Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

[Elmer G. White]

*Warning! Sexual Content!*

Sex is something not to be enjoyed. It is a practice that is dictated by Jesus our God for procreation. Furthermore, it should bring about pain and sorrow, especially for the women, whose fault it is that we live in Paradise Lost (Genesis 3:6).

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

It was the snake who seduced the women to disregard everything that is good and precious. We all also know that intersectional feminism was designed to demolish everything that is good and precious, too (among Good and Precious things are, e.g.: 1 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:11 and many others). Thus, we can conclude that the snake's aka Satan's Grand Design was to use intersectional feminism to recruit as many young Caucasian youths to Hell as possible. And the ugly way Satan realized his evil plan was to invent a device that makes sex physically enjoyable to women, the clitoris. Because of a lewd study conducted by atheist scientists who obviously fail to understand the Real Ramifications of their Research, we now can prove all this. In a recent report, evil atheist scientists describe how snakes also have clitorises, exactly the same as human women. My comments/clarifications in [square brackets].

Histology [this means historical studies] of the hemiclitores in Australian death [DEATH, we knew it all along!] adders (Acanthophis antarcticus) showed erectile tissue [Oh, Dear...] and strands/bundles of nerves, but no spines (as is found in male hemipenes). These histological features suggest the snake hemiclitores have functional significance in mating [meaning that woman snakes are fornicators] and definitively show that the hemiclitores are not underdeveloped hemipenes or scent glands, which have been erroneously indicated in other studies.

OK, the text above is highly technical. Let us summarize the findings:

1. Female snakes have clitorises.
2. These are highly sensitive body parts that make the females crave for sex.
3. They are most prevalent in venomous lethal snakes.
4. Only Satan could have designed that.
5. The human woman (Genesis 3:6) must have grown a clitoris by being exposed to snake jeans.

I am most afraid that an image has to be included. As we can see, the snake clitoris looks exactly like the human variant, messy, unclean, and it must have been a terrible experience for Baby Jesus to be forced to traverse the birth canal that contains such horrors.



It is time we exposed the terrors of clitorises. This life is about suffering, just as Jesus meant it to be (Luke 14:26). Satan always tries to make secular life tolerable, even enjoyable by inventing clitores/clitorises and sodomy, the principal aspects of intersectional feminism. But if we accept Jesus, He can Save™ us from the horrors that He will inflict upon us if we failed to let Him save® us! Glory!





Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

Intersectional feminists always complain that what society "forces them to do" (whatever that means) is a maleficent plot by the pharmomilitaryindustrialpatriarchy to extort the goddess of all her bounty. By lies and deception they erect factories, build railways and aircraft, design missiles etc., etc., “And why are they all the same shape?” if we've heard it once we've heard it a thousand times. “Don't care was made to care: don't care was hung.”

In fact it is BEING deceived that's the sin. God is very consistent here. Even in the case of Adam, his sin was not so much doing what she suggested but listening to Eve in the first place.

Genesis 3:17 And unto Adam he said [God speaking] Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life

I Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Satan also got into trouble and his minions eat dirt to this day.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

I have twin daughters. Both chose to have a clitorectomy at age 7. All I said to them was that "You both can have a pony if you have a clitorectomy". They said "What's a clicktummy?". I replied "Its just a little snip near your wee wee" Both chose the pony option, and I'm glad to say that at age 16 they are riding the ponies for purpose, and not for pelvic pleasure.

Phil

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

*Warning! Sexual Content!*

Thank you for the warning Brother. Unfortunately I did not see it scrolling by until too late and ended up with this... pornography... thrust in my face.


It's so bad I can't even tell if it's animal porn or worse, midgets.

[handmaiden]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

Worst. Porn. Ever.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

Worst. Porn. Ever.

Found the non-snake.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

Could someone do something about maintaining the standards of posts in this thread? Important research from our top Baraminologist, an expert (much persecuted) in all aspects of Creation Zoology and an effective Prayer Surgeon whom we're very lucky to have does not post his results for prurient leering at.

