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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10274

    #1

    Homers, take note! Repent! God's new AIDS update more effective than EVER!

    GLORY

    Praise Jesus.

    We all know how God designed the AIDS contagion in the 1950's and started to spread it among the homerpopulation in the 1980's in San Francisco as a reminder for the present chief papist Frances. The results were - as always when God innovates - extremely good with millions of homers succumbing to the viral demons. But, as is the case with the fallen mankind, many people opposed God and deviced cunning but sinful treatments that have unfortunately prolonged the lifespan of the AIDS-possessed sinners in an unnatural manner. Jesus does not approve. In addition, the recent development has been alarming with fewer and fewer people trusting God's righteous judgment in this case, as can be seen in the following diagram.


    Less than one fourth understand the magnificence of Jesus and His pivotal role in the design of this nanobot contagion.

    Well, Jesus has once more shown who rules supreme! He has updated the AIDS virus and released it in Godless sodomy-ridden Cuba among the local homers. This new virus is so complex that scientists do not understand how it could have been developed by evil lotionary chance. Of course it couldn't! God designed it!



    One such recombinant variant observed in patients in Cuba appears to be much more aggressive than other known forms of HIV. Patients progress to AIDS within three years of infection -- so rapidly that they may not even realize they were infected.
    The unexpectedly rapid progression of this HIV variant increases the risk that patients become very ill before ever realizing that they were infected
    This is all very good and laudable and True Christians™ all over the world are praising Jesus for this new hope against the sodomistic tendencies spread by Satan, the Supreme Court and papists. What most people have failed to see are the direct messages encoded in the structure of this virus, messages that are obscure to everybody except the most seasoned Creation Scientists. Deciphering these messages requires vast knowledge in both secular chemistry and Bible study. All is revealed in this photograph of the AIDS contagion:



    Look at the numbers. They are the keys to understand God's warnings. All these numbers refer to specific verses in the King James Bible as follows:

    120. The one hundred and twentieth verse in the Bible.
    • Genesis 5:14 - And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.
    • "Died"! Death! That's what you'll get from this viral update unless you repent and pray. Death! Glory!


    41.
    • Genesis 41:41 - And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, See, I have set thee over all the land of Egypt.
    • It is our duty to warn homers and other people committing lesser sins of the wrath that lies ahead. We must interpret the signs just as Joseph did. The prophecies of True Christians™ ring with righteousness.


    17.
    • Revelation 17:17 - For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.
    • Many beasts, many signs appear. This new AIDS update has now corrupted the flesh of the hearts of sinners. They will succumb until they listen, until they repent, until they fulfill the Words of God, until they follow His commandments.

    24.
    • Job 24:24 - They are exalted for a little while, but are gone and brought low; they are taken out of the way as all other, and cut off as the tops of the ears of corn.
    • This tells how those who think they are mighty will ultimately fall. The homers who were told God 'loves' them will now fall unto this new virus. The scientists who thought they had found a cure will fall. Jesus laughs at their demise and rejoices over their burning flesh in hell. Glory!


    Knockout! Jesus is once more the champion. It is time to tell this to atheists, homers and papists. Praise Jesus!


    Jesus is the winner. Always!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Homers, take note! Repent! God's new AIDS update more effective than EVER!

    This just shows the elegance of Jesus' loving touch.

    Catching super AIDS is completely dependant on the actions of the homer in question as it is only when the God power of HIV from multiple incidence of sexualism with multiple faceless homersex partners Mingles in the brain that super AIDS happens!

    They literally only have them selves to blame and the Godley moral hands of Loving Jesus are as clean as the undriven snows of Holiness. If they just chose not to be gay they would be as healthy as Godley fellows like Pat Roberson and Holy Kirk Cameron.

    The more you sin, the less you win!

    Praise Jesus!

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Roland
      Obese Swedish Meatball
      Delusional Forum Member
      • May 2014
      • 2193

      #3
      Re: Homers, take note! Repent! God's new AIDS update more effective than EVER!

      As I read it the new virus shows signs of the disease sooner than other variants. This leaves less time to unknowingly spread the virus and thus should be a good thing? It might not be a good thing for the people infected but the article doesn´t really say if the disease has become more lethal or less treatable.
      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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      • Granny June
        Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2015
        • 74

        #4
        Re: Homers, take note! Repent! God's new AIDS update more effective than EVER!

        From the Desk of
        GRANNY JUNE
        Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ


        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
        Job 24:24 - They are exalted for a little while, but are gone and brought low; they are taken out of the way as all other, and cut off as the tops of the ears of corn.

        could there not also be something to the 'ears of corn' business? they are so often wherever you look very _______ looking


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