[Nasimiyu432]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

It's not really an excuse to be lazy if you have cfs, because it is real. And because of my condition, I quit my job and trying to understand how to live my life with it. I dont have enough money to under go treatment or for medication, but I did some research and I have read many articles about cannabis and how it can help you in terms of chronic pain, bone injuries, eating disorder/anorexia, anxiety disorders and panic attacks, inflammation, even cancer and a lot more. Like this article ***a link containing psychedelic kiddie porn removed by moderator***. Cbd and thc are also new to me and I don’t even smoke. Alternatively, they’ve also found new ways to infuse cannabis on food and beverages. If this is true I can’t find any solid conclusive evidence that speaks to its efficacy. Any personal experience or testimonial would be highly appreciated. Thanks

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Various Posts by POOP MANIAC

The Anus was created for a reason which has nothing to do with creating EMO poetry.
Yet even after so comprehensive an OP they turn up whining straight in at post#3

I always thought Jesus said "judge not others less you yourself be judged" as summed up in the following poems:

[blasphemous EMO poetry deleted]

God has reserved the anus for sending specific punishments.

DEUTERONOMY 26 – 28 .KJV . start reading here
26:18 The LORD hath avouched thee this day to be his peculiar people, as he hath promised thee, and that thou shouldest keep all his commandments
27:1 And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day
28:1 And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe and to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:
2a And all these blessings shall come on thee

A number of blessings are listed, to include being blessed in the city & in the field, in the fruit of one's body, the fruit of the ground & the cattle and the increase of kine & sheep, baskets & stores. Blessed coming in, blessed going out. Enemies smitten, storehouses blessed. Plenteous in goods, children, cattle & fruit of the ground. Good treasure opened, rain unto the land from Heaven.

13 And the LORD shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou hearken unto the commandments of the LORD thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe and to do them:

What happens to people who think they know better than God?

21-26 The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it. The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish. And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron. The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed. The LORD shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth. And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt .and with the emerods. and with the scab, and with the itch whereof thou canst not be healed.
28-29 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

So when an EMO with piles turns up going on about showing off (ME) we know what has happened to the anus. What historical precedent is there for this? I'm glad you asked. It involves people who thought they knew better than God.

I SAMUEL 5 .KJV . whole chapter
2-3 When the Philistines took the ark of God, they brought it into the house of Dagon, and set it by Dagon. And when they of Ashdod arose early on the morrow, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the earth before the ark of the LORD. And they took Dagon, and set him in his place again.
4 And when they arose early on the morrow morning, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the ground before the ark of the LORD; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.
6-7 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and .smote them with emerods. even Ashdod and the coasts thereof. And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us: for his hand is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our god.

The anus has a specific purpose in its creation. When scabrous types get going here they think we don't know what has led to their plight. But we do know. God has made this particular peri-anal circumstance particularly clear. How severe can such a punishment get? Very severe indeed. How many sufferers have reached the point of melting down jewellery to get gold? Any affliction so obvious that they could be cast in gold with gnawing mice included sounds pretty severe to me.

I SAMUEL 6 .KJV . whole chapter
1 The ark of the LORD was in the country of the Philistines seven months.
2-4 And the Philistines called for the priests and the diviners, saying, What shall we do to the ark of the LORD? tell us wherewith we shall send it to his place. And they said, If ye send away the ark of the God of Israel, send it not empty; but in any wise return him a trespass offering: then ye shall be healed, and it shall be known to you why his hand is not removed from you. Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.
5a Wherefore ye shall make images of your .emerods.
5b And images of your .mice. that mar the land;
5c And ye shall give glory unto the .God. of Israel:

Christians spend zero time contemplating the anus. EMO's seem to think we'd be interested in hearing about ano-genital regions ad nauseam with details of afflictions God has already warned us about. Thus we know the causes. God even mentioned the association with mice, probably a very advanced smiting reserved for senior EMO's who know when to keep their mouths shut. "Silence is consent" seems appropriate here as one of the SJW mantras I've heard.—.many of whom are EMO's.—.reflecting agreement with God in their hearts regardless of what they say here. So for afflicted posters all I have to say is wait til the mice turn up. Think they've got it bad now? Let the gnawing begin.

[handmaiden]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You should be ashamed of yourself, using God’s word to support your opinions.

You are mistaken regarding the matter of cause and effect. We don't use God; He uses us. And rightly so, as we are His creation.


It is God's Word that informs our "opinions." Every perspective and viewpoint through which we filter the world around us is received from the Word of God that He revealed to those who believed in Him and listened to His Word.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You should be ashamed of yourself, using God’s word to support your opinions.

Nonsense. If you wouldn't use God's Word to support a moral argument, what do you propose people use? The Communist Manifesto? The Satanic Bible? The back of a Cracker-Jack box?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about...

You're right and he's wrong because you say you're right and he's wrong.

