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  • Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch
    Unsaved trash, filthy nazi witch whore
    • Feb 2013
    • 71
    #31
    Re: Who will be the next pope?

    It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path. If you know what I mean. Undercover Agent Bathfire
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547
        #32
        Re: Who will be the next pope?

        Originally posted by Maike Lorenzen View Post
        It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path.
        Leave it to a Hell bound whore to think one can achieve noble goals through evil acts. Should I then go out to my local businesses and steal everything that I can so that I can give it to the poor? I'm sure the temple priests told Judas about all the good he could do for people with those 30 pieces of silver...but all he did do was punch a one-way ticket to Hell.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457
            #33
            Re: Who will be the next pope?

            Originally posted by Maike Lorenzen View Post
            It's not about if I'm bright or not, I just think different than you. Well yes, you would need to become a catholic. But that doesn't mean, you need to be it from the buttom of your heart. Just imagine, how many people you could reach as catholic and you could help them find your right path. If you know what I mean. Undercover Agent Bathfire
            Mike, telling lies is telling lies, even if it is in an effort to make God happy.
            Catholics are a lost cause. Having them 'be like they are' makes it easy to ID them, like joos and thier beanies.

            Could you imagine what could happen when God strikes down with great vengence upon a 'Church' full of cathlicks and one was actually a Baptist? The whole lot wolud be bulldozed into Hell. No one wants to pick through a pile of rotting cathlick corpses to see if one was a Baptist in disguise. What kind of a sicko are you?

            One of the cornerstones of being a True Christian(tm) is utter honesty in the face of God.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch
                Unsaved trash, filthy nazi witch whore
                • Feb 2013
                • 71
                #34
                Re: Who will be the next pope?

                Buut if you infiltrate into catholic church and can convince so many people to read the KJV instead, wouldn't that make them going to heaven?
                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #35
                    Re: Who will be the next pope?

                    Originally posted by Maike Lorenzen View Post
                    Buut if you infiltrate into catholic church and can convince so many people to read the KJV instead, wouldn't that make them going to heaven?
                    The papists won't read a real Holy Bible. They insist on reading their Douay–Rheims imitation, complete with books that God never inspired. Mr. Hutchins is right, catholics are a lost cause. All we can do is pray they don't infect normal Christian practices with their pagan ways.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2357
                        #36
                        Re: Who will be the next pope?

                        The only proper way to "infiltrate" the Vatican and teach them the True Christian™ love is to do a coup d'état, give Pastor Ezekiel the pope-hat and say the following: "all Catholics who has not converted to the Landover Baptist Church by the morning will be stoned to death. Amen".

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547
                            #37
                            Re: Who will be the next pope?

                            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                            The only proper way to "infiltrate" the Vatican and teach them the True Christian™ love is to do a coup d'état, give Pastor Ezekiel the pope-hat and say the following: "all Catholics who has not converted to the Landover Baptist Church by the morning will be stoned to death. Amen".
                            Since it's so difficult to actually pull off a coup d'état couldn't we take up a special love offering to design and produce a special hat for the good pastor? I think a lot more people would listen to the good news if he wore a special hat.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269
                                #38
                                Re: Who will be the next pope?

                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                Since it's so difficult to actually pull off a coup d'état couldn't we take up a special love offering to design and produce a special hat for the good pastor? I think a lot more people would listen to the good news if he wore a special hat.
                                ahem...

                                1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
                                Drama queen

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                                  • Brother Helge
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 1074
                                    #39
                                    Re: Who will be the next pope?

                                    Originally posted by Harold Law View Post
                                    I'm still baffled that Obama wasn't elected. But then again, you can't be a Muslim Pope.
                                    Oh... Was he nominated?
                                    If so - what a shame we didn't got rid of him...
                                    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                                    John 8:32

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                                      • Paragon of virtue
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Jan 2013
                                        • 547
                                        #40
                                        Re: Who will be the next pope?

                                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                        ahem...

                                        1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
                                        I didn't even know this one, I'll bet that old devil put the idea in my head, now I've got to go to my prayer closet and repent...

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