What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

Apparently, mine is huge.

• Your footprint is 231.93 tonnes per year
• The average footprint for people in United States is 20.40 tonnes
• The average for the industrial nations is about 11 tonnes
• The average worldwide carbon footprint is about 4 tonnes
• The worldwide target to combat climate change is 2 tonnes

Just call me Carbon Bigfoot .

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

That's one mighty big foot Pastor!

I like the "Offset now" button. It's the "green" version of the cathlyck indulgence.

I've added them all to my basket, and then logged out.

I mean, why would I want to plant a tree in Kenya. I'm sure there are people in higher places that can do that now. ( )

[Talitha]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I just pay money to these people.

It's a bit like tithing to my Church but not so important.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

It says im' just above country average maybe if if work real hard i can live the good life like you pastors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I recall one summer when my Godly Father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, nearly beat a servant to death for tracking charcoal dust into the house during a church barbecue. Father had had too much to drink and somehow a fire had started in the barbecue pit (Well that's what you get for mistaking kerosene for gasoline I guess), and one of the coons was sent for some ointment to soothe Father's nasty burns (he lost his eyebrows and most of the hair on his hands and arms that day), and in it's haste the boy ran through the main parlour and got black soot all over the Persian rugs Father had in there...That boy was laid up in the servant's quarters for weeks as I recall, and Father ended up firing it for being a layabout. Father was always fair but expected a fair day's work out of the servants, just as I do now....


Anyway, is that what you folks are talking about here?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

Anyway, is that what you folks are talking about here?

Nope, because the kind of "carbon footprints" that servant left are the kind that actually matter.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I wonder what the carbon footprint of witches is.

[Petal]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

Just call me Carbon Bigfoot .

i not think i can cuz it not seem very respectfills . nows, i confuseds about all the carbon stuff, cuz them seckular science folk say that life be carbon based, so i not unnerstand why they say carbon footprints be real bad, i be thinkin that it be real good to have a big fat carbon footprints, it be life-affirmings, an it be less scarys than them silicon based life forms that Mr.Pastor Pistle like to post picktures of

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I assume the higher the number, the more Godly you are???

PS They forgot about hovercraft, ATV's, and personal submarines!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I have a huge "carbon footprint" with my Godly American Ford® pickup. I also eat plenty of Iowa beef so the methane emissions are kept at an acceptably high level.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

I don't see what the fuss is all about. The one who will leave the biggest footprint is Jesus when he returns for the Rapture®!

[Pilgrim Glory]

Re: What is your "Carbon Footprint"?

Carbon footprint the bigger the better stoke up the holy wrath of God. Get chopping wood for the pyres we throw the pagans heritics and most everyone else on. Light up the sky with the lot of them. Peace to all the genuine saved