Godless monster washes ashore Jew York beach

[Wash O'Hanley]

**WARNING-- Horrific monster images within**

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

It seems that all the sin and debauchery of Jew York City are finally beginning to manifest into something tangible. If we've learned anything from the documentary film Ghost Busters Part 2 it is that all of the bad will and hostility of Jew York will come together to fill the sewers with green goo that will cause inanimate objects to spring to life in a horrific orgy of terror. I figure this turtlepigrat is just child's play and the beginning of a terrible string of mutants, ghosts and monsters that will strike down the modern day Sodom that is Jew York City.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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**WARNING-- Horrific monster images within**

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

It seems that all the sin and debauchery of Jew York City are finally beginning to manifest into something tangible. If we've learned anything from the documentary film Ghost Busters Part 2 it is that all of the bad will and hostility of Jew York will come together to fill the sewers with green goo that will cause inanimate objects to spring to life in a horrific orgy of terror. I figure this turtlepigrat is just child's play and the beginning of a terrible string of mutants, ghosts and monsters that will strike down the modern day Sodom that is Jew York City.

Yes Brother! With the horrible sins that people are committing, I would not be suprised if we about to see some horrible things!!

Does anyone remember the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man from yet another Ghost Buster Documentary? I almost shudder just thinking about it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sweet Jesus! If anyone has doubts that there are demons roaming among us, that photograph should dispel them once and for all! Now you folks can see the kind of thing we True Christian™ Pastors have to do battle with each and every day. You have no idea! I hope you can see why my request for a higher stipend and greater access to the church petty cash is completely justified. Also I'm still waiting board approval on building an olympic sized jacuzzi next to my olympic sized swimming pool. I just do not understand what the delay is. Pastor Benny Hinn has an olympic sized pool both inside and outside at his lovely home, did you know that? And why is it that I have to drive a Lincoln Navigator that's 6 months old?

[SUV]

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When I saw the headline I thought it might be that New Yuck's blind-neegroe, shufflin', pit-spittin' "Governor" had come to No Good End after a mis-adventure in the ocean to attempt to wash away his sins; The Good Lord's Punishment for Proclaiming that his Country was in a "Recession" - Right within the borders of God's Own Beeloved, Bountiful Nation - America!!!

Praise Jesus - I'm Right!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It won't be the first time that a hideous monster has run amok in Sodom-on-the-Hudson.

[Billybob Sunday]

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It won't be the first time that a hideous monster has run amok in Sodom-on-the-Hudson.

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Is that a photo of Tallywhackerhater? I've been wondering what that dude looks like.

[SUV]

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Is he a "Tallywhackerhater" because the very thought of Pimplepee-PeeZilla made him into one? We should Pray For Him™

[Scented_Potatoes]

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It is almost incredible the way imagination can drive people's mind into proposing crazy theories.

As always, logic fortunately comes to rescue us from our own hallucinations :

The so called monster of Montauk is just a decomposing racoon, as clearly shown in these pictures :





Watch the placement of the teeth, compare it with the racoon skull on the left, and let your eyes and your brain judge for themselves.

[Mister Brasil]

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It is almost incredible the way imagination can drive people's mind into proposing crazy theories.

As always, logic fortunately comes to rescue us from our own hallucinations :

The so called monster of Montauk is just a decomposing racoon, as clearly shown in these pictures...

Watch the placement of the teeth, compare it with the racoon skull on the left, and let your eyes and your brain judge for themselves.

Sure, Mr. Atheist Gonna-Burn. Let's consider two different theories:

The monster is a racoon.
That lost its skin (I wonder how?).
And some teeth (Not like it's that unlikely, after all, they're only made out of the hardest substance on Earth).
And washed up on a New York beach (say, can't 'coons swim?)
And disappeared less than twenty four hours later (okay, it's New York, surely things rot faster there?)

or

The monster is a sign from God that His time on this Earth is nigh-- repent or die.

I don't know about you (I bet you believe in the Big Bang too), but that first explanation just seems a little bit unlikely. I'm gonna go with the second.

[The DEVIL-tard]

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thats not a monster thats my mom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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thats not a monster thats my mom.

Now THAT I believe.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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The so called monster of Montauk is just a decomposing racoon.... Watch the placement of the teeth, compare it with the racoon skull on the left, and let your eyes and your brain judge for themselves.

It has horns at the back of it's skull (the bony protrusions right behind the braincase). When's the last time you saw a racoon with horns?

[Warrior of God]

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OK, so if that's a decomposing racoon can anyone tell me why only the fur seems to have decomposed itself off the thing.
Or did it wax itself just before committing raccoon suicide.

I always thought that decomposing bodies in water swelled up and burst.

That evil looking thing looks pretty intact...
and pretty damn ugly.

[Freethinker]

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This place is better than any of the tabloids (Enquirer, Sun etc).


Oh noes!!! Demons!!!!