Does landover like Hitler?

[Magikarp]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

However, I can never forgive the Germans for bombing Pearl harbor.

As Duck said, it was not the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese. Your brothers and sisters and pastors even say so.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=187449&postcount=61

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=175481&postcount=19

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=131246&postcount=16

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=118947&postcount=72

Rush Limbaugh

Lol!

I doubt even he would say that!

Edit: BJ, is there proof that the Germans showed the Japanese how to build them?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Then explain me how they did that, Nazi Germany didn't have any long-range bombers that could reach Pearl Harbor nor did they have any carriers, The Z plan (which included 1 carrier, the Graf Zeppelin) was put into action to late to be even completed at the end of the war, only the basic hull of that carrier was completed. The only Axis country that had carriers were (surprise, surprise) the Japanese.

That's because the Germans showed them how to build them.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Then explain me how they did that, Nazi Germany didn't have any long-range bombers that could reach Pearl Harbor nor did they have any carriers, The Z plan (which included 1 carrier, the Graf Zeppelin) was put into action to late to be even completed at the end of the war, only the basic hull of that carrier was completed. The only Axis country that had carriers were (surprise, surprise) the Japanese.

That's the trouble with all you non-Christians - you get hung up on "facts" and "science." That's why you believe in myths like global warming, evolution and peak oil.

Put your faith in Jesus, President Bush, and Rush Limbaugh, and all the answers will come to you. You will be able to feel The Truth, and not need to rack your brain with unnecessary details. After The Rapture, none of that false "history" and junk science is gonna matter anyway.

praying for your salvation,
Brother Buford

[snottyduck]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Ugh! You've been watching too many Hollywood movies. Everyone knows that Hollywood is run by Commies like Sean Penn and his ex-whore Madonna. Ask yourself - how could those those uncivilized slant-eyes ever planned and executed a successful attack on The Greatest Nation on Earth? No way I'm gonna believe that.

If you're relying on Commie sources of disinformation like the History Channel or the New York Times, you're not gonna learn nothin'. Remember, the Liberals (ie Satan) are always trying to brainwash you. Do yourself a favor: avoid all those leftist books lying around the Barns&Noble Starbucks lounge - they're just propaganda for latte-sipping homos.

I get my history from reliable sources, like the Bible, Fox News, AM talk radio, The National Enquirer, chain emails and LandOverBaptist! I also talk directly to The Lord - why, I often hear His voice in my head, especially when I cut down on the thorazine. If you can't trust God, who can you trust?

Get right with God,
Buford

Then explain me how they did that, Nazi Germany didn't have any long-range bombers that could reach Pearl Harbor nor did they have any carriers, The Z plan (which included 1 carrier, the Graf Zeppelin) was put into action to late to be even completed at the end of the war, only the basic hull of that carrier was completed. The only Axis country that had carriers were (surprise, surprise) the Japanese.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

You claim to be a history buff but you don't know the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor??

Ugh! You've been watching too many Hollywood movies. Everyone knows that Hollywood is run by Commies like Sean Penn and his ex-whore Madonna. Ask yourself - how could those those uncivilized slant-eyes ever planned and executed a successful attack on Pearly Harbor, the biggest military port in Florida? And that's in the Greatest Nation on Earth! No way I'm gonna believe that. It was the Germans, with help from the ever-sinister Pope.

If you're relying on Commie sources of disinformation like the History Channel or the New York Times, you're not gonna learn nothin'. Remember, the Liberals (ie Satan) are always trying to brainwash you. Do yourself a favor: avoid all those leftist books lying around the Barns&Noble Starbucks lounge - they're just propaganda for latte-sipping homos.

I get my history from reliable sources, like the Bible, Fox News, AM talk radio, The National Enquirer, chain emails and LandOverBaptist! I also talk directly to The Lord - why, I often hear His voice in my head, especially when I cut down on the thorazine. If you can't trust God, who can you trust?

Get right with God,
Buford

[snottyduck]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Hitler did some good stuff, And I think he's been an inspiration to our Godly Republican Party. However, I can never forgive the Germans for bombing Pearl harbor.

