[Newguy]

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Proof that a stoner can't tell the difference between the handsome Pastor Zeke and the lovely Sister VD.

Actually I was talking about Zeke's video, the first post. Proof that a christian will go to any lengths to make themselves look dumb.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually I was talking about Zeke's video, the first post. Proof that a christian will go to any lengths to make themselves look dumb.

I suppose you think you know more than God does.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Actually I was talking about Zeke's video, the first post. Proof that a christian will go to any lengths to make themselves look dumb.

I thought you weren't a Christian.

[Newguy]

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I thought you weren't a Christian.

You thought correctly.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You thought correctly.

Yet you make yourself look incredibly stupid when you ignore God. Don't you know He brought you here in an effort to turn you away from your life of sin, reefer, and eternal damnation, so you could serve Him without ceasing for all eternity instead?

WHAT SHALL WE DO IN HEAVEN

Many people have the common notion that we shall be floating around on clouds, dressed in white gowns, flapping a pair of wings, and strumming a harp for all eternity.

The Bible teaches NO such thing.

Rev 5:9 And they sung a new song, saying, Thou art worthy to take the book, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred, and tongue, and people, and nation;

In heaven the redeemed of all ages will sing a new song.
I will finally be able to sing. I will no longer have a corrupted body.

Rev 7:15 Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple: and he that sitteth on the throne shall dwell among them.

Rev 22:3 And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him:

In heaven we will serve God.

And we will be able to serve God without having to fight sin. Our service will be pure. It will be without any selfish motives or pride.

And we shall serve Him. We will be active. We will have things to do in heaven. We will be serving God. We are not told what all this service will entail.

[Newguy]

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I'm not stupid for ignoring god, he is stupid for ignoring me. If he were real, he would have made it abundantly clear hundreds of years ago.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You thought correctly.

Why are you here then, just to mock Jesus? We don't tolerate fools here on God's favorite forum, heathen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not stupid for ignoring god, he is stupid for ignoring me. If he were real, he would have made it abundantly clear hundreds of years ago.

Oh but He doesn't ignore you. He watches you every minute of every day. He guided you here, didn't He?

[Newguy]

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Why did you send the PM if you posted the exact same thing here?
Does he watch me when I'm on the crapper?
You know what guided me here? Google. He also ignores the thousands (hell, millions) of prayers directed at him daily. Why? Well the rational answer is.... HE DOES NOT EXIST AND NEVER HAS.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why did you send the PM if you posted the exact same thing here?
Does he watch me when I'm on the crapper?
You know what guided me here? Google. He also ignores the thousands (hell, millions) of prayers directed at him daily. Why? Well the rational answer is.... HE DOES NOT EXIST AND NEVER HAS.

Yes, God even watches you go poopy. Take a look at THIS touching story.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm not stupid for ignoring god, he is stupid for ignoring me. If he were real, he would have made it abundantly clear hundreds of years ago.

Yes, He could create a Universe or something. That'd be a good sign.

You know what guided me here? Google. He also ignores the thousands (hell, millions) of prayers directed at him daily. Why? Well the rational answer is.... HE DOES NOT EXIST AND NEVER HAS.

No, the answer is because He only responds to True Christians'™ prayers, and True Christians™ only pray for His Will to be done (not ours), as He has instructed us to do in His Word, the Bible.

Haven't you even heard the Lord's Prayer? ". . . thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven . . . "

THY. Not MY.

See the difference?

[Newguy]

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Yes, God even watches you go poopy. Take a look at THIS touching story.

And that makes god a pervert. See, in our society, watching someone else go "poopy" is considered perverted and disgusting. Tell me, do YOU watch people go poopy?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And that makes god a pervert. See, in our society, watching someone else go "poopy" is considered perverted and disgusting. Tell me, do YOU watch people go poopy?

See, no it isn't. If you had ever been in the military instead of just playing computer games, you would realize the going 'poopy' is a natural part of life, there isn't any shame involved in it, and most of it is done in communal areas; especially in combat. Someone stops and the squad covers him while he goes 'poopy'.

See, you have no clue what you are talking about outside your own very limited experience. See?

