[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You have no idea what it's like to shift from burning liquid feces to back breaking constipation!!! How would you like it if you were trying to pass a turd, but instead it felt like you were being anally raped? Are you going to say now that your church thinks it's ok to feel anal rape???

would never allow anything like that to happen to me, because loves me and protects me.

Psalm 23:1-6
1The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Probably because He hates you for being a hellbound sinner.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

Now, get your act together and take your cues from Job: even if God mercilessly kills your wife and children and takes away your possession and gives you all sorts of sicknesses, you should keep praising Him, even as your tongue is about to fall out.

Who knows, maybe He'll eventually give you health, new wife, new kids, and new possessions to make you happy again.

You have no idea what it's like to shift from burning liquid feces to back breaking constipation!!! How would you like it if you were trying to pass a turd, but instead it felt like you were being anally raped? Are you going to say now that your church thinks it's ok to feel anal rape???

[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Yes I have prayed about it and they always come back when I get explosive diarrhea. Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!

Probably because He hates you for being a hellbound sinner.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

Now, get your act together and take your cues from Job: even if God mercilessly kills your wife and children and takes away your possession and gives you all sorts of sicknesses, you should keep praising Him, even as your tongue is about to fall out.

Who knows, maybe He'll eventually give you health, new wife, new kids, and new possessions to make you happy again.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Maybe she prayed for them?

Yeah right!!! I prayed for them so I can stay home all day long and scratch them till I relieve myself!!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!

What's ludicrous is a "Christian" who expects people on the internet to justify God's actions.

Isaiah 55:9 "For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You should be thankful to God for His gift:

Deuteronomy 28:61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Have you tried to pray away your sickness?

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

Yes I have prayed about it and they always come back when I get explosive diarrhea. Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me? That is ludicrous!

[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Maybe she prayed for them?

Unsaved people are so weird!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...Have you tried to pray away your sickness?

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

Maybe she prayed for them?

[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

There is nothing wrong with Brooklyn. Brooklyn has the some of the best medical practitioners, especially our gynecologists. I get excited every time my yearly visit comes up because I know I'll get the best service there.

And I have friggin hemorrhoids dammit!!!! It's not my fault!!! I had to use the entire box of suppositories in order to get some kind of relief from the fire I'm feeling back there. God says to forgive as you have been forgiven!!

You should be thankful to God for His gift:

Deuteronomy 28:61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Have you tried to pray away your sickness?

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?

There is nothing wrong with Brooklyn. Brooklyn has the some of the best medical practitioners, especially our gynecologists. I get excited every time my yearly visit comes up because I know I'll get the best service there.

And I have friggin hemorrhoids dammit!!!! It's not my fault!!! I had to use the entire box of suppositories in order to get some kind of relief from the fire I'm feeling back there. God says to forgive as you have been forgiven!!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?

It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

Guess what every religion does?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I think you're very rude. I've never attempted a mental exercise in my life. I put all my trust in the Holy Word of Christ the Lord Thy God, thank you very much!

Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

No, what she's calling reactionary is when you don't understand the Scripture you're quoting:

I've bolded the pertinent bit, when Jesus clarifies that it's not judgement that He's condemning, but hypocritical judgement.



She probably won't read it, but it's not laziness, it's wilful ignorance holiness.

1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

Why haven't you read the Bible yet, to see what it really says, instead of just accepting the propaganda you've been fed?

Also, in Timothy they are referring to false science. I know the word. Been going to church and studying the bible for 16 years.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Well she is a hypocrite and to call this church God's favorite church lol! How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

I think you're very rude. I've never attempted a mental exercise in my life. I put all my trust in the Holy Word of Christ the Lord Thy God, thank you very much!