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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Ooops. I skipped a lot of chapters in Leviticus. You know, if I didn't know better Brother Temp, I would think God was very very insecure. I wonder if He has shrinks up in heaven to help him out with that.
    Damn it! There are no perverts in Heaven, got that?

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  • lilith
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    In my previous life, I did a lot of things I'm not proud of. Fortunately, since then, the Blood of Jesus has cleansed all sin from me. Hallelujah!*



    I suppose that, being a woman, your wish to stay away from blood and trust in men, indeed the greatest Man who ever lived, to look after that sort of thing for you is understandable, perhaps even praiseworthy. And why on earth would a book by a Godless Russkie have Polacks in? They may be a bunch of hellbound commie barbarians, but at least give them some credit!

    Arrgh! Graven images!
    Leviticus 26:1 Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

    Those idols were not created to glorify Jesus, but the Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodix Church - an incense-huffing, dress-wearing, wannabe-Pope ANTICHRIST! There is as much genuine Christianity in an average black metal song as there is in the entire sinful history of the Eastern Orthodox cult!
    *And what's more,it apparently "cleansed" your brain Brother T.

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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

    Arrgh! Graven images!
    Leviticus 26:1 Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

    Those idols were not created to glorify Jesus, but the Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodix Church - an incense-huffing, dress-wearing, wannabe-Pope ANTICHRIST! There is as much genuine Christianity in an average black metal song as there is in the entire sinful history of the Eastern Orthodox cult!
    Ooops. I skipped a lot of chapters in Leviticus. You know, if I didn't know better Brother Temp, I would think God was very very insecure. I wonder if He has shrinks up in heaven to help him out with that.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    That's because they don't hand out Nobel Prizes for music, silly. You get Grammies! Everyone knows how good those are.

    You read Napervkov's? child pornography, Brother Temperance? But that can't be Christian!
    In my previous life, I did a lot of things I'm not proud of. Fortunately, since then, the Blood of Jesus has cleansed all sin from me. Hallelujah!


    Originally posted by Arethusa
    Is that what it's about? I thought it was just gonna have a lot of drunks drinking vodka, maybe with some Polacks. Think I should give it back? I would jab them in eye Brother Temp but I shy away from violence. I leave it up to God to strike down, torture and burn my enemies to a bloody, burnt crisp. I don't like the sight of blood. (I know that's sissy of me but I can't help it.)
    I suppose that, being a woman, your wish to stay away from blood and trust in men, indeed the greatest Man who ever lived, to look after that sort of thing for you is understandable, perhaps even praiseworthy. And why on earth would a book by a Godless Russkie have Polacks in? They may be a bunch of hellbound commie barbarians, but at least give them some credit!
    Originally posted by Arethusa
    And as far as the architecture goes, I was going more for this:





    And they're both religious examples too. I'm sure Jesus likes it, he has great taste.
    Arrgh! Graven images!
    Leviticus 26:1 Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

    Those idols were not created to glorify Jesus, but the Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodix Church - an incense-huffing, dress-wearing, wannabe-Pope ANTICHRIST! There is as much genuine Christianity in an average black metal song as there is in the entire sinful history of the Eastern Orthodox cult!

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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Writing music is no sign of intelligence. The Jamaicans had Bob Marley, Desmond Dekker and Lee "Scratch" Perry, but I haven't heard about them winning many Nobel Prizes. And Nabokov left Russia when he was 18, and spent the rest of his life in halfway civilised countries. If it wasn't for the western influence on his writing, there's no way he'd ever have been able to make his child pornography even halfway readable.
    That's because they don't hand out Nobel Prizes for music, silly. You get Grammies! Everyone knows how good those are.

    You read Napervkov's? child pornography, Brother Temperance? But that can't be Christian!

    Oi to you too! I don't know who thought that sending you some demon-inspired scribblings about nihilistic murder for fun and profit was a good way to celebrate the birth of Sweet Baby Jesus, but they obviously bear you a serious grudge. I'd advise you to snub them the next time you see them, unless you think that'd be too subtle, in which case you could just jab them in the eye or something.
    Is that what it's about? I thought it was just gonna have a lot of drunks drinking vodka, maybe with some Polacks. Think I should give it back? I would jab them in eye Brother Temp but I shy away from violence. I leave it up to God to strike down, torture and burn my enemies to a bloody, burnt crisp. I don't like the sight of blood. (I know that's sissy of me but I can't help it.)

