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I recently received a knock on my door by, as he termed himself, a "solar energy" consultant, asking me whether I had thought about installing solar panels to reduce my household reliance "on the grid".
When I told him that solar panels are not in The Bible he started to smirk, and said that he had just signed up the local Catholic church "St Mary The Eternal Virgin" to the scheme.
He goes by the name of Stefan, and was a little surprised when I told him that catholics were not Christians. He then said, "Well I've leave a brochure with you to read, and I call round in a few days to get you on board"
In the past, I have discussed solar panels with well regarded Christian physicists on several occasions. We have had vigorous discussions about Christian thermodynamics, Christian entropy and other topics such as the Christian Grand Unified Theory.
As part of the "Theory of All Things" it was obvious that solar panels suck energy (ie heat) from the sun, and this depletion of energy will be catastrophic. Solar panels are not perpetual motion machines, and therefore they will provide less energy output than the input energy (sun heat). Inevitably this will lead to cooling of the earth, and because of the sucking of energy from the sun, a cooling of the sun.
This cooling of the sun will mean that there is less molecular movement in the sun microenvironment. Molecular movement helps the sun maintain its orbit around the earth. As molecular movement reduces, the closer the sun's orbit will be towards the earth. One day there will be a collision.
The only solution is to heat the earth to repel the sun. Removing solar panels, wind turbines is the first step. Increasing oil consumption is the second. The third is burning forests. I'm glad to see that Brazil takes this seriously.
Rather than read his ridiculous brochure, I choose to read The Bible.
References:
1 Samuel 11:9
This shows God wants a hot sun, not one depleted of energy by solar panels
2 Samuel 12:11
Love thy neighbour's wives is approved by God provided it is done under the sun. Doing the love under solar panels..not so much
3 Ecclesiastes 5:13
The sun can help identify evil doers. Removing the energy from the sun by solar panels is likely to increase the crime rate.
4 Ecclesiastes 6:1
More Biblical support
Stefan is but young, and I have high hopes that I can remove the "solar panel" madness from him when he next calls
Phil "Sonny Boy" Ander
When I told him that solar panels are not in The Bible he started to smirk, and said that he had just signed up the local Catholic church "St Mary The Eternal Virgin" to the scheme.
He goes by the name of Stefan, and was a little surprised when I told him that catholics were not Christians. He then said, "Well I've leave a brochure with you to read, and I call round in a few days to get you on board"
In the past, I have discussed solar panels with well regarded Christian physicists on several occasions. We have had vigorous discussions about Christian thermodynamics, Christian entropy and other topics such as the Christian Grand Unified Theory.
As part of the "Theory of All Things" it was obvious that solar panels suck energy (ie heat) from the sun, and this depletion of energy will be catastrophic. Solar panels are not perpetual motion machines, and therefore they will provide less energy output than the input energy (sun heat). Inevitably this will lead to cooling of the earth, and because of the sucking of energy from the sun, a cooling of the sun.
This cooling of the sun will mean that there is less molecular movement in the sun microenvironment. Molecular movement helps the sun maintain its orbit around the earth. As molecular movement reduces, the closer the sun's orbit will be towards the earth. One day there will be a collision.
The only solution is to heat the earth to repel the sun. Removing solar panels, wind turbines is the first step. Increasing oil consumption is the second. The third is burning forests. I'm glad to see that Brazil takes this seriously.
Rather than read his ridiculous brochure, I choose to read The Bible.
References:
1 Samuel 11:9
This shows God wants a hot sun, not one depleted of energy by solar panels
2 Samuel 12:11
Love thy neighbour's wives is approved by God provided it is done under the sun. Doing the love under solar panels..not so much
3 Ecclesiastes 5:13
The sun can help identify evil doers. Removing the energy from the sun by solar panels is likely to increase the crime rate.
4 Ecclesiastes 6:1
More Biblical support
Stefan is but young, and I have high hopes that I can remove the "solar panel" madness from him when he next calls
Phil "Sonny Boy" Ander
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