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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I've seen that in England. Except it was a bunch of grapes.
    I believe he also had the blood of Jesus on his hands, and wrung them mischievously.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Whilst conducting my Anti Sodomy Society ministry outside of a gay bar in downtown San Francisco I saw a man with a metal detector scooping pennies out of encrusted semen between sidewalk cracks with his fingernails. His nose had a fish dangling from it. Definitely a wandering Joo of some kind.
    I've seen that in England. Except it was a bunch of grapes.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Whilst conducting my Anti Sodomy Society ministry outside of a gay bar in downtown San Francisco I saw a man with a metal detector scooping pennies out of encrusted semen between sidewalk cracks with his fingernails. His nose had a fish dangling from it. Definitely a wandering Joo of some kind.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    He's on his way to Reno.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Word received that he was spotted near Tampa.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    I'm almost certain he last popped up on some roof somewhere in Europe fiddling.

    Or was it on Mongol?

    Either way he got around a bit.

    Mathew 16:28 'Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.
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  • Holyfield
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    One of the fellows down at the gaming club once told me about a hindu guru, Mahavatar Babaji, who is supposed to be over 2000 years old.

    Apparently this guy believes that there are several people alive on earth who simply won't age or die a natural death. He also believes that Jesus is alive and risen from the grave, but I don't consider him a Christian.

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  • Brother Helge
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    The wandering joo was many times in Germany.
    I've heard he's been seen close to Oświęcim about 6 million times.
    But who am I to believe in all them tales you read in books.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    The wandering joo was many times in Germany. It is 100% sure that he was in Munich 1553 and since that he seems to be very carefull to not get identified again. No one knows exactly where the wandering joo is today.


    His life experience and the fact that he is a jew could lead us to different assumptions. He could be a famous public person, he could be the leader of companys like Nike or Adidas (he was a shoemaker). The fact that he has this huge life experience and is not able to die will give him the opportunity to play a huge role in our time. A bad or a good role, thats the question no one can answer exept God.

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  • Humongous
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    well, round these parts wes got a Weeping Heeb.

    seems as though he got right with Christ, and became one of them Joos for Jesus? I guess he felt bad about his people killin Jesus and all, so I cant blame him none. he goes around to all the True Christians™ in Defeated, and tearfully apologizes for his ancestors.

    well, i got a mite tired of him knockin on my trailer door and blubberin, interuptin my progrims and what not? so when I see him comin down the dirt road, I just fire a warnin shot from Daddys (RIP) scatter gun, Praise God! The Weeping Heeb usually clears out after that.

    YIC,
    Lori H

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  • Brother Helge
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    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
    I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
    So when did He stop being a Joo?
    Was it before or after the Joos killed our Lord and Saviour?
    Are you pushing it as far as saying that Jesus (as a joo) was responsible for his own death?

    Your arguments are purely nonsens...

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    "Toady" doesn't sound like a jooish name.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
    I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
    Shouting and talking down to people is no way to make a point.

    The Reverend gave you evidence and you come back stomping your feet.

    Silly joos. Always with the temper.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    ...Technically you could go back to the crusades, when the very first white Jesus appears... They knew it was inaccurate but they couldn't very well use a Jewish looking Jesus(because he was Jewish) as their poster boy for holy war against Jews, now could they.
    Which crusade was against Jews?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
    I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.
    He never WAS Jewish! He was always GOD!

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