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  • #16
    Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

    Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
    Anyway. Ask your questions
    Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?

    Dean

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    • #17
      Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
      "
      And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #18
        Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.
        You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?

        I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.

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        • #19
          Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

          Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
          You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?

          I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.
          No, just that they'll be the vanguard. Of course, as we all know, the vast majority of Satan's army will be made up of mud-orcs, or "Arabs" to use the politically correct terminology.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            <snip>
            ...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons
            and intends to make Israel a ghost town.

            What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then?
            <snip>
            Lips is here right now. He's not feeling well.
            He has a "Jewish stomach". He says he gets the runs.

            "Iran will destroy Israel. I know this. I no longer care. I will be dead before long.

            I keep content, fiduciarily, knowing that the tax-
            free funds in my offshore accounts are bequeathed to The Elders of Zion (TM).

            My life savings, amounting to 254,292,583.04 sheckles, are earmarked
            for the task of removal of the nucleated rubble of

            The Dome of the Rock (mosque)

            in order to unearth King David's Temple

            which lies beneath...

            which lies beneath...

            lies beneath...










            ...and which will be totally unharmed!"
            Last edited by Poetic Peter; 11-22-2006, 10:10 PM.

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            • #21
              Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?

              Dean
              Hello. Lips is with me to pick up clean has-seed-him duds from Mrs. PP.
              He has read your question. He is dicktating his answer now.









              "We only do it to emulate the Muslims"

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              • #22
                Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                "We only do it to emulate the Muslims"
                Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #23
                  Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
                  See, this is where this homer poetry stuff can throw a person. I think this poemtry guy was trying to say that hook-nosed jews are trying to imitate mudslime terrorists. That they would be so depraved does not surprise me. That I am starting to understand these gobbledygook poems does though.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
                    You both raise good points. Beats me.
                    I'll have to ask Lippy to explain--tomorrow.
                    I don't let Jews in the house on Sundays;
                    not even duds.

                    Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?
                    Do you propose to trick them here to banter with Pastor Ezekiel?

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                    • #25
                      Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                      Lips is back; we're both taking a break, relaxing.
                      Mrs. PP has just served mugs of salty chicken broth.

                      Lippy'll now explain his odd answer of the other day.

                      Dictated:

                      "I was joking; we don't really emulate the Muslims.

                      We Jews have been circumsizing slurp for over five thousand years.
                      Later on we infiltrated our practice into their rituals,
                      to mutilate their boys. It's a good thing.

                      Also, for quite a few years, we gloated for our modern slurp success,
                      when we had the seculars in America's medical circles cutting most of slurp newborns here.

                      Peter slurp don't your idiot Baptist associates know the Protocols?"

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                      • #26
                        Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                        Ahhhh.......yes. I am butchered in the manner of the yiddishes, but it has been a blessing to me all of my life not to get folds of skin zipped up in Levis....and then being unable to UNzip. Once was enough.

                        The Protocols of Zion. Pah. A forgery of the worst kind. A believable one.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #27
                          Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                          Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.

                          ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.
                          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                          Exodus 15:3

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                          • #28
                            Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                            Originally posted by tommy View Post
                            Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.

                            ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.
                            Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #29
                              Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.
                              They should be punished too. Those(jewish people) who commit sin against the sinners(palestinian people) ares still sinners.
                              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                              Exodus 15:3

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                              • #30
                                Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

                                I have all my text options disabled and I don't have the proper acces to enable them. Can you help me, sir?
                                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                                Exodus 15:3

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