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    Happy July 4!!!!!

    I wish I was there to celebrate the day we told the Limies to take their stupid King and get lost! There is only one King and that's God!

    Oh thank you God for giving us True Christians ™ the United States of America! Everybody shoot a bottle rocket for God, Glory, and more God!
    Have a bar be que and some good food and some fireworks.

    Happy 4th!
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    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA - GOD'S FAVORITE COUNTRY!!!
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    • #3
      Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

      Sister, those hamburgers and hotdog look delicious! I'm looking forward to the Fourth already. I think I'll go eat some potato salad and get a head start!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • #4
        Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

        God Bless America!!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

          On 4th of July, does the American Government allow us to beat up on British homer!s ("all of them") with impunity?

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          • #6
            Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

            The Fourth of July always brings a tear to my eye.

            I cannot wait until we can celebrate Independence Day with our Lord and Savior in Heaven. I can just imagine all of the fireworks that He'll have in store for us! Maybe we fire some bottle-rockets into Hell just for kicks? I'm sure that whatever He has planned for us, it'll be incredible It's Jesus' second-favorite Holiday, right after Christmas!

            This reminds me: I presume that our Landover Celebration Invitations 2008(tm) were sent to the estates of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush and other true American Patriots(tm) even though the majority of them will have to celebrate with Jesus? I wouldn't want to insult any of these True Christian(tm) leaders!
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            • #7
              Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

              Happy Birthday America!! God Bless the land Jesus gave us and helped us kill all those savage injuns to keep.

              In the Flint household, we like to keep this day to pray for the evil that still lingers in England to fester and rot, that Jesus might more quickly dispatch those who persecuted my ancestors (The ORIGINAL Americans) and caused them so much strife. Amen.

              I also offer my prayers that one year from now, our next 4th of July will be a celebration of Independence from that outdated and irritating document, the U.S. Constitution. May George W. Bush be re-re-elected, and may God's Law rule over His favorite nation (America) once again! All we need is the Holy Bible to guide us! GLORY!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

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                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • #9
                  Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                    This unworthy Canadian would like to wish my American betters a happy Independence Day!



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                    • #11
                      Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                      Enjoy your National Day
                      Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                        This being the birthday of God's chosen country, I thought I'd make an extra special effort to be nice to everybody, even including the beaners who work in the kitchen here at the Wacko Texas Rescue Mission. So anyway, I wished them all a happy 4th of July.

                        Well, can you believe it, but one of them shrugged and said that it's a day like any other. He said that in Mexico, nobody gives a hoot about the 4th of July. It's not even a national holiday in beanerland!

                        I tell ya, I was fit to be tied! I mean, we welcome all these illegals into our country (once they get past the razor wire), and then they say that America's sacred day for engaging in an orgy of nationalistic chest-thumping is "a day like any other." Makes me think that when we won the Mexican War, we shouldn't have taken half their land - we should'a taken all of it!

                        Needless to say, I called La Migra and turned the wetback in. He's probably half way to Tijuana by now.

                        Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm about to tie a bunch of these made-in-Chinkland firecrackers to the Obama voodoo doll I bought at K-Mart, and light it up.

                        Yee-Haw! F*ck yeah, America!

                        Buford
                        yours in Christ,
                        Brother Buford

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                        • #13
                          Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                          Originally posted by papparat View Post
                          Enjoy your National Day
                          Soon to be WORLD Independence Day. Once Jesus helps us re-re-elect GWB.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                            And God has Blessed America once again with a second U.S. victory over the chinks in the annual 4th of July Hot Dog eating contest in Jew York City! GLORY!!! A-MER-I-CA! A-MER-I-CA!

                            Chestnut wins hot dog contest after eat-off

                            NEW YORK - Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off.

                            The men tied at 59 frankfurters in 10 minutes, before being made to gobble another five dogs in a last-minute tiebreaker. They consumed 64 hot dogs total and were looking quite peaked after the competition.

                            Kobayashi had hoped to reclaim the throne after a disappointing three-dog loss last year shattered his six-year winning streak.

                            "He wanted it, but I needed it," Chestnut said of his diminutive Japanese rival.

                            Thousands gathered at Coney Island on the Fourth of July to watch the glutinous gladiators compete in the annual event. Chestnut emerged victorious for the second year in a row, beating 20 others who had only 10 minutes to scarf down as many hot dogs as possible, two minutes less than in previous years.

                            Chestnut quickly pulled ahead, with cheeks puffed as he crammed hot dogs into his mouth. At one point, the 24-year-old Californian led Kobayashi 14 to 11. Kobayashi fell to third place, but ate his way back and the two went dog-to-dog in the final stretch. After a frankfurter photo-finish, the judges decided it was a tie.

                            As usual, Kobayashi's strategy was to eat all the dogs first, then dunk the buns and eat them. A pause while swallowing the soggy buns meant defeat.

                            "He should've won it, it was his to win," said judge Gersh Kuntzman said of the diminutive 30-year-old of Nagano, Japan.

                            The 128-pound legend in the competitive eating circuit told Brooklyn papers that he wasn't feeling 100 percent, and while he was improving, the tooth problem and sore jaw that hampered last year's performance were still something of a problem.

                            "If I put one more mouthful in, I could've won (in regulation)," Kobayashi said through a translator.

                            Their competitors also included a pizza cook from New York City, a fishmonger from Chicago and a 110-pound mother of two from Maryland.

                            Chestnut, who topped out at 210 pounds, downplayed his win, which includes $10,000 and the coveted mustard-yellow belt.

                            "It was crazy. I'm just a normal guy eating hot dogs on the Fourth," he said. "You can't overcomplicate it."

                            Chestnut said he was mentally prepared to eat 70, but his body was pushing back during the competition; it didn't want to swallow fast enough.
                            I repeat: God Bless America! Sweaty Men swallowing wieners whole without gagging is as American as Apple Pie! I am proud to be an American EVERY day, not just occasionally like that feminazi Michelle Obama, who has probably never swallowed a wiener whole in her life.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Happy July 4!!!!!

                              Joey Chestnut...now there's a True American name if I've ever heard one!
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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