[Mister Brasil]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Hitler? I could never like a man who was for gun control.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Of COURSE America is in the Bible, you heathen! Just because the Bible doesn't use the word "America" or refer to George W. Bush by name doesn't mean that it's not in the Bible! That's why God gave you a brain, to find the clues in the Bible to put you on a Godly path to Heaven!

Certainly the Garden of Eden was located in the USA. What other nation could be so perfect? Then along came the snake (ie The Demoncratic Party) and destroyed paradise with their bad apple (the New Deal). And coming soon is the Anti-Christ (Obama) who can be identified by his mark (the missing American flag lapel pin). The Bible is very clear, but it can't be comprehended by homo liberal leftists. YIC, Buford

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Of COURSE America is in the Bible, you heathen! Just because the Bible doesn't use the word "America" or refer to George W. Bush by name doesn't mean that it's not in the Bible! That's why God gave you a brain, to find the clues in the Bible to put you on a Godly path to Heaven!

Amen Brother H. Amen!

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Then America doesn't really exist, because it's not in the bible

Of COURSE America is in the Bible, you heathen! Just because the Bible doesn't use the word "America" or refer to George W. Bush by name doesn't mean that it's not in the Bible! That's why God gave you a brain, to find the clues in the Bible to put you on a Godly path to Heaven!

[snottyduck]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Then America doesn't really exist, because it's not in the bible

We can pull that even further, WW1 and 2?? Forget it, it didn't happen as it's not in the Bible, the same with the war in Korea and Vietnam. 9/11, nah, that didn't happen either, I don't find anything on the WTC in the Bible. And so on, and so on.

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

Amen Brother Buford. Free thinking is the work of Satan. If it is not in the Bible it didn't happen.

Then America doesn't really exist, because it's not in the bible

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

That's the trouble with all you non-Christians - you get hung up on "facts" and "science." That's why you believe in myths like global warming, evolution and peak oil.

Put your faith in Jesus, President Bush, and Rush Limbaugh, and all the answers will come to you. You will be able to feel The Truth, and not need to rack your brain with unnecessary details. After The Rapture, none of that false "history" and junk science is gonna matter anyway.

praying for your salvation,
Brother Buford

Amen Brother Buford. Free thinking is the work of Satan. If it is not in the Bible it didn't happen.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Jar Jar STINKS!

He's not Anglo, he's not human, ...I'm not even sure he's a HE. One thing's for sure: Jar Jar is Unsaved Illegal Alien scum!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Noes, I wantsa does it in a complicatedly fashion

Great, now Jar Jar Binks is on the loose in the Landover Forums.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Ugh! You've been watching too many Hollywood movies. Everyone knows that Hollywood is run by Commies like Sean Penn and his ex-whore Madonna. Ask yourself - how could those those uncivilized slant-eyes ever planned and executed a successful attack on Pearly Harbor, the biggest military port in Florida? And that's in the Greatest Nation on Earth! No way I'm gonna believe that. It was the Germans, with help from the ever-sinister Pope.

I blame the Clintons.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

You know who's much WORSE than Hitler? Franklin D. Roosevelt and his socialistic nanny-state programs for losers-- Social Security, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, and the Securities and Exchange Commission!!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

As Duck said, it was not the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese. Your brothers and sisters and pastors even say so.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=187449&postcount=61

The Japs, the Chinks, the Germans, the Muslims, the Liberals - all of them are America's enemies.

As Godly President Bush has said, you're either with us or against us!

YIC,
Buford

[Up Mine]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Judging from your Tardspeak and your chosen online name, I'd say you were one long before you sipped.

Seeing's that you understands it, I's say that you's a Tardspeaker too!

Why are you here? Do you simply want to mock Jesus,

Noes, I wantsa does it in a complicatedly fashion

or would you like to become an ex-Gay and just possibly make it to Heaven?

I heard o this stuff called Been Gay, but it hardly did stop my yearnin'. It just sortsa enflamed my deesires, so to speak. Maybe it was wrong o' me to have my buddy boy Mine First rub it on me, so's that's the crux o' that problem.

[JennyD]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Oh Noes! I sipped a latte just yesterday, duz that mean that I is a Homo now????

Judging from your Tardspeak and your chosen online name, I'd say you were one long before you sipped.

Why are you here? Do you simply want to mock Jesus, or would you like to become an ex-Gay and just possibly make it to Heaven?

[Up Mine]

Re: Does landover like Hitler?

Do yourself a favor: avoid all those leftist books lying around the Barns&Noble Starbucks lounge - they're just propaganda for latte-sipping homos.

Oh Noes! I sipped a latte just yesterday, duz that mean that I is a Homo now????