    And as far as the architecture goes, I was going more for this:





    And they're both religious examples too. I'm sure Jesus likes it, he has great taste.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post


    Now, now don't be like that. They had Tchaikovsky, Prokofiev, Borodin and Rachmaninoff, not to mention Nabokov and Chekov! And pianists like Rubinstein.
    Writing music is no sign of intelligence. The Jamaicans had Bob Marley, Desmond Dekker and Lee "Scratch" Perry, but I haven't heard about them winning many Nobel Prizes. And Nabokov left Russia when he was 18, and spent the rest of his life in halfway civilised countries. If it wasn't for the western influence on his writing, there's no way he'd ever have been able to make his child pornography even halfway readable.
    Originally posted by Arethusa
    I even got one of those Russian novels for Christmas. Dostoevsky (oi).
    Oi to you too! I don't know who thought that sending you some demon-inspired scribblings about nihilistic murder for fun and profit was a good way to celebrate the birth of Sweet Baby Jesus, but they obviously bear you a serious grudge. I'd advise you to snub them the next time you see them, unless you think that'd be too subtle, in which case you could just jab them in the eye or something.
    Originally posted by Arethusa
    And they have pretty architecture!

    If that's not conclusive proof that too much vodka and Godless communism ruins the brains that the Good Lord gave us, I don't know what is.

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  • SUV
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    TOMMY: Now there's the cutest little beagle in God's Own Creation and to think - he once took a walk with me - me! Little old SUV!!!

    "He walked with me
    and he talked with me
    (well - he bayed - but it was such a nice, Masculine bay!)
    He told me that He was mine!"

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  • tommy
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    Russians mostly copied the west.

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  • Arethusa
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Since when did Russians show any sign of intelligence?


    Now, now don't be like that. They had Tchaikovsky, Prokofiev, Borodin and Rachmaninoff, not to mention Nabokov and Chekov! And pianists like Rubinstein.

    I even got one of those Russian novels for Christmas. Dostoevsky (oi).

    And they have pretty architecture!

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  • tommy
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of Homosexual_Russians who Hate God

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Since when did Russians show any sign of intelligence?
    Quite correct Brother T. In fact, no filthy degenerate Russian in history has ever been sober enough to even test for signs of intelligence. By sober enough, I mean they are all falling down drunk from birth to death. Which is usually at the age of 30 or so, and in the gutter.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Since when did Russians get so stupid?
    Since when did Russians show any sign of intelligence?

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  • Arethusa
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    Since when did Russians get so stupid?

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  • Petal
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    Miss.Shreiber so braves, it must be real diffcult to belive in creatonism when you live in russia cuz you be surroundeds by false evidince of evilution an that be cuz of them genetickally-modifieds people an that be why russkie menfolk wear vodka-goggles all the times cuz thier ladys look like thier staple foods


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  • Righteous Russkie Student Sues Evilutionists



    Russian Teen Sues School Over Teaching of Evolution
    Wednesday, December 13, 2006


    ST. PETERSBURG, Russia — A Russian court on Wednesday held hearings in an unprecedented lawsuit brought by a 15-year-old student who says being taught the theory of evolution in school violates her rights and insults her religious beliefs.

    Maria Shreiber sued the St. Petersburg city education committee, claiming the 10th-grade biology textbook used at the Cervantes Gymnasium was offensive to believers and that teachers should offer an alternative to Darwin's famous theory.

    "The biology textbook generally refers to religion and the existence of God in a negative way. It infringes on believers' rights," she said in comments carried by Russian television stations.

    Shreiber could not be immediately located for further comment.

    Her father, Kiril Schreiber, who represented her in court Wednesday, said he wants the biology textbook revised.

    School officials, meanwhile, were dismissive of the suit. Principal Andrei Polozov said he doubted Shreiber had "serious religions beliefs."

    "It seems to everyone that this is stupid and serves no purpose," he said of the lawsuit in televised comments. "Pupils and teachers are more amused than concerned about it."

    Deputy Principal Olga Makarova told The Associated Press that the biology teacher had mentioned alternative theories to evolution.

    "When starting the course on the matter, the biology teacher said that there are other versions of humanity's origin," she said.

    The suit is the first of its kind in Russia.

    In the United States, several lawsuits challenging the theory that says humans descended from apes have been filed in courts, with many anti-evolution groups pushing an idea known as "intelligent design" which holds that living organisms are so complex they must have been created by some kind of higher force.
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