.Attached FilesEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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