[Citadel]

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Hi there. Before i make a post containing my every thought regarding this thread, I'd like to make a few things clear. I mean no disrespect to anyone here, (as i never mean any disrespect to anyone) because everything i say is within the bounds of a single human's common judgment and outlook on the world. I am non-religious but realize that religious vs. non-religious arguments are pointless because neither party can win.

Here goes.

The video in the OP is completely ridiculous, and so is everyone who uses that logic to prove God's existence. How has nobody here realized that you're using recursive logic? Here's how it claims to work: The Bible exists because it was written by God, but God exists because it's written in the Bible. Don't you see that you're back at square one? You've never proven God exists, you've only proven that a book that he wrote says he exists, but... he wrote it so you haven't yet proved his existence! It's sort of like a catch-22, but one that has overdosed on stupidity. By that same logic, every single other religion's God exists as well, because it says so in their handy little all-is-proven books. How will you disprove Islamic faith when they have a book just like yours that says all their beliefs in it? If you've ever taken a Geometry course, or anything else that educates logic, you'll know you have to start from a fact that everyone agrees on, if you're going to prove what was previously a postulate. When you set out to prove element A, you cannot use a product of element A to prove it. Just like you can't use a product of God to prove God.

In other news. You seem to be denying the validity of all science and technology. Now, for purposes of this argument, i will *accept* that the world was created a few thousand years ago (so we don't fight over that) and go from there. I'll also accept (for a second or two) that God created the world. Humans (over the past 2000 years at least) have developed new technology, new standards of life, new politics, new knowledge of the world, not to mention computers, they've invented the Apache Webserver and the vBulletin CMS (which your fancy website runs on), and God hasn't taken part in any of this. My question is, where has he gone? He came up with the human race (which in my opinion is pure genius, with the complexity of our reproductive systems and minds), he created the world, an infnitely sized universe, and just now when his delightful human race is started, he left us to come up with everything ourselves. The very fact that we've come up with so much by the year 2008 should be sufficient reason to tell you we (as humans) are much more intelligent than God, and that our science is superior. Think of a world with no science: There is no communication over long distances, no media, no printers to print the Bible on, no forums to bash atheists on, no cameras to record anti-atheist videos, nothing at all. As a conclusion to this thought, i offer one question closely tied into the second or third reply to this thread. If God is there and it's so important that we know he's there, and pray to him, why hasn't he done something to literally convince every human in the world of his existence? Doesn't he see the fact that you Christians only have a small percentage of the world following your beliefs? Doesn't it bother him that by your logic, everyone else in the world will go to hell? And no, the fact that he created the universe isn't proof he exists (we're getting into that recursive logic i talked about earlier).

Finally, regarding Pastor Ezekiel's sig: If all of that is true, then Jesus will damn every human in the world. I don't think anyone can live their entire life without disobeying their parents, lying, and much more in that list. Not to mention the fact that only about 5% of all Christians are motivated enough to even TRY to live their lives without any of that.

I realize that not everything scientific, including the theory of evolution has been proven in any way, but please understand that science has somewhat more proof than loop-logic. Nobody goes around saying that humans have evolved because we are here to say that we've evolved. Even though that uses the exact same logic that you used in the OP.

Once again, no disrespect, and i don't think i'll change too many people, but it's worth it to share my thought. As i've mentioned, the religious vs. non-religious argument is pointless because neither party has any proof. One funny idea though: Science has sure as hell gotten closer to proving itself, while during the last 2000 years, religion has stagnated. Utterly stagnated at the exact same thing, and has gotten no closer to proving anything.

Thank you for reading. I realize that I'm going to hell, and look forward seeing many of you there!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi there.

<pro-atheism rant deleted>
Once again, no disrespect, and i don't think i'll change too many people, but it's worth it to share my thought.

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Thank you for reading. I realize that I'm going to hell, and look forward seeing many of you there!

Friend, do you know what God tells us to do to those who try to lead us away from Him?

Deuteronomy 13

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

What about people who leave Christianity? We must destroy them utterly!

Deuteronomy 13

12 If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,

13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;

15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

16 And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.

So, which are you? Are you an atheist trying to lead us from God and into your false religion of Atheism, or are you a former Christian, trying to lead us from God?

If you're just an atheist, we have to stone you to death. If you used to be a Christian, we have to kill you with a sword, along with your whole family, your pets, and any livestock, and burn down your house.