And you know the truth, because you claim stuff and make empty assertions. Evidence? References? Who needs that crap? FAKE NEWS.

Congratulations, you've won today's internet. To claim your prize, remain immobile. Completely. No, don't even breathe. The Official Internet Prize team will be in touch sometime in the future.

[CFSisnotlaziness]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Stop misleading these people. You should be ashamed of yourself, using God’s word to support your opinions. Yes, I created this account just to post this. As a person who gave it his all to earn a full scholarship to college while also training for his swim team, to now hardly being able to hit the gym or keep a part-time job, I take huge offense to your statements. As someone who always wanted to be productive and couldn’t stand the laziness of others, I can tell you from my experience, CFS is NOT laziness. Don’t post things you know nothing about.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Yee Haw!!! can't believe I've never found this forum. I really like poking retards with sticks and I can see you are chalk full of retards. Clown says he doesn't believe in something if its existence can't be proven. The irony is thick..... I'm sure you'll ban me before I get to make fun of the mormons on this site as much as I would like to, but think about that.

Are there any mormons on this site? I would like to make fun of them too!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Yee Haw!!! can't believe I've never found this forum. I really like poking retards with sticks and I can see you are chalk full of retards. Clown says he doesn't believe in something if its existence can't be proven. The irony is thick..... I'm sure you'll ban me before I get to make fun of the mormons on this site as much as I would like to, but think about that.

Welcome, Jim. Your post is somewhat confusing. Who is Clown? What exactly are you trying to say, if anything?

[slimjim951]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You may have heard of chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), sometimes also known as myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME), post-viral fatigue syndrome (PVFS) or chronic fatigue immune dysfunction syndrome (CFIDS). It's the perfect illness to fake if you don't want to work. Simply mimic a collection of vague, subjective symptoms, shop around for a doctor who will give you the diagnosis you want, and sit back and watch your Social Security money roll in.

Yee Haw!!! can't believe I've never found this forum. I really like poking retards with sticks and I can see you are chalk full of retards. Clown says he doesn't believe in something if its existence can't be proven. The irony is thick..... I'm sure you'll ban me before I get to make fun of the mormons on this site as much as I would like to, but think about that.

[Nobar King]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I get hemorrhoids, too, and I also worry about showing them to the doctor.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Can't anyone empathize with my pain?

Of course not. If you have pain, then this is because God wants you to have pain (Revelation 19:6). Now matter how horrible and unfair pain might seem, it is always just because it is always God's will!

You should be ashamed for whining about it and pray to Jesus for forgiveness.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

Aha. I thought so. An abumination

[Des]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

Well then, there is your problem. God is punishing you for playing Hide the Salami with another man. Again, if you had ever bothered to read the Bible, you would know that this is a huge no no.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

See that? Not "...it shall slightly vex Me." Not "...I really wish thou wouldst not do that." But rather "...it is abomination."

And how much of an abomination, you ask? As if there is such a thing as a minor abomination! Know this my fell fudge packer, homersex is just about the absolute worst thing you can do before the Eyes of God. I know this because God spells it out for us.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? lBe not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

So enjoy thee agony of hemorrhoids now, because no matter how much they hurt, you are going to be wishing that was the worst of your agony once you get to hell.

YIC

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

In a way, it does tell you to not visit a modern sickular doctor. Doctors are always wanting you to strip for them, but the Bible has already covered that and made it quite clear that a man should not see another man naked.


Habakkuk 2:15 Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness!


Other passages describe nakedness in terms of shame and disgrace as well. Lamentations 1:8 & Ezekiel 23:18 for instance.


"Oh, but my doctor is a good man!" you say. "He only looks at us professionally!". Ahh, but God foresaw this too.


Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

See, God understands temptation, and gives us advice throughout the Bible to avoid it. The problem is, you have to actually read the Bible in order to get His message.


Now, my having actually read the Bible, let me ask you a question. Will letting a young boy look at pornography day in and day out 'cure' him of looking at pornography?


Of course not! The boy will become more and more jaded. He will become dissatisfied with 'regular' pornography and become increasingly deviant in his unnatural lusts. Give him a year and check his interweb browsing history. You are going to find searches for "Interracial BDSM Cigar-Smoking Trannies on Grannies with Balloons & Tubs of Vomit Clown Scat porn"!


Likewise with giving someone a 'vaccination' of the same disease they claim to be immunizing you from. God knows that our hearts are black as coal. God knows even a 'good man' will succumb to his baser nature when viewing naked human flesh day after day. God knows. Oh yes my friend, God knows! And you would know too, were you a real Christian who actually reads the Bible.


I'll pray for you.

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I'm not homosexual. I have anal inflammation that I'd rather not be bothered by.

Ah. So you admit that you are batting for the other side then. How else would you get an inflamed rectal passage, hmmmm...?