[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I can provide more evidence. I'm dealing with dark and ominous evil powers beyond anyone's imagination.

Oh, really, Dear? My, how that's so frightfully fascinating.

Listen, my father was a Pentecostal preacher. I've seen more than my share of people who were possessed by the devil. Some were real, there is no question there, but some (such as yourself) were just kooks, seeking attention and up to no good, such as Mary Lou, the woman who claimed to be possessed by a peanut butter demon.

Honestly, can't you think of something else to do, such as enjoying this beautiful 4th of July by getting right with once and for all?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

And for you to say that you are now a "Christian" leaves much to the imagination, particularly after that disgusting nonsense that you left for us when you were pretending to be possessed by a demon. We can see through your silly games, you know.

So you think demonic possessions aren't real? I can provide more evidence.


I have long been a soft target of these entities. They are VERY DANGEROUS indeed. I'm dealing with dark and ominous evil powers beyond anyone's imagination. They take no prisoners.


You'd be terrified too if they ran into you. Anyone would.


It all started in my high school as a joke when I and a few other friends made a blood pact with the Devil. I thought it was harmless picnic fun but it turned out to be real. These entities aren't letting go off me, at least not without a fight.

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.

Deuteronomy 17:5 - Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

2 Corinthians 6:14 -

Matthew 7:6 - Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you

As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?

Dear Mr. Chubby: That is no way to speak of another contributor to . I will have you know, here and now, that Didymus is not "a dog". And for you to say that you are now a "Christian" leaves much to the imagination, particularly after that disgusting nonsense that you left for us when you were pretending to be possessed by a demon. We can see through your silly games, you know. And, unless you want to have the devil sticking his pitchfork in rather sensitive areas of your body for all of eternity, you should refrain from making statements of judgement against others here. You don't want to incur the -inspired wrath of our pastors or moderators, do you?
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Didymus is an arrogant atheist dick, but he knows the Bible better than you. Yes, Satan can't wait to get his tallywhacker inside Didymus's rectum, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about everything. You claim to be a Christian, so prove it. Learn the Bible better than the unsaved swine, the filthy cretins who flip off God. Live His Holy word. Your soul depends on it, Chubbs!


I will pray that you succeed in your quest to know Jesus. He will be watching you and judging you.

Thank you for the wonderful clarification. It's not that I can't read the Bible. I just happen to be, how do I put it? A bit slower than everyone else. I have to use a dictionary for each and every sentence and that sucks.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

These people embraced me when I was a delusional catholic headed for hell. They pulled the Mary-worshiping demon out of me and helped me realize my potential as a young handsome well built intelligent witty hard working certified equine gnathologist.

So, you're a Guido after all cause you don't look like a Mick.

I could be wrong though. peaceout

So you see? You’re in the place to truly understand what it is to be a Christian Brother!! How I pray that knowledge seeps in and brings you closer to your new life in Him. Be assured of just how powerful my prayers are along with those of this congregation.

Hallelujah.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.
...
As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?

Didymus is an arrogant atheist dick, but he knows the Bible better than you. Yes, Satan can't wait to get his tallywhacker inside Didymus's rectum, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about everything. You claim to be a Christian, so prove it. Learn the Bible better than the unsaved swine, the filthy cretins who flip off God. Live His Holy word. Your soul depends on it, Chubbs!


I will pray that you succeed in your quest to know Jesus. He will be watching you and judging you.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Oh my poor Chubbs. It is not anyone’s intent to offend or confuse you. If there were awards handed out for love and kindness, Landover Baptist Church would win every time. These people embraced me when I was a delusional catholic headed for hell. They pulled the Mary-worshiping demon out of me and helped me realize my potential as a young handsome well built intelligent witty hard working certified equine gnathologist.

They encouraged me to pursue a PhD in creation science. While that did not happen, they now stand behind me as I go for a Doctor of Divinity degree. I can’t count how many times they have asked about my progress.

They glorify God as I share stories of reaching the homers of this world every day. I know just how much they want to hear that.

