[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Well she is a hypocrite and to call this church God's favorite church lol! How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

Speak for yourself.


God Himself tells us that your retardedness is a lifestyle choice:


Proverbs 1:22


“How long, ye simple ones, will ye loue simplicitie? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fooles hate knowledge?”

[Des]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

In a way, it does tell you to not visit a modern sickular doctor. Doctors are always wanting you to strip for them, but the Bible has already covered that and made it quite clear that a man should not see another man naked.


Habakkuk 2:15 Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness!


Other passages describe nakedness in terms of shame and disgrace as well. Lamentations 1:8 & Ezekiel 23:18 for instance.


"Oh, but my doctor is a good man!" you say. "He only looks at us professionally!". Ahh, but God foresaw this too.


Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

See, God understands temptation, and gives us advice throughout the Bible to avoid it. The problem is, you have to actually read the Bible in order to get His message.


Now, my having actually read the Bible, let me ask you a question. Will letting a young boy look at pornography day in and day out 'cure' him of looking at pornography?


Of course not! The boy will become more and more jaded. He will become dissatisfied with 'regular' pornography and become increasingly deviant in his unnatural lusts. Give him a year and check his interweb browsing history. You are going to find searches for "Interracial BDSM Cigar-Smoking Trannies on Grannies with Balloons & Tubs of Vomit Clown Scat porn"!


Likewise with giving someone a 'vaccination' of the same disease they claim to be immunizing you from. God knows that our hearts are black as coal. God knows even a 'good man' will succumb to his baser nature when viewing naked human flesh day after day. God knows. Oh yes my friend, God knows! And you would know too, were you a real Christian who actually reads the Bible.


I'll pray for you.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

Dear Sinner,

Please, try to concentrate on your Bible Studies. As you can see above, even a revolting atheist has more sense and can quote the pivotal passages!

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

King Asa made a bad mistake. You can still Repent. One step away from your life of sin would be to concentrate more on eschatology and much, much less on scatology. It makes you appear the wicked person that you presumably are.

Isaiah 57:20
But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.

Your case is, of course, a perfect example of the sodomistic rectal obsession that characterizes the modern era. Please, visit a doctor if you're unable to Repent. There are treatments available. Barron ligatures are easy to apply in case your demons are still internal, but the treatment requires proctoscopy and very few have escaped that without some collateral damage on their innocence and Spiritual Sate. Go ahead, try it if you must but remember that Jesus disapproves. You claim you trust in God but a vesseled vegetable has more Faith than you have:

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

I am most convinced that, albeit sore and a cause of discomfort - you piles still fail in size when compared to mountains. It may feel to you the same, but whatever the case, a simple prayer is sufficient IF you have the Faith. The True Trust™


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

Great, another "Christian" who's never read the Bible.

2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease wasexceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "

James 5:14 "Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:"

Mark 16:18 "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Wait, I thought you were claiming to be Christian? Don't you know the Bible tells the faithful to NOT go to the doctor, but rather that you should rely on anointing with oils and prayer?

Why don't you trust in God?

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Really? Why does my doctor constantly warn me that I must have a bowel movement everyday. He's been telling me to limit pork and beef in my diet. Why would my doctor tell me that? He tells me to eat more vegetables.

Wait, I thought you were claiming to be Christian? Don't you know the Bible tells the faithful to NOT go to the doctor, but rather that you should rely on anointing with oils and prayer?

Why don't you trust in God?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Spoken like a true Yankee homo. You don't believe it because it has never happened to you. Have you ever been hit by a truck and died from your injuries? I would suggest that to be unlikely. But do you believe that a truck running over you would be fatal? I bet you do. You are twisted around in a lot of ways, friend. Why don't you forego sin, turn to Jesus and seek salvation?

I'm not homosexual. I have anal inflammation that I'd rather not be bothered by.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

As a True Christian™, I have never had hemorrhoids. In fact, God loves me so much that I sometimes go days forgetting I even have an anus. Clean living and a diet of beef, pork, & cheese will go a long way toward ensuring colonic regularity and once weekly bowel movements.

Really? Why does my doctor constantly warn me that I must have a bowel movement everyday. He's been telling me to limit pork and beef in my diet. Why would my doctor tell me that? He tells me to eat more vegetables.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?

Spoken like a true Yankee homo. You don't believe it because it has never happened to you. Have you ever been hit by a truck and died from your injuries? I would suggest that to be unlikely. But do you believe that a truck running over you would be fatal? I bet you do. You are twisted around in a lot of ways, friend. Why don't you forego sin, turn to Jesus and seek salvation?

[Des]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

As a True Christian™, I have never had hemorrhoids. In fact, God loves me so much that I sometimes go days forgetting I even have an anus. Clean living and a diet of beef, pork, & cheese will go a long way toward ensuring colonic regularity and once weekly bowel movements.

[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?

Because God says so in the Holy Bible, sweetie.

You should really read it someday.

Joshua 24:19-20
19 And Joshua said unto the people, Ye cannot serve the Lord: for he is an holy God; he is a jealous God; he will not forgive your transgressions nor your sins.
20 If ye forsake the Lord, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you, after that he hath done you good.

Jeremiah 33:5 They come to fight with the Chaldeans, but it is to fill them with the dead bodies of men, whom I have slain in mine anger and in my fury, and for all whose wickedness I have hid my face from this city.

Lamentations 4:11 The Lord hath accomplished his fury; he hath poured out his fierce anger, and hath kindled a fire in Zion, and it hath devoured the foundations thereof.

Nahum 1:2 God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth; the Lord revengeth, and is furious; the Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


...Just to name a few verses.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

God hates you, that is clear. He knows that you are a flaming homosexual who pretends to be a woman on the internet, all the while engaging in unimaginable perversions. God knows everything you do and before you know it, you will find yourself standing before Him explaining yourself. I expect that interview will go badly for you and it is likely to happen a long time before you think it will. Ours is an angry God; stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. His justice will be meted out to you and you will find yourself in the flaming* hot tub that we call Hell.

* It is both flaming and for flaming homosexuals.

How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Why would God want me to have flaring varicose veins around my anal canal to destroy me?

God hates you, that is clear. He knows that you are a flaming homosexual who pretends to be a woman on the internet, all the while engaging in unimaginable perversions. God knows everything you do and before you know it, you will find yourself standing before Him explaining yourself. I expect that interview will go badly for you and it is likely to happen a long time before you think it will. Ours is an angry God; stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. His justice will be meted out to you and you will find yourself in the flaming* hot tub that we call Hell.

* It is both flaming and for flaming homosexuals.

[Basilissa]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

The lord is MY shepherd!!!! I am sitting on the toilet now praying and I bet he honors my prayer to poop normal!! I will poop normal and that's that!!!!! You people!!!!

The Lord is not your shepherd - otherwise He wouldn't allow you to suffer, and He'd comfort you with His rod and His staff. (Or do you think that He lied in Psalm 23?).

The good news is, that you can repent for your sins, accept Jesus as your Savior, and He'll take all of your pain away.

...Unless He's punishing you for something your ancestors did. In which case you'll still suffer, and your kids will too:

Exodus 34:7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear [the guilty]; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth [generation].

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

would never allow anything like that to happen to me, because loves me and protects me.

Psalm 23:1-6
1The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

The lord is MY shepherd!!!! I am sitting on the toilet now praying and I bet he honors my prayer to poop normal!! I will poop normal and that's that!!!!! You people!!!!