[Saria]

Hmm... same here. It displays lines of code and forces me to manually reboot...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

All that link does is crash my browser. It is obviously tainted by spinach.

Dinosaurs and the Bible a wonderful video I wish all True Christians could watch.


http://drdino.activeforjesus.com/vid...inar3_300k.wmv

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Homer boy / homer girl -- either way, GOD hates it.

[Saria]

I'm sorry, but are you talking about me? First off, I am not Corinth. Secondly, I may be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that, after close inspection, my avatar is indeed a boy

[Andreas]

Why is the homer corinth in here dressed as a young girl? It is against GOD'S law.

I don't think that he obeys God's law... I bet he's just obsessed with one of Satan's "turn-people-to-homers" agents.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Why is the homer corinth in here dressed as a young girl? It is against GOD'S law.

[Andreas]

I'm so glad when christian scientists discover new facts about god's love to his people.

Praise our lord. May he gives us more fruit.

[SalvationSeeker]

How, praytell, could he have resurected himself if he was dead in the first place?

Maybe because the soul, and in His case the spirit of God is immortal?
Duh!

Are all sinners as slow and stupid as you, or are you a member of satans "special forces"?

[Saria]

How, praytell, could he have resurected himself if he was dead in the first place?

[SalvationSeeker]

How about I don't as jesus really can't tell whether or not my words are sincere (last I checked he was still dead).

..

You disgusting gender issued homer excuse of unsaved trash..!
Jesus died only TEMPORARILY, as He resurrected Himself and He will be back to punish unsaved scum like you and your disgusting family.

Get on your knees real quick and pray for forgiveness, before Jesus (or I) decides to send you to hell for this blasphemy!

[Saria]

How about I don't as jesus really can't tell whether or not my words are sincere (last I checked he was still dead).

[SalvationSeeker]

...No. I'm a virgin and plan to stay one until death. I was merely remarking on another property of the banana.

Then show Jesus that your words are sincere, become an eunuch for the kingdom of Heaven.

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12

Praise!

[Saria]

...No. I'm a virgin and plan to stay one until death. I was merely remarking on another property of the banana.

[SalvationSeeker]

...it's a banana.


...and apparently a great thing to practice blowing for those homosexuals out there.

I reckon that you "practice" on the real thing however, harlot.
Every man that passes you by is a potential opportunity for practice.

You and your perverse fantasies make Jesus sick!

[Saria]

...it's a banana.


...and apparently a great thing to practice blowing for those homosexuals out there.