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  • Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I like you am still in a euphoric state after learning that the voters rejected the Witch of Benghazi as the next occupant of the White House, and thoroughly enjoyed watching Obama turn over the keys. My German is a little rusty these days, but I believe their word for it is schadenfreude.

    Of course the LIEberals have seemingly gone berserk, and it's also enjoyable to watch their meltdown - with bull dyke Rachel Maddow most recently clinching the prize from that idiot Geraldo Rivera from his all time useless show on Al Capone's secret vault that he held for 30 years.

    With Trump in office we are now getting some relief from the Al Gore Globull Warming "green" crowd - who endlessly pursued every obscure frog on the planet that might go extinct allegedly because of "humans". Now it turns out that just one species, spiders, cause more "environmental impact" than humans based on just the food alone that they consume. I remember all the noise years ago from the "Save the Whales" crowd, and now it turns out that they too likely consume more than all the humans on the planet.

    When you consider all the other species living on the planet, you begin to realize that the LIEberals concern over cow farts that arise over our desire to grill a steak or have a hamburger from time to time gets lost as a drop in the truly awesome amount of farts, urination, and defecation produced by God's living creations on the earth.

    Praise Jesus!

    All the world’s spiders consume more prey annually than humans.

    It turns out spiders eat a lot each year. In fact, they eat more prey annually than humans do.

    According to a new study published in the The Science of Nature of Springer, the world’s spiders eat 400 to 800 million tons of insects and other pests annually. In comparison, all humans on the face of this planet consume ‘only’ about 400 million tons in meat and fish.

    Martin Nyffeler of the University of Basel in Switzerland and Klaus Birkhofer of Lund University in Sweden examined data from sixty-five previous studies and found that altogether, in seven biomes on Earth, there are about twenty-five million metric tons of spiders. Most of them are found in forests, shrub-lands, and grasslands, also in croplands, deserts, cities and tundras.

    With that, researchers used two simple models for calculating how much prey all spiders on this planet kill and eat per year. In their first approach, Nyffeler and Birkhofer took into account how much most spiders generally need to consume to survive, and census data on the average biomass of spider per square meter in various biomes. The second approach was based on prey capture (based on observations) in the field. They then combined it with estimates of spider numbers per square meter.

    Again, their estimates suggest that all spiders eat 400 to 800 million tons of insects, pests and other prey each year.

    To underline its size, the researchers compared the food consumption of all spiders with all humans around the globe. Altogether, humans eat an estimated 400 million tons of fish and meat annually. They also compared it with Whales that feed on 280 to 500 million tons of prey, and the global seabird population that eat an estimated 70 million tons of fish and other seafood each year.

    “These estimates emphasize the important role that spider predation plays in semi-natural and natural habitats, as many economically important pests and disease vectors breed in those forest and grassland biomes,” says Nyffeler who is the lead author of the research.

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    Re: Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

    Thank you, Brother. This re-enforces the notion that these Creations are also vermin, possibly degenerated because of pre-Christian sin (Exodus 20:5) and the following decline caused by Genetic Entropy. Both the spiders and the whales are thus the modern day locusts that God has sent here to punish the sinners from sodomy.

    2 Chronicles 7:13
    If I shut up heaven that there be no rain, or if I command the locusts to devour the land, or if I send pestilence among my people;


    This is certainly alarming, but we should remember that Jesus probably has prepared some nice plans regarding these disgusting and slimy and hairy retarded organisms. Spiders? Not much to know based on the Bible, but Isaiah 59 is still very relevant in this respect. It tells us what God will do to unbelievers and disobedient sinners:

    Isaiah 59.2
    But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear.


    In this beautiful and exhilarating chapter we can see how arachnids are mentioned in the context of punishment and vengeance by God.

    Isaiah 59:5-6
    They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper. Their webs shall not become garments, neither shall they cover themselves with their works: their works are works of iniquity, and the act of violence is in their hands.


    Similar to the study you cited, all spiders are thus useless, they produce superfluous material that cannot be applied to Godly uses. Likewise, they consume the resources that could be used to meat production. What will be their ultimate fate? To answer this burning question, we must turn to the cetacean part of your report. Jesus will smite them. All of them. Soon. Glory! Praise Jesus! First He starts off carefully by only killing off one third of them! Nice.

    Revelation 8:9
    And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.


    Then He goes for the kill Big Time! Nice.

    Revelation 16:3
    And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.


    OK. We don't have to worry about the whales for much longer but can we say anything about the nasty spiders? Yes, we can! They inhabit forests or grasslands and fortunately all these vermin-infested habitats will be destroyed also very very soon!

    Nice.

    Revelation 8:7
    The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.




    All this shows that the panic mongers are totally oblivious to the Truth™. There's nothing to worry about any climacteric changes.They must be shown the Alternative that is Jesus Christ. Obviously, they'll realize this one day in the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 20:3).


