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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post

    Technically you could go back to the crusades, when the very first white Jesus appears.


    How many onlybegottensonsofgod do you think there are?

    And the Crusades? The one that took place in 1095? THAT's when you think Jesus appeared?

    You're on the drugs right now, aren't you.

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I get it now. It all makes sense!

    You're an idiot!

    JESUS IS GOD. Jesus does not worship HIMSELF.

    I can only assume that you, yourself, are a Jew, and thus cannot grasp the fact that Jesus, being GOD, cannot simultaneously be a JEW, or one who worships GOD and does not believe JESUS IS GOD.
    Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.
    I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Does the concept of time escape you. I said he was a Jew 2000 YEARS ago. Before Christianity was even a religion. And you know why Christianity wasn't a religion? Because Jesus Christ(the namesake of CHRISTianity, by the way) was Still alive and had not yet communicated with God yet. Oy Vey! It's not a complicated premise.
    I get it now. It all makes sense!

    You're an idiot!

    JESUS IS GOD. Jesus does not worship HIMSELF.

    I can only assume that you, yourself, are a Jew, and thus cannot grasp the fact that Jesus, being GOD, cannot simultaneously be a JEW, or one who worships GOD and does not believe JESUS IS GOD.

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Jesus didn't even look like a jew. Jews have dark wavey hair. Jesus was a blue eyed blonde.

    YIC

    Jack
    Actually the modern image of Jesus comes from Renaissance painters like Leonardo and Michelangelo. Oh and, did I forget? They were both atheists (Especially Michelangelo, Who is responsible for the common image of God, David etc) OH! Another thing, it is suspected that both of them were gay.

    So, yes, your vision of Jesus was created by two Homosexual, Italian, Atheist, Artists.

    The smell of irony is thick in the air.

    Technically you could go back to the crusades, when the very first white Jesus appears. This rendition is nothing like the one people envision today, no beard or long hair, a completely different facial structure. And the people who made it were only using it to motivate their christian troops. They knew it was inaccurate but they couldn't very well use a Jewish looking Jesus(because he was Jewish) as their poster boy for holy war against Jews, now could they.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    ...Because Jesus Christ(the namesake of CHRISTianity, by the way) was Still alive and had not yet communicated with God yet...
    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Toady -

    Jesus was not a Jew.

    Jews worship God. Jesus IS God.

    Jews do not believe Jesus is God. Jesus, meanwhile IS God.

    Jews think the Messiah hasn't yet come. Jesus IS the Messiah.

    See? Jesus cannot be a Jew.
    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    ...Oy Vey! It's not a complicated premise.

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Please explain to me exactly how God/Jesus can be a Jew, when Jews worship God and don't believe Jesus is God.

    Insisting God is a Jew in spite of His not fitting the definition of Jew is like me insisting you are a European in spite of you living in Canada. Except my insisting you are a European isn't blasphemy.

    As for "joo", I don't use that colloquialism, so can't speak to it.
    Does the concept of time escape you. I said he was a Jew 2000 YEARS ago. Before Christianity was even a religion. And you know why Christianity wasn't a religion? Because Jesus Christ(the namesake of CHRISTianity, by the way) was Still alive and had not yet communicated with God yet. Oy Vey! It's not a complicated premise.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Jesus didn't even look like a jew. Jews have dark wavey hair. Jesus was a blue eyed blonde.

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Your winking gif avatar is really creepy. you should consider changing it.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Sorry to burst your bubble but Jesus was a Jew. There's no arguing about it, he just was. Didn't it ever occur to you that the Christian faith didn't become a thing until after Jesus had died.
    So while he was actually alive he was a "God-fearing"(you guys love that term) JEW. All of his followers were Jewish as well.
    So back to the original point. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate the term "Joo".
    Please explain to me exactly how God/Jesus can be a Jew, when Jews worship God and don't believe Jesus is God.

    Insisting God is a Jew in spite of His not fitting the definition of Jew is like me insisting you are a European in spite of you living in Canada. Except my insisting you are a European isn't blasphemy.

    As for "joo", I don't use that colloquialism, so can't speak to it.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Coady View Post
    Sorry to burst your bubble but Jesus was a Jew. There's no arguing about it, he just was. Didn't it ever occur to you that the Christian faith didn't become a thing until after Jesus had died.
    So while he was actually alive he was a "God-fearing"(you guys love that term) JEW. All of his followers were Jewish as well.
    So back to the original point. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate the term "Joo".
    Jesus is not a damned joo!

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Toady -

    Jesus was not a Jew.

    Jews worship God. Jesus IS God.

    Jews do not believe Jesus is God. Jesus, meanwhile IS God.

    Jews think the Messiah hasn't yet come. Jesus IS the Messiah.

    See? Jesus cannot be a Jew.
    Sorry to burst your bubble but Jesus was a Jew. There's no arguing about it, he just was. Didn't it ever occur to you that the Christian faith didn't become a thing until after Jesus had died.
    So while he was actually alive he was a "God-fearing"(you guys love that term) JEW. All of his followers were Jewish as well.
    So back to the original point. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate the term "Joo".

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
    Why do you use the slang "Joo" to describe Jews? Don't you think it's at least a little inappropriate considering Jesus Christ was a Jew?
    Would you use suck slander against the son of God? I would hope not.
    Toady -

    Jesus was not a Jew.

    Jews worship God. Jesus IS God.

    Jews do not believe Jesus is God. Jesus, meanwhile IS God.

    Jews think the Messiah hasn't yet come. Jesus IS the Messiah.

    See? Jesus cannot be a Jew.

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  • Canadian Toady
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Has anyone (besides me I mean) seen the Wandering Joo around town?

    Why do you use the slang "Joo" to describe Jews? Don't you think it's at least a little inappropriate considering Jesus Christ was a Jew?
    Would you use suck slander against the son of God? I would hope not.

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  • slixor
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Matthew 16:27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. 28Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

    The wandering Jew MUST be out there somewhere.


    Jesus hasn't come back yet (I pray it will happen today) so there must be at least one of the original witnesses still alive. He would be about 2000 years old so he should be quite distinguishable.

    I once heard an atheist say that the other option was that Jesus was a normal guy who was deluded and thought He was coming back very soon or the whole story is legend. I'm not a violent man normally but I did leave him unconscious and bleeding.
    Obviously these other options can be dismissed without any thought needed because they are just ludicrous.

    If we found the wandering jew it would prove to the Jesus haters that you can trust EVERY word that came out of Jesus's sweet lips. I think we should all keep a look out for him.


    YIC

    Jack
    Great that you took it into your own authority to teach the atheist what is right. How dare this person insult Jesus?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: The Wandering Joo

    Two points come to mind here:

    1) Is this the same person referred to in John 21:20-23?

    "20Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee? 21Peter seeing him saith to Jesus, Lord, and what shall this man do? 22Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me. 23Then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple should not die: yet Jesus said not unto him, He shall not die; but, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee?"

    2) I noticed that the video claims the previous sightings were all in Catholic countries, save the last which was in Salt Lake City. Are you now accepting the word of Catholics and Mormons?

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