[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

Ummm, I'm still in school and have a loooong way to go. I'm sure there are lots of lovely True Christian women where you are, sir, who would love to do nothing more than slave in your kitchen. There is no excuse for lingering in bachelorhood JiL, do your duty to Jesus!

So what if you're still in school? There's schools around here you can attend. How much schooling do you need to be a proper TC(tm) housewife anyway?

[Arethusa]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

Sister A, God works in strange ways, and a simple-minded female like yourself cannot possibly hope to comprehend Him. Our Almighty Lord could decide to kill you at any moment. After all, He kills everyone. He'll get around to you when He sees fit.

Thank you for the comforting words, Pastor. I feel brighter and filled with more fear already!

As for you lactose troubles...most of those who share your affliction are nigras and chinks. Has your family tree been tainted? Is there something you'd like to share?

There are some (East) Indian people in my family on my father's side. I've never met them before but I'm sure they're nice people and not responsible for my lactose troubles.

If you're too good a Christian, He just may call you home early, and have you sit on His lap.

I don't think that I've tithed enough (ie at all) to earn such a glorious honour brother. No need to jinx me now!

Maybe God is punishing you with lactose intolerance for not having a proper man to guide you through life. My offer is still open. I do need somebody to take care of my apartment and cook my meals.

Ummm, I'm still in school and have a loooong way to go. I'm sure there are lots of lovely True Christian women where you are, sir, who would love to do nothing more than slave in your kitchen. There is no excuse for lingering in bachelorhood JiL, do your duty to Jesus!

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.

Maybe God is punishing you with lactose intolerance for not having a proper man to guide you through life. My offer is still open. I do need somebody to take care of my apartment and cook my meals.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.

If you're too good a Christian, He just may call you home early, and have you sit on His lap.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.

Sister A, God works in strange ways, and a simple-minded female like yourself cannot possibly hope to comprehend Him. Our Almighty Lord could decide to kill you at any moment. After all, He kills everyone. He'll get around to you when He sees fit.

As for you lactose troubles...most of those who share your affliction are nigras and chinks. Has your family tree been tainted? Is there something you'd like to share?

[Arethusa]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

People who are lacose intolerant are supposed to die at birth. Otherwise, GOD would not have put lactose into formula.

No no, it often doesn't appear in many people until their early 20's (like me ) and to varying degrees. I can have some regular milk, just not a whole bowl full. And God gave man the skills to make soy and lactose-free milk so it's all good. I'm a True Christian now, surely God doesn't want me to die.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

But...but what if you're lactose intolerant? I have to drink soy milk. I'm already a girl so God won't mind, I'm sure. (Actually this makes me hopeful--maybe the soy will make me more errr...blessed in the chest area? No such thing as too many blessings.)

People who are lacose intolerant are supposed to die at birth. Otherwise, GOD would not have put lactose into formula.

[Arethusa]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

But...but what if you're lactose intolerant? I have to drink soy milk. I'm already a girl so God won't mind, I'm sure. (Actually this makes me hopeful--maybe the soy will make me more errr...blessed in the chest area? No such thing as too many blessings.)

[demoncrat]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

That makes me want to eat soy.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

But I heard they had tiny Chinky choo-choos.

I thought the Negroes and the Homers were supposed to have big tallywhackers. (Perhaps that provides evidence that Homers are genetically closer to Negroids?)

Homerism is a choice, being born a negro is not. Anybody can choose to be a homer, negros, chinks, whites, meesicants, etc; though why anybody does is beyond me.

What's this about "genetics"? Don't you know that talk of genes are just attempts to lead the Faithful(tm) from Christ by monkey-worshipping scientists?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

It makes perfect sense to me, look at the chinks.

But I heard they had tiny Chinky choo-choos.

I thought the Negroes and the Homers were supposed to have big tallywhackers. (Perhaps that provides evidence that Homers are genetically closer to Negroids?)

[Deaner]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

How obvious can it be that eating soy, leads to homerism?

V

It makes perfect sense to me, look at the chinks.

[Brother V]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

Brother V, even the Wickers claim that their pentagram points UP to Jesus, not DOWN to Satan. Look which way Morningstar's pentagram is pointing!

down?

at least that's how I see it.

Morningstar... another name for Lucifer.

Isaiah 14:12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations

From wiki...

Lucifer is a Latin word meaning "light-bearer" (from lux, lucis, "light", and ferre, "to bear, bring"), a Roman astrological term for the "Morning Star", the planet Venus.

Even the name is satanic.

How obvious can it be that eating soy, leads to homerism?

Veggie burgers=doctrine of the devil
Named Morningstar=name of the devil
pentagram on the cover=symbol of the devil

and now we find that soy is feminizing?

Vegatarians, they'll only eat ONE kind of sausage!

(hint, it's not pork or beef)

YIC
V

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

I've spoken out before on the evils that are Morningstar Farms. Morningstar Farms note they even have a pentagram as the dot in the I in morningstar.

That this doctrine of the devil "vegatarianism" would lead to sexual depravity doesn't surprise me in the least.

Brother V, even the Wickers claim that their pentagram points UP to Jesus, not DOWN to Satan. Look which way Morningstar's pentagram is pointing!

[Brother V]

Re: Yet again, homers buck the blame.

That's much simpler and more sensible than any nonsense about soybeans.

True, but the vegetarian "lifestyle" is also satanic.

1 Timothy 4: 1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

3Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

I've spoken out before on the evils that are Morningstar Farms. Morningstar Farms note they even have a pentagram as the dot in the I in morningstar.

That this doctrine of the devil "vegatarianism" would lead to sexual depravity doesn't surprise me in the least.

Go Jesus!!!

YIC
V