It wouldn't surprise me if this or other threads started getting hijacked with off-topic information relating to video "console" games [Tetris] [Pong] [Let's Murder Silly Christians] or even the goth and the EMO and whatever happens in a mosh pit or midwinter rave dungeon. As you know I'm happy to consider costume suggestions of AN APPROPRIATE nature, to bring The Gospel where it's needed most, but now we're expected to turn up like something off the street corner? Done out in black lace with revolting pewter ornaments swinging from our necks and wrists? And ankles? If you can see them through the black leather clodhoppers with nickel plates and stupid-looking metal studs? I don't think so.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

Once upon a time, snakes had four legs, zero clitorises, and everyone was happy. Then some WOMAN had to go and ruin everything for everyone.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

God is clear that the serpent, although essentially running true to form, was also punished. Eating dirt doesn't sound very pleasant! And of course losing one's legs would be a bit of a surprise. Adam and Eve eventually died. They didn't even live to 1,000. Satan however is still alive. These are not "opinions" or "thoughts" I had after luncheon, relaxing by the fire on a rainy afternoon. It's right there in The Bible.

One day, this serpent will be incinerated – but until then needs to be brought to everyone's attention:

I Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour

Does that mean a dragon looking thing will rear up from a sewer access point and eat people? God took care to let everyone know it's a simile, AS a roaring lion walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Similar to Portia saying, The quality of mercy is not strained it droppeth AS the gentle rain from heaven, which does not mean that mercy is water. As a result, many people have been lured away from reality. They describe whatever makes them "feel good" as beneficial, a sort of counterbalance to how dreadful the serpent must feel by now with no legs prowling around the land looking forward to the day he can torture them for dancing when he couldn't but he'll be getting fried too and Eve's insubordination will have run its course.

[Gable Ballunder]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

When I saw snake clitories in the news, I thought they meant my ex-fiancee. She complained I never found hers, and I said I wasn't interested in looking and we're not even married yet. I'm trying to be a Christian, thanks! Sorry I keep bringing her up, she's a wrench in my memory, and has been holding me back from Jesus.


Sorry, didn't mean to derail. Let's get back to snake clitoriuses.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

When I saw snake clitories in the news, I thought they meant my ex-fiancee. She complained I never found hers, and I said I wasn't interested in looking and we're not even married yet. I'm trying to be a Christian, thanks! Sorry I keep bringing her up, she's a wrench in my memory, and has been holding me back from Jesus.


Sorry, didn't mean to derail. Let's get back to snake clitoriuses.

X-RATED LANGUAGE, NOT FOR WOMEN
Boy, are you talking about the so-called "G-spot?" Because the clitoris is in the same place on every female.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

I was having a great day, then I read this thread. The last thing anyone wants to hear about is female private parts. Yuck!!! Top that off with some negro devil music, and now I remember what it felt like when I sinned (before I was Saved).

If we're all Left Behind in the Rapture because we read this thread, I'm going to be awfully cranky. Can we please tone it down regarding clitorises and dancing Watusis?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Snake Clitorises Prove That Satan Invented Them to Promote Intersectional Feminism

I was having a great day, then I read this thread. The last thing anyone wants to hear about is female private parts. Yuck!!! Top that off with some negro devil music, and now I remember what it felt like when I sinned (before I was Saved).

If we're all Left Behind in the Rapture because we read this thread, I'm going to be awfully cranky. Can we please tone it down regarding clitorises and dancing Watusis?

I feel ashamed. I contributed to this thread that has offended Brother Dnow's delicate sensibilities. Frankly, I feel dirty for even using the word "clitoris." The existence of a female body part designed exclusively for her sexual pleasure is a vile, anti-Christian thing. It offends me more than "holocaust," which is a very Christian concept with extensive support in the KJV, a divine document dripping with the blood of nonbelievers. But it ain't period blood, which also comes out of a woman's nasty place. Everything about that area is disgusting and a direct affront to God, who has a penis.

This thread also raises the frightening specter of lesbian snakes. If that's not offensive, I don't know what is.