You claim to be a history buff but you don't know the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor??

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Hitler did some good stuff, And I think he's been an inspiration to our Godly Republican Party. However, I can never forgive the Germans for bombing Pearl harbor.



Since I'm a history buff, I wonder how many of you know this: What was Hitler's last word before he shot himself in the bunker? It was "Bingo!" I have this from an absolutely reliable source:

Bunker Bingo Party is a short story written by Kilgore Trout, possibly one of the greatest writers to never exist. Trout's account is first discussed in Kurt Vonnegut's final book, in which Trout reveals that he's really only impressed with one of his stories, which is Bunker Bingo Party, which goes as follows.

Set during, what Trout calls, "Western Civilization's second unsuccessful attempt to commit suicide", underneath the ruins of Berlin, Germany, Adolf Hitler, his mistress Eva Braun, Joseph Goebbels, Goebbel's wife and kids among others are locked in Hitler's private bunker, whose iron door is less than a mile from Soviet forces. "Hitler, trapped below, the most loathsome human being who ever lived," wrote Trout, "doesn't know whether to shit or go blind." Nothing is happening, and the only thing Hitler can think to do is to propose marriage to Eva. She accepts!

"What the Heck?" asks Trout in a paragraph all its own.

Everybody forgets their troubles during the ceremony, and everybody has a gay old time. But when the newlyweds kiss, the party goes stale. Soon, its back to the whole 'waiting for certain death' thing again.

But all of a sudden, Goebbels remembers that his kids brought a game of Bingo with them they that got from some captured American Troops in the Battle of the Bulge. Since the Motherland needed to save her resources, Bingo games were no longer produced. Because of the business of the war, the adults in the bunker have forgotten how to play bingo! Fortunately, the Goebbels kids were taught how to play by one of their neighbors

The Nazi Minister of Information calls out the letters and numbers as he draws them from the bingo cage, and the old men, women, and children alike all mark their cards correspondingly. Suddenly, Der Fuhrer shouts BINGO!!! Hitler wins!

Unfortunately, Eva spoils the moment by swallowing a cyanide capsule Mrs. Goebbels gave her for a wedding present. Trout wrote of Eva Braun, "Her only crime was to have allowed a monster to ejaculate in her birth canal. These things happen to the best of women."

Above ground, a 240mm howitzer shell explodes. Flakes of calcimine fall on the deafened occupants of the shelter. "Look, it snows," jokes Hitler, who decides that its high time he does himself in, too. He holds a pistol up to his head.

"Nein, Nein, Nein!" shout the others. But the fuehrer convinces them that its the right thing to do. Now what should his last words be? "How about," he proposes, "I regret nothing?" But Goebbels points out that Parisian cabaret performer Edith Piaf has made a name for herself singing those same words in French for a decade.

By this time, Hitler, who has still not lost his sense of humor, says, "How about Bingo?"

BANG!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

We have an entire thread on tolerance. Now, back to Liberia with you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

God hates Catholics and that's a fact. Are you going to start a thread called "Does Landover like Ted Kennedy?" or "Does Landover like Mother Theresa?" next, you insufferable dimwit?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Ayn Rand agrees with us:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=106876&postcount=6

Why won't you?

(P.S. Hitler was sent by God to kill Jews who didn't leave Christian countries. Listen to the sermon here:

I can't wait for God to send another "Hunter" to deal with Jews who still live outside Israel. Come to think of it, this sermon was made before anyone had heard of Bin Laden. Maybe Bin Laden is the new "hunter". He sure did kill a lot of jews in Jew York City.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

He has enough intolerance and corruption and ignorance to be liked by this church it seems.

Huh?

1) He was a Cathlyck <spit>

2) He's dead.

3) Can you provide some evidence that he was corrupt?

4) Can you point out where the Bible tells us to be tolerant?

5) Intolerance isn't something that you "have". Neither is corruption or ignorance.

Libertarian For The Worse, you have the brains of a squashed slug. And as your previous account got zapped, I don't hold my breath for this one.

[Libertarian-FTW]

He has enough intolerance and corruption and ignorance to be liked by this church it seems.