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  • Alex112
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    I have a clean limbed Nephew who likes honey and he is terrified of these little monsters.

    But if you think about it, it makes sense that Jesus should create ex nihilo them in the East where everyone worships devils and demons or some such, rather than in a God fearing American country.

    That they are coming to this great nation is another reason we need Mr Trump and Jesus' help to build a wall to stop these pests once and for all.

    My eager young Nephew (can you believe he's nearly shaving?) says that in the East the bees stop the hornets by clambering all over the hornet in some kind of lesbian orgy (he says that the bees and hornets are all women) but the hornets are straight but the Eastern bees are gay so that kills the hornet.

    In America we don't have gay bees so they have no defence against the hornet. Some people have been saying that we should look into turning our bees gay so they can fend off the hornets but A) that would make Jesus very unhappy


    Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
    Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    and 2: who wants to eat gay honey?

    Other folks say that this is just a way to attack Jesus buy forcing people to eat gay honey in the hopes that it will turn people gay (which is stupid because you can't 'turn' people gay- it's a choice).

    Maybe it's safest just to eat jelly.

    YIC
    That actually does make sense god would send them to asia and other places like asia to punish them but them coming to the us I think is an asia plot against our bee populations


    I dont blame your nephew. I'm really scared about these Hornets. It's not gonna be good if they spread :/

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  • Alex112
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    What kind of wimpy, non-omnipotent "god" do you worship?
    God made honey bees to do what they do...make honey and they are beneficial to the environment. Giant asian hornets will hurt out bee populations why dont you understand this?

    And honestly I think they were spread here by asia on purpose

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
    It is not Gods will these hornets will destroy the honey bee population...
    What kind of wimpy, non-omnipotent "god" do you worship?

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  • Alex112
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    In no way did I contradict my first statement brother, my first statement I theorised it was Gods will to kill native bees. Humans are not God nor should we attempt to play such a role.
    It is not Gods will these hornets will destroy the honey bee population and I'm suspicious that they came from Asia due to the chinese coronavirus

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    Genesis 1:26-28 clearly states that all of mankind has dominion over animals.

    26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
    27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
    28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
    I am not sure what is it the point that you are making here? Yes, God gave them (Adam and Eve) the dominion over all animals. What's the connection to whatever moot point you were trying and failing to make?

    To suggest otherwise such as you just did is an affront to god is it not? This is why women are not allowed to speak, whenever they do they are sure to embarrass themselves
    Are you a girl? You seem seriously feeble minded.

    Before you continue to embarrass yourself, may I recommend that you begin to read the Holy Bible?


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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    Genesis 1:26-28 clearly states that all of mankind has dominion over animals.


    26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
    27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
    28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth....
    Errr, not so clearly. That snippet may be only talking about Adam and Eve. You're assuming that it extends to all mankind (and, quite specifically, you).
    ...To suggest otherwise such as you just did is an affront to god is it not?
    No, it's just an affront to you personally.
    As many, many other places in the Bible make it quite clear that God's benefits are only for the faithful (ie. those that follow His instructions perfectly and to the letter, like the True Christians™ do), I think you'd be better off showing that you do, too. Losing the attitude and asking them to change you stupid name might be good starts.

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  • Natas.
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Landover Baptist Forum users ranked by importance:

    1. True Christian™ Pastors
    2. True Christian™ Men
    3. True Christian™ Women <----- that's Sister Isabella and me
    4. Forum Members
    5. Janitors
    6. Roomba vacuum cleaners
    7. Dogs, cats, chinchillas, boa snakes, and all other pets
    8. Rats and mice
    9. Mosquitoes and horse flies
    ... (list shortened for brevity)
    98. Lint
    99. Dust mites
    100. Unsaved trash <---- that's you, sweetie
    Genesis 1:26-28 clearly states that all of mankind has dominion over animals.


    26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
    27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
    28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
    To suggest otherwise such as you just did is an affront to god is it not? This is why women are not allowed to speak, whenever they do they are sure to embarrass themselves

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    "unsaved trash" or not, you should be silent. God himself denies any authority you think you have over me. You wouldn't want to go against his word now would you?
    12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    So again, be a dear and fetch the man of the household would you, you shouldn't need telling twice
    1. I don't have any proof that you are indeed an adult male (right now, you are behaving more like a spoiled 5 year old of unspecified sex)
    2. I am not teaching you anything - I doubt you are capable of learning anyway, in your five year old temper tantrum state.
    3. This may come as a surprise to you, I am actually silent as I am typing these words. Earlier today, I was humming a catchy tune from the Gypsy Kings, but right now I am totally silent.
    4. You have no authority over me so I don't have an obligation to succumb to your demands of "fetching" someone who has more important things to do than dealing with a spoiled little brat on the internet.