So you see? You’re in the place to truly understand what it is to be a Christian Brother!! How I pray that knowledge seeps in and brings you closer to your new life in Him. Be assured of just how powerful my prayers are along with those of this congregation.

Oh, and chronic fatigue syndrome is a pile of horse manure.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Dear Mr. Chubbs: Really, this is no way to behave. There is no need to insult someone who has tried to help you by so kindly giving you an online for you to study. I think we have done a great deal to help you in your walk with the , so it would be appropriate if you would express some gratitude toward those who are showing a very real interest in your spiritual wellbeing. Now, then, I shall request that you apologize to Didymus for being so abruptly ungrateful.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. And kindly refrain from discussing various "personal" things. We're not interested in the things that you've allowed to pervert your mind.

He's an atheist dog. Am I not allowed to condemn him? I am a Christian now.

Deuteronomy 17:5 - Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.


2 Corinthians 6:14 -

Matthew 7:6 - Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you



As a new born Christian, I am following Scripture. Why do you side with an atheist but not your fellow Christian?

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Because God was not referring to shadows. When He does, it says "shadow" which is one way we know The Bible is true. Light is one thing. Darkness is something else. There are different types of darkness. Shadows are a third thing, for example when God moved the sun backwards in the sky, witnesses recorded how observed shadows stopped moving in their usual direction (as on a sundial) and started moving in the reverse direction. This is not a sliver of thick darkness stuck on one side of a stick. It's a shadow.

II Kings 20:8-11 Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD the third day And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.

Could you not have used easier words and simple sentences? Why do you have to speak in riddles? Why?


I did not understand a thing.

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.

At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.
Don't need advice from you, then.

Dear Mr. Chubbs: Really, this is no way to behave. There is no need to insult someone who has tried to help you by so kindly giving you an online for you to study. I think we have done a great deal to help you in your walk with the , so it would be appropriate if you would express some gratitude toward those who are showing a very real interest in your spiritual wellbeing. Now, then, I shall request that you apologize to Didymus for being so abruptly ungrateful.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. And kindly refrain from discussing various "personal" things. We're not interested in the things that you've allowed to pervert your mind.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?

Because God was not referring to shadows. When He does, it says "shadow" which is one way we know The Bible is true. Light is one thing. Darkness is something else. There are different types of darkness. Shadows are a third thing, for example when God moved the sun backwards in the sky, witnesses recorded how observed shadows stopped moving in their usual direction (as on a sundial) and started moving in the reverse direction. This is not a sliver of thick darkness stuck on one side of a stick. It's a shadow.

II Kings 20:8-11 Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD the third day And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.


Cure your ignorance.

The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.


At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.


Don't need advice from you, then.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out...

You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.

...Never read the Bible my whole life...

Cure your ignorance.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

One word answer: I am interested.

...

But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack.

It's called tough love, son. We're trying to save your soul from damnation. The Lord certainly won't "cut you some slack" if you die without being Saved (James 2:10). Let us help you.

Do Catholic confessional count?

In the eyes of God, a Catholic confessional counts exactly as much as a Voodoo dance or a Scientology auditing session.

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

One word answer: I am interested. But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack. Never read the Bible my whole life. Never went to churches in a long time. Do Catholic confessionals count?

Dear Chubby: That's nice that you are interested, but having nice intentions will not get you into Heaven to avoid the wrath of Almighty . Only those who are truly saved and washed in the of the Lamb will escape the fires of , and it is that eternal damnation that you so surely deserve.

Revelation 21:8 " But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

As for your statement that we need to "cut" you "some slack", if you don't like us for telling you the Truth about the love of , then you can always complain to when you stand before on Judgment Day. And feel free to take your time. You will be in eternity then. I am sure that the good will give you lots of opportunity to explain why you rejected Salvation and why you chose instead of .

As for people on this sanctified site "being so mean" to you, that is utter rubbish. People here have been very interested in what you've had to say. We are only telling what you need to know, based on the many truths within the , and yet you continue to complain and reject the truth.

I shall pray for you, young Mr. Chubbs -- Eternity is forever, and so will be your home in .

Sincerely, Isabella W.