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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      Re: Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

      The Medieval Climatic Optimumrefers to a period of climatic history during which temperatures in Europe and neighboring regions of the North Atlantic are believed to have been comparable to, or to have even exceeded, those of the late 20th century. This period is conventionally believed to have occurred from approximately 900–1300 AD, terminating with the more moderate conditions of the 15th century, and the Little Ice Agewhich impacted Europe during the 16th–mid 19th centuries. [During] The Medieval Climatic OptimumEurope experiencedrelatively mild climate conditionsAgriculture was possible at higher latitudes (and higher elevations in the mountains) than is currently possible in many regions, and there are numerous anecdotal reports of especially bountiful harvests (e.g., documented yields of grain) throughout Europe during this interval of time.

      As we approach climate optimum once again everything will flourish. Plants will do particularly well and spiders will prosper compared with sub-optimal conditions today. Caves even out variations in temperature, the steady temperature inside a cave representing the average temperature outside, which means that during the day a cave is cooler. Insects wishing to avoid the noonday sun enter the caves. In the video you can see the horizontal web sheet, a bit like a safety net for acrobats. Insects which fall off wherever they are perching drop into the net. Cave crickets are shown; they don't live in the cave all the time but come in to avoid outside conditions which could be too cold as well as too hot.



      Climate optimum is called that for a reason. Everything benefits. We can expect larger spiders which means more gasses produced by the spiders as they eat larger prey. Another claim often made by ignorant liberal types is that humans have swarmed all across the world like a syphilitic rash. Individual humans would be like little scabs I suppose and our culture a type of pus, something to be eliminated and replaced with the expertise of savages in things like land management. That is why savages have such minuscule populations, they can't grow enough food. Actually they don't grow anything do they? Hunter/gatherer or if that's too much effort just eat one another. Great. But work it out. Allowing a square foot per person, similar to a commuter train from what I've heard, that requires 262 square miles for the current CIA estimate of 7,323,187,457. Allowing a square yard per person 2,364 square miles would be required.

      clicking image goes to a typical liberal splurge
      But as that train shows rather well, the heathen, savage or barbarian populations do not require a square yard. I will take an average of the two figures:

      .262
      2364
      2626 ÷ 2 =
      1,313 square miles.

      Long Island is 1,377 square miles just for comparison.

      Now obviously Bangladeshis don't care whether their children starve. They might say they do, but if that were so they'd either have less babies or grow more food. They do neither. If they accepted The Gospel then Jesus would ensure that no-one starved but they don't do that either indeed it would be a capital offence. India is much the same, different sorts of heathens and a rag-bag of assorted fat gurus preying on ignorance but a square foot would be ample. So everyone would fit on Long Island. That leaves quite a lot of space for growing food. And building houses. Wood is ideal since after you cut down a tree another one grows. And with increased carbon dioxide they will grow faster, too. Just like the spiders.

      The Bible is clear about sea level rise.

      JEREMIAH 5 . KJV . look up
      21
      Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
      22 Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand for the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it?
      23 But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone.


      Notice in verse 23 God has made a PERPETUAL DECREE that He enacted by placing the sand where it is and where it has remained. Never can the sea level pass the sand. God could have made a decree that the sea level would remain stable but for no more than two millennia after the birth of His son. It doesn't matter whether the people could understand "rising sea levels" after all they couldn't understand the birth of God's son, but He still told them that. If people could have understood things already there'd be no need for God to instruct them and yet He did instruct them and in this case the sea level is fixed. Bangladesh will not be flooded.

      All these Truths, recorded for us by God and confirmed by the CIA, cause the liberal agendaniks to see spots and zigzags but how often do they refer to The Bible? They do not. And that is where The Truth of this is found. God explained something we might not otherwise know but the liberals say that God was wrong.

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      • #4
        Re: Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

        Now, if we could only get those spiders to start eating mosquitoes and horse flies we would be getting somewhere.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

          Sometimes, problems come to light that defy a simple remedy. This may well be such a case and I don't think a single solution can solve this puzzle. If we could start by just getting over this "Save The Baby Whales!" craze, we could at least get started.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #6
            Re: Spiders and Whales Cause Global Warming

            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            Sometimes, problems come to light that defy a simple remedy. This may well be such a case and I don't think a single solution can solve this puzzle. If we could start by just getting over this "Save The Baby Whales!" craze, we could at least get started.

            Brother Alvin, you kind, loving man of God:


            This is so true, Dear! I was at a Dallas Businesswomen's meeting when Irene Hogg brought up the need for a fundraiser for Greenpeace and something she called "Texans Against the Destruction of American Atmosphere," or TADAA for short. I was completely disgusted. First of all, any baby whale I have used in a recipe just makes the dish smell bad and adds harmful cholesterol. I also know my delivery trucks for Naomi's Moist Pie nationwide are kept at strict emissions standards. Why should I donate money to such causes when people are starving to hear the Word of God? The tithes I currently send to Brother Osteen are far more important.


            But anyway, Brother Alvin, you still haven't stopped by to see me and here I am just longing to serve you some fresh pie! Won't you find time soon, dear?


            Your adoring friend,
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