[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

You will note that He has no opinion of automobiles, iPods, washing machines, can openers or Hershey bars either – this does not mean that they are ungodly or godly.

True. However, why would we need washing machines when we have negroes?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Evolution is stoopid it uses science. science is complicated and evil so science of complicated stuff doesnt exist, therefor computers dont exist. You deny an understanding of evolution so you deny it. Then why not deny the science behind computers, its moreso complicated.

The answer is not complicated. God told us how the world was made and how everything in it was created. God did not bore us to death with nerdy talk about networks, C++, protocols, etc (although he does mention RAMs) You will note that He has no opinion of automobiles, iPods, washing machines, can openers or Hershey bars either – this does not mean that they are ungodly or godly.
He probably approves of air-conditioners though: “Ge:3:8a: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day:”

My opinion is that God is pleased with things when they are used to do His Work.

[SteveTheNiceAtheist]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Evolution is stoopid it uses science. science is complicated and evil so science of complicated stuff doesnt exist, therefor computers dont exist. You deny an understanding of evolution so you deny it. Then why not deny the science behind computers, its moreso complicated.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Remember Jesus is coming back to slaughter 66% of the Earth’s population – ensure your Salvation and rejoice in a Merciful Lord!

He's right, you know. I'm sure you enjoy your liquor now. When He returns, will you drink the wine-- or will you be the wine?

God is merciful. You have a choice. You may persist in your wickedness, secure that an omnipotent God has shown you no reason to believe or trust Him-- or you may take the arbitrary leap of faith and accept and love Him. But know that God's mercy is not limitless. In fact, His love is limited, like the love of all boundlessly merciful creatures, only more-so, since He's perfect, to the people that unconditionally adore Him. And if you don't?

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be tortured, needlessly, arbitrarily, until the end of time?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

I don't believe in a man RETURNING from beyond the grave.
Yeah he sure lived... but I don't have to give my mind or soul to any GOD or SATAN I might appear satanic... but that's just I'm trying to make it clear to you that you are so ironic and withdrawn that you can't even follow your God.

And yes you people make me angry, it hurts in my heart to see that americans can be so stupid.

Son, Satan has hold of your soul. Who will inherit the earth? The Meek – are you meek? No. What are the poor? The poor are always with us. You are destined to be poor.

Hey, don’t give up here, listen up! Jesus died temporarily that we (that is Landover and fellow True Christians) might have eternal life. Son, you’ve got to see that as a great deal! The very best!

Now, what have you – that’s you personally - got to look forward to? Nothing – you are godless and the grave awaits after your 3 score and 10 years in this Vale of Tears. Then, for you it's the fires of Hell and the Pits of Brimstone, torture, darkness and despair for all Eternity.

Repent now! Seek your Savior. Remember Jesus is coming back to slaughter 66% of the Earth’s population – ensure your Salvation and rejoice in a Merciful Lord!

[GodsCreation]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

I don't believe in a man RETURNING from beyond the grave.
Yeah he sure lived... but I don't have to give my mind or soul to any GOD or SATAN I might appear satanic... but that's just I'm trying to make it clear to you that you are so ironic and withdrawn that you can't even follow your God.

And yes you people make me angry, it hurts in my heart to see that americans can be so stupid.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

I detect a small note of anger here. Why not accept the Love of Jesus ?

[GodsCreation]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

FACE THE TRUTH

IT IS YOU WHO'S STUPID!
YOU LIVE IN AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE? BUT THE ONLY THINGS I'V READ ON THIS BOARD IS "I'M A QUEER GOD WORSHIPPER WHO LIKES IT IN THE ARSE!". YOU LOOK DOWN AT OTHER PEOPLE, WITHOUT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TRULY THE ONE WHOSE THE IDIOTS.

TELL ME WHY YOU NEED TO CATEGORIZE OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN MAKING THEM TO "FALSE" AND NOT GOD WORSHIPPING PEOPLE.

YOU'RE ALL piffleING IGNORANT

piffle OFF AND DIE! BY THE SWORD!

[Tantheus Robinson]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Like a lot of youngsters growing up in the 1970s, I too was brainwashed by secularist "teachers" in the Godless, union-infested public schools into believing the myth of evolution. It wasn't until I was deployed to Somalia in 1991 that I had the opportunity to perform pre-autopsys on teenage Somali prisoners, where I witnessed firsthand the soul departing the human body through perforations in the lower abdomen. Watching the look in the prisoners' eyes during the process of many live disembowlings led me to the inescapable conclusion that only God could create human life.

