Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We have never been closer to the end of the world than we are right now!

The speaker who said that was evangelist Greg Laurie. His intellect and preaching abilities do not hold a candle to our Landover Baptist staff, but he offers up something to think about.

The new development that make Laurie think the end is near is the one world government just over the horizon. Soon, computers will make is easy to control all commerce from one bank.

Along with standardizing of every object bought and sold, and tracking with barcodes, people will have to be barcoded on their forheads and tracked as well. I feel so good we True Christians™ are already safe from this and on our way to a blessed future.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/greg-laurie-explains-significance-of-the-mark-of-the-beast-666-88720/

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

We have never been closer to the end of the world than we are right now!

Those are Godly words indeed. I'd like to see the scoffers try to refute that.

[Betty Sue]

Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

what doess dr> HOUSE Know about bardcodes??

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

Those are Godly words indeed. I'd like to see the scoffers try to refute that.

Incredibly, brother, the JoHo's have somehow convinced themselves that the world ended in 1914! So according to them, we are actually getting farther and farther away from the eschaton. What could be retardededer than that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

We pastors have been on this for years now.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode.

Incredibly, brother, the JoHo's have somehow convinced themselves that the world ended in 1914! So according to them, we are actually getting farther and farther away from the eschaton. What could be retardededer than that?

The world did end in 1914, but everyone who isn't a Joe Hovey's Wetness is too spiritually blind to notice. It's amazing how easily false Christian cultists can delude themselves into believing things that any sensible person can see to be untrue.