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What Trump's Hands REALLY Say About the Size of His Penis
According to my calculations, President Donald Trump's stretched flaccid penile length is 6.22 inches, placing him in the 92nd percentile, and I'm going to show you how you can verify this by looking at his hands.
Trump's hands have been the subject of ridicule ever since Marco Rubio's slanderous comments during the presidential primary:
Of course, we all know what Little Marco was really implying by his comments. Small hands: small penis. Which is a myth. Here we have Rubio, who claims to be a Christian (although he's really Catholic), engaging in coarse jesting (Ephesians 5:4) and bearing false witness (Exodus 20:16). While such attacks against the Lord's anointed are to be expected (Psalm 89:50-51), I can't let this one go unanswered.
So how did I arrive at 6.22 inches? While the overall size of man's hand doesn't predict penis size, the difference in the length of his index and ring fingers does, according to a Korean study. The authors came up with a formula to predict stretched flaccid penile length: −9.201×digit ratio + 20.577. This is the formula we will be using, following the steps below.
1. Import this photo of a genuine cast of Trump's hand into image measurement software.
I used SketchUp. Now, we need to start off with a known measurement. According to this article, Trump's hand is 7 1/4" long.
2. Using the tape measure tool, measure from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist.
It will probably give a ridiculously high reading, like 6' 4" or something, which is okay.
3. Manually resize the measurement to 7 1/4".
You will probably need to zoom way in now.
4. Measure Trump's index and ring fingers.
You should come up with 2 3/4" and 2 7/8" respectively. Decimalize the fractions and you should now have the following measurements:
5. Calculate the digit ratio.
Divide the length of Trump's index finger by the length of his ring finger.
2.75 ÷ 2.875 = 0.95652173913043
6. Apply the formula.
I will be working in both centimeters and inches.
−9.201×0.95652173913043 + 20.577 = 11.77604348 cm
−3.622409x0.95652173913043 + 8.1011811 = 4.636268143 in
7. Adjust for race.
This formula was taken from a Korean study. According to this study the average penis size in Korea is 9.66 cm or 3.8 in, but in America it's 12.9 cm or 5.1 in.
Race adjustment: 5.1 ÷ 3.8 = 1.342105263
So if we apply this adjustment to the results we got before, we get:
11.77604348 x 1.342105263 = 15.80468993 cm
4.636268143 x 1.342105263 = 6.222359877 in
Trump has his Alternative Facts. Jesus has His Creation Science and Flood Geology. Combine the two and we now have Trump Science. I would like to thank God for showing all this to me (Colossians 2:2; Proverbs 2:6). I really can't take credit for all this. All the glory belongs to God. I am only His tool. You know, it's amazing how so many people can believe something (small hands: small penis) that can easily be disproved with a simple Google search. Not content with living in ignorance, many of them perpetuate the myth by repeating it. If you're one of Trump's detractors and you're reading this, you now know the truth. Do not continue to spread a lie or speak ill of the man who will one day be our King.
Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Background
Trump's hands have been the subject of ridicule ever since Marco Rubio's slanderous comments during the presidential primary:
"He's always calling me Little Marco, and I'll admit he's taller than me. He's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who's 5' 2". Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands." [Audience goes wild.] "You can't trust 'em. You can't trust 'em."
So how did I arrive at 6.22 inches? While the overall size of man's hand doesn't predict penis size, the difference in the length of his index and ring fingers does, according to a Korean study. The authors came up with a formula to predict stretched flaccid penile length: −9.201×digit ratio + 20.577. This is the formula we will be using, following the steps below.
1. Import this photo of a genuine cast of Trump's hand into image measurement software.
I used SketchUp. Now, we need to start off with a known measurement. According to this article, Trump's hand is 7 1/4" long.
2. Using the tape measure tool, measure from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist.
It will probably give a ridiculously high reading, like 6' 4" or something, which is okay.
3. Manually resize the measurement to 7 1/4".
You will probably need to zoom way in now.
4. Measure Trump's index and ring fingers.
You should come up with 2 3/4" and 2 7/8" respectively. Decimalize the fractions and you should now have the following measurements:
5. Calculate the digit ratio.
Divide the length of Trump's index finger by the length of his ring finger.
2.75 ÷ 2.875 = 0.95652173913043
6. Apply the formula.
I will be working in both centimeters and inches.
−9.201×0.95652173913043 + 20.577 = 11.77604348 cm
−3.622409x0.95652173913043 + 8.1011811 = 4.636268143 in
7. Adjust for race.
This formula was taken from a Korean study. According to this study the average penis size in Korea is 9.66 cm or 3.8 in, but in America it's 12.9 cm or 5.1 in.
Race adjustment: 5.1 ÷ 3.8 = 1.342105263
So if we apply this adjustment to the results we got before, we get:
11.77604348 x 1.342105263 = 15.80468993 cm
4.636268143 x 1.342105263 = 6.222359877 in
Significance
Conclusion
Trump has his Alternative Facts. Jesus has His Creation Science and Flood Geology. Combine the two and we now have Trump Science. I would like to thank God for showing all this to me (Colossians 2:2; Proverbs 2:6). I really can't take credit for all this. All the glory belongs to God. I am only His tool. You know, it's amazing how so many people can believe something (small hands: small penis) that can easily be disproved with a simple Google search. Not content with living in ignorance, many of them perpetuate the myth by repeating it. If you're one of Trump's detractors and you're reading this, you now know the truth. Do not continue to spread a lie or speak ill of the man who will one day be our King.
Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
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