[Talitha]

OMG: 5 minutes later I feel like an atheist again.

What is going on with me pastors?

HELP ME!


Confused Andreas

Look Boy, you either a true Christian™ or you are a Terrorist.
Make up your mind or kindly leave God's© favourite Website.

Last time we had someone like you on here we had to call in Landover Security to have them physically removed.

If you need some kind of help boy, we have a Clinic available 24/7 where you can get guidance in the form of Electro-convulsive therapy
and help from a Pastor.
We realise being Ape-ist is something that sometimes can't always be cured but I'm sure some good True Christian™ Counsellingand a good beatingwon't harm you.

[Lord_lancelout]

You still have yet to explain how the bible can be proven true.

Since i know ill be spammed for that let me rephrase it. What if this wasnt the right bible and there was another (GOD) himself made which he came down and told everyone is the true one. It would destroy alot of your theorys.

Also if i made a book of a new religion and said god had made it it would have jsut as much backing as the bible. Why you may ask? Well it certainly has jsut as much fact behind it as everyone heres arguement is that the bible is true because in the bible god says it is.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

You still have yet to explain how the bible can be proven true.

The Bible says GOD created YOU, and here you are. What more could you possibly want?

Since i know ill be spammed for that let me rephrase it. What if this wasnt the right bible and there was another (GOD) himself made which he came down and told everyone is the true one. It would destroy alot of your theorys.

There IS a false god. Allah. And MOOhammad is his prophet.

Also if i made a book of a new religion and said god had made it it would have jsut as much backing as the bible. Why you may ask? Well it certainly has jsut as much fact behind it as everyone heres arguement is that the bible is true because in the bible god says it is.

Sorry, your logic becomes muddled about the middle of that.

[Andreas]

The Bible says GOD created YOU, and here you are. What more could you possibly want?

But Qou'ran says Allah made him. You cannot be sure yours is correct.

There IS a false god. Allah. And MOOhammad is his prophet.

I agree. I believe Allah is false. But the again I also believe Yahweh is false...

Sorry, your logic becomes muddled about the middle of that.

I think his logic was perfect. Anyone can write a book and claim they were inspired by God or Allah or whatever.

The fact is that you BELIEVE God exists and I BELIEVE he doesn't.

The only thing you can back KJV with is KJV itself. That's not good enough.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes, and you will notice that the COW-RAN is mostly copied from the Bible. The Bible also correctly predicts that the antiChrist will fool many people AND that there is more than one antiChrist. MOOHAMMAD is one. The pope is the other one. They are now working together to start the Tribulation.

[Andreas]

Yes, and you will notice that the COW-RAN is mostly copied from the Bible. The Bible also correctly predicts that the antiChrist will fool many people AND that there is more than one antiChrist. MOOHAMMAD is one. The pope is the other one. They are now working together to start the Tribulation.

Qou'ran is a mixture of Judaism, Christianity and Arab traditional religions.

Another book claims there are many anti-that-book's-god's, Christianity being one of them.

You must look things from different points of view!

[Talitha]

Qou'ran is a mixture of Judaism, Christianity and Arab traditional religions.

Another book claims there are many anti-that-book's-god's, Christianity being one of them.

You must look things from different points of view!

If there's one thing that get's on my nerves It's a Lieberal Towel-head lover.

There is NO OTHER point of view.

The Bible (KJV1611) is the word of GOD. There being only one God, he being on our side means that there is only one Truth.

When the Mudslimes from Talibanistan bomb your kiddiewinks in their sleep, you'll wish you had listened to us.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

You must have misread my earlier post. The COW-RAN is mostly copied from the Bible. The Bible also correctly predicts that the antiChrist will fool many people AND that there is more than one antiChrist. MOOHAMMAD is one. The pope is the other one. They are now working together to start the Tribulation.

That is fact. No questions are anticipated.

[Andreas]

There is NO OTHER point of view.

I bet Muslims claim exactly the same...

With so many religions and churches, I don't know which one to choose. I like Landover but I'm also keen on Buddhism.

[Talitha]

I bet Muslims claim exactly the same...

I like Landover but I'm also keen on Buddhism.

I guessed as much! A worshipper of the Fat Chink with Slitty eyes.
Your kind are not liked much around these parts.

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

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[Andreas]

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

I guess, God is not very confident.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I guess, God is not very confident.

Jesus is confident enough to send you screaming into hellfire. Good luck spouting off with your mouth full of sulfur and your bum full of demon boner. You think you're clever mocking God, don't you...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evilutionists: Explain THIS!

AMEN!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evilutionists: Explain THIS!

Glory to GOD!

[Peter Roy]

Re: Evilutionists: Explain THIS!

The hammer is not petrified, it is encased in stone. This makes it a concretion instead of a true fossil. That means someone lost his hammer in a hole or empty space that filled up with sediment, then the sediment was cemented together, forming the concretion, whereupon the concretion came loose from the surrounding matrix and was ultimately found by Carl Baugh. Scientists are well aware that concretions can form in only a few years, and that they can include fossils from older sediments.
The claim that it was found in Cretaceous rocks is unsupported. In fact, different accounts place Baugh's hammer in different sediments, including Ordovician, and Devonian layers, as well as Cretaceous. In actuality, the hammer was found loose, not embedded in any rock strata. Baugh has repeatedly refused to have actual scientific dating methods applied to the hammer or the rock. As such, until he actually allows his hammer to be verifiably tested, he can not legitimately claim that it is "old." He has no justification at all for claiming it is Cretaceous just because some nearby rocks were Cretaceous anymore than me finding a warm bag of french fries in a sixty year old building proves french fries can stay fresh for sixty years.
Scientists do not claim the Earth is old because fossils take a long time to fossilize. In fact, scientists are well aware that some kinds of fossils form quickly, like insects being trapped in tree resin.