PRAISE!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

You need to do research. Basically lightning happens as the static electricity in a cloud becomes too much for the cloud to hold and it is attracted to the negativity of the ground. Thunder happens because lightning is so hot, it makes air particles "pop". I learned that in 8th grade science. And Ben Franklin was around before any of this research was done, so that was the only possible explanation he had. You may need 2 do some research yourself, considering it is out there now. God frowns upon ignorance.

You're the one who needs to do research. All of these hypotheses that you present as facts have been completely discredited by Creation Science.

Lightning is directed by God onto the Earth as a demonstration of God's awesome power:

His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled. Psalm 97:4

Similarly, God controls thunder directly:

So Samuel called unto the LORD; and the LORD sent thunder and rain that day: and all the people greatly feared the LORD and Samuel. 1 Samuel 12:18

Ditto for hailstones:

And it came to pass, as they fled from before Israel, and were in the going down to Bethhoron, that the LORD cast down great stones from heaven upon them unto Azekah, and they died: they were more which died with hailstones than they whom the children of Israel slew with the sword. Joshua 10:11

Clouds are the dust from God's footprints, and, BTW, God sends storms and tornadoes to punish the wicked.

The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet. Nahum 1-3

Luckily, God has told us what to do if we are confronted by a dangerous storm. Contrary to what the Weather Service says, you should not hide in your basement, but rather you should trust the Lord to protect you:

But as they sailed he fell asleep: and there came down a storm of wind on the lake; and they were filled with water, and were in jeopardy. And they came to him, and awoke him, saying, Master, master, we perish. Then he arose, and rebuked the wind and the raging of the water: and they ceased, and there was a calm. And he said unto them, Where is your faith? And they being afraid wondered, saying one to another, What manner of man is this! for he commandeth even the winds and water, and they obey him. Luke 8:23-25

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

And also, do not, call Rachael a witch, we learned in Salem Massachusetts that witches are not real, all it was was a giant case of paranoia. Didn't God, however, tell us to Love one another??? And McCain was NOT the chosen one of God, I have not heard that anywhere but here. If he did, however tell us that, and it was proven to be false, he would be bearing false witness...a sin.

Pal, you want to look at THIS evidence that witches are real.

Not to mention the Bible tells me witches are real. No where does He say we should "love" witches.

[Minister Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

And also, do not, call Rachael a witch, we learned in Salem Massachusetts that witches are not real, all it was was a giant case of paranoia. Didn't God, however, tell us to Love one another??? And McCain was NOT the chosen one of God, I have not heard that anywhere but here. If he did, however tell us that, and it was proven to be false, he would be bearing false witness...a sin.

[Minister Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

What about the "God is bowling theory" for thunder and lighting?

Well, we can't prove God isn't bowling, so I suppose that's as valid as any other supernatural-cause proposition. Also, the scientific Theory Thunder and Lightning is just a theory, not fact, and more and more top scientists are abandoning Thunder and Lightning theory in favor of the Ninepin Theory.

I mean, if lightning comes from charged particles, why are there still charged particles?

Even Edison confessed his theory of electricity was wrong on his death bed, and converted to Christianity.

Benjamin Franklin's dog-sitter literally HEARD Franklin say he saw angels aiming lightning at the key he tied to his kite every time God bowled a strike.

There's lots of undeniable, actual proof of this.

You need to do research. Basically lightning happens as the static electricity in a cloud becomes too much for the cloud to hold and it is attracted to the negativity of the ground. Thunder happens because lightning is so hot, it makes air particles "pop". I learned that in 8th grade science. And Ben Franklin was around before any of this research was done, so that was the only possible explanation he had. You may need 2 do some research yourself, considering it is out there now. God frowns upon ignorance.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

Lol, no problem.
Pictures like that are meant to share!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Stealing is against GOD's law, Bigot, and so is making fun of his Chosen President, you should be asahamed of yourself.

1- It's why I'm asking. If she says it's okay, it's not stealing.
2- You never had a problem makind fun of the President God chose when he chose Bill Clinton, did you? Hypocrite.
3- You're going to need more than "GOD's law" to convince me, one way or the other, of anything.
4- There are things I'm ashamed of, but nothing that I have posted here.