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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #76
    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

    Originally posted by Squidward View Post
    Thanks for backing up what I said earlier. Self righteous pigs who think they are superior to everyone because they believe in a religion.
    Is it because my name is written in Gold?
    Is it because I have True Christian(tm) written under my name?

    Jealousy can be so harmful to you my friend.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Jean Poole
      Mother of 20
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 384

      #77
      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

      The world *is* flat, sinner. The astronauts lied to us all. Who do you think is more likely to lie:

      1. God, creator of all things, who knows all, and is Good.

      2. Some rotten little Scientists.



      Beduzzling, isn't it?
      God hates Seth Cochrane.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2026
        • 15118

        #78
        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

        Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post
        Yeah I am a monkey man. It makes much more sence then talking snakes and a woman getting pregnant without having sex! Hmm, if he did then why are they so many mistakes in the bible, such as the World is flat? How did god get into contact with these people?
        Is it because I is White?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Squidward
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 36

          #79
          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Is it because my name is written in Gold?
          Is it because I have True Christian™ written under my name?

          Jealousy can be so harmful to you my friend.
          Yes, you are you are a admin on a forum, I'm extremely jealous.

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          • Squidward
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 36

            #80
            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Is it because I is White?
            Funny, since Jesus was most likely a Arab.

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            • Squidward
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 36

              #81
              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

              Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
              The world *is* flat, sinner. The astronauts lied to us all. Who do you think is more likely to lie:

              1. God, creator of all things, who knows all, and is Good.

              2. Some rotten little Scientists.



              Beduzzling, isn't it?
              Holy...

              ok...

              When is the last time you've heard of a ship fall off the edge of the world or a plane fly past the edge of the earth?

              GET REAL!!!

              I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.

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              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 860

                #82
                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                Funny, since Jesus was most likely a Arab.
                Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American(tm), I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • Squidward
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 36

                  #83
                  Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                  Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                  Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American™, I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...
                  Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

                  And its evolution you hick.

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                  • Dr. Santiago Solo
                    On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 860

                    #84
                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                    Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                    I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.
                    What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...
                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                    • Dr. Santiago Solo
                      On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 860

                      #85
                      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                      Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                      Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

                      And its evolution you hick.
                      I know what I wrote, and I know that God made Jesus as the most handsome man ever, i.e. blond and blue-eyed. And it's definitely evilution.
                      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                      • Squidward
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 36

                        #86
                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                        Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                        What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...
                        You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".

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                        • Squidward
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 36

                          #87
                          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                          All I can say...

                          ChriStIaN.

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
                            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 860

                            #88
                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                            Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                            You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".
                            Your so called "evolution" is evil, hence, I write evilution. Check this page for information, and this one should give you all you need to know about that evil, evil scheme, that makes Baby Jesus cry.
                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Jean Poole
                              Mother of 20
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 384

                              #89
                              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                              How many times, SquidMonkey, it is "EVILution" . This is because it was introduced by the Devil to turn people away from Godly Creationism.

                              Let me do this in Pictoral Form, so a dimwit such as yourself may understand it:

                              Evilution is made up by monkey-lovers= . The monkey-lovers hate Jesus , and they worship Satan . True Christians™ know that evilution is made up by evil Scientists, and believe in GOD!
                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                              • Squidward
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 36

                                #90
                                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
                                How many times, SquidMonkey, it is "EVILution" . This is because it was introduced by the Devil to turn people away from Godly Creationism.

                                Let me do this in Pictoral Form, so a dimwit such as yourself may understand it:

                                Evilution is made up by monkey-lovers= . The monkey-lovers hate Jesus , and they worship Satan . True Christians™ know that evilution is made up by evil Scientists, and believe in GOD!

                                How can I worship Satan when I believe NONE of the bible?!
                                I'd of rather of come from a monkey than dust from the ground.

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