[Jean Poole]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

How many times, SquidMonkey, it is "EVILution" . This is because it was introduced by the Devil to turn people away from Godly Creationism.

Let me do this in Pictoral Form, so a dimwit such as yourself may understand it:

Evilution is made up by monkey-lovers= . The monkey-lovers hate Jesus , and they worship Satan . True Christians™ know that evilution is made up by evil Scientists, and believe in GOD!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".

Your so called "evolution" is evil, hence, I write evilution. Check this page for information, and this one should give you all you need to know about that evil, evil scheme, that makes Baby Jesus cry.

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

All I can say...

ChriStIaN.

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...

You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

And its evolution you hick.

I know what I wrote, and I know that God made Jesus as the most handsome man ever, i.e. blond and blue-eyed. And it's definitely evilution.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.

What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American™, I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...

Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

And its evolution you hick.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Funny, since Jesus was most likely a Arab.

Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American(tm), I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

The world *is* flat, sinner. The astronauts lied to us all. Who do you think is more likely to lie:

1. God, creator of all things, who knows all, and is Good.

2. Some rotten little Scientists.



Beduzzling, isn't it?

Holy...

ok...

When is the last time you've heard of a ship fall off the edge of the world or a plane fly past the edge of the earth?

GET REAL!!!

I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Is it because I is White?

Funny, since Jesus was most likely a Arab.

[Squidward]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Is it because my name is written in Gold?
Is it because I have True Christian™ written under my name?

Jealousy can be so harmful to you my friend.

Yes, you are you are a admin on a forum, I'm extremely jealous.

[Talitha]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Yeah I am a monkey man. It makes much more sence then talking snakes and a woman getting pregnant without having sex! Hmm, if he did then why are they so many mistakes in the bible, such as the World is flat? How did god get into contact with these people?

Is it because I is White?

[Jean Poole]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

The world *is* flat, sinner. The astronauts lied to us all. Who do you think is more likely to lie:

1. God, creator of all things, who knows all, and is Good.

2. Some rotten little Scientists.



Beduzzling, isn't it?

[Talitha]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

Thanks for backing up what I said earlier. Self righteous pigs who think they are superior to everyone because they believe in a religion.

Is it because my name is written in Gold?
Is it because I have True Christian(tm) written under my name?

Jealousy can be so harmful to you my friend.

[Kyeb20]

Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

"Wait? God wrote the bible now? Woah this is all so confusing is it not? How did you know it was correct back then? Was you there? "

Kiev, God wrote the Bible through the hand of men. Let me guess, you are a monkey man . We know it is correct because God says so.

Yeah I am a monkey man. It makes much more sence then talking snakes and a woman getting pregnant without having sex! Hmm, if he did then why are they so many mistakes in the bible, such as the World is flat? How did god get into contact with these people?