    Now, be a sweetie and try to memorize this:

    Landover Baptist Forum users ranked by importance:

    1. True Christian™ Pastors
    2. True Christian™ Men
    3. True Christian™ Women <----- that's Sister Isabella and me
    4. Forum Members
    5. Janitors
    6. Roomba vacuum cleaners
    7. Dogs, cats, chinchillas, boa snakes, and all other pets
    8. Rats and mice
    9. Mosquitoes and horse flies
    ... (list shortened for brevity)
    98. Lint
    99. Dust mites
    100. Unsaved trash <---- that's you, sweetie

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  • Isabella White
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    "unsaved trash" or not, you should be silent. God himself denies any authority you think you have over me. You wouldn't want to go against his word now would you?
    12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    So again, be a dear and fetch the man of the household would you, you shouldn't need telling twice
    My dear Miss Natas: I note that you have received one red mark (also known as an Infraction Notice) on your account already. I must caution you that, at this rate, if you keep up with this tone and most unfortunate attitude, you may very well find yourself in permanent lockdown!

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  • Isabella White
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    Please read Timothy 2:12 and fetch your husband for me
    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Since you did not specify which letter to Timothy you are referring to, here is one of the possible citations:

    2 Timothy 2:12 If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:

    Indeed, I do feel that me and Sister Isabella are suffering, and we will reign with Him; while you seem to be denying Him and you will be denied by Him.

    Anyway. Please note that you are a mere unsaved trash and as such, you are somewhere between lint and dust mites on the forum pecking order. Hence, you are not entitled to make us "fetch" anything for you.
    Well! Isn't this a fine kettle of fish, dear Sister Basilissa? Goodness, gracious! It appears that not only is our new friend unaware of the many sets of instructions from Almighty , which are contained within the glorious (including both books as written by Timothy), but she then responds with sass in her tone to two servants of the .

    Oh, well; that's the way it goes, I do suppose. All we can do is show her the error of her way so that she has no excuse when she stands before the on Judgment Day, to hear these horrible words:

    Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

    I shan't hold my breath waiting for an apology; not that it matters to me, as I do forgive her for her slight. Furthermore, I shall include her name in the prayer list for this Wednesday afternoon's McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. The shall have way in dealing with Miss Natas.

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  • Natas.
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Since you did not specify which letter to Timothy you are referring to, here is one of the possible citations:

    2 Timothy 2:12 If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:

    Indeed, I do feel that me and Sister Isabella are suffering, and we will reign with Him; while you seem to be denying Him and you will be denied by Him.

    Anyway. Please note that you are a mere unsaved trash and as such, you are somewhere between lint and dust mites on the forum pecking order. Hence, you are not entitled to make us "fetch" anything for you.
    "unsaved trash" or not, you should be silent. God himself denies any authority you think you have over me. You wouldn't want to go against his word now would you?
    12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    So again, be a dear and fetch the man of the household would you, you shouldn't need telling twice

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    Please read Timothy 2:12 and fetch your husband for me
    Since you did not specify which letter to Timothy you are referring to, here is one of the possible citations:

    2 Timothy 2:12 If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:

    Indeed, I do feel that me and Sister Isabella are suffering, and we will reign with Him; while you seem to be denying Him and you will be denied by Him.

    Anyway. Please note that you are a mere unsaved trash and as such, you are somewhere between lint and dust mites on the forum pecking order. Hence, you are not entitled to make us "fetch" anything for you.

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  • Natas.
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    1) I'm a lady so I cannot possibly be your brother, 2) if humans won't carry out God's Will then who will????
    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
    Dear Miss Natas: Thank you for your postings. I see that you are new here, and, as is customary with all of our newcomers, we would appreciate it if you could make your way, promptly, to our Introduction Forum. There, you can post a proper introductory message to the servants of Almighty .

    The link to our friendly Introduction Forum is here:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


    Whilst there, kindly pay attention to the simple requests at the top of the page; although, for your added benefit, I shall include those here:

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    We look forward to getting to know you here, at .
    Please read Timothy 2:12 and fetch your husband for me

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  • Isabella White
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    Maybe it is gods will to kill your honey bees. Maybe with less sugar you will finally you will be free of obesity and diabetes
    Dear Miss Natas: Thank you for your postings. I see that you are new here, and, as is customary with all of our newcomers, we would appreciate it if you could make your way, promptly, to our Introduction Forum. There, you can post a proper introductory message to the servants of Almighty .

    The link to our friendly Introduction Forum is here:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


    Whilst there, kindly pay attention to the simple requests at the top of the page; although, for your added benefit, I shall include those here:

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    We look forward to getting to know you here, at .

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Giant Asian hornets

    Originally posted by Natas. View Post
    In no way did I contradict my first statement brother, my first statement I theorised it was Gods will to kill native bees. Humans are not God nor should we attempt to play such a role.
    1) I'm a lady so I cannot possibly be your brother, 2) if humans won't carry out God's Will then who will????

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