Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

[Mr. Johnson]

Lets face it friends. The government would love for us to disbelieve God and creation and buy into the whole evolution and coincidence of the big bang theory.

If in fact there was any kind of bang it was when God spoke.

I think dinosaur bones were manufactured in labs and secretly buried all over the world so government scientists could be dispatched to "find" them and try to fool the world into believing this foul pack of lies.

Museums displaying these "false gods" of science should be burned to the ground.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

That's quite a theory, Dr. Johnson. Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? Does anyone else support your theory, or are you alone in this one?

Whom would you blame first? Bill Clinton?

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

That's quite a theory, Dr. Johnson. Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? Does anyone else support your theory, or are you alone in this one?

Whom would you blame first? Bill Clinton?

It is my own theory. I am just trying to see if others think that it could be possible. The Bible does not mention giant lizard like creatures. Such an imposing monster would surely have been brought up in the scripture somewhere if they did indeed exist.

Thoughts?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

But, you don't have any data to back up your claim?? Did you think about reading what has already been said here about dinosaurs?? I'll do the search for you as a courtesy this time:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=969349

When you're done reading all the threads about dinosaurs, please report back with any matching conspiracy theories.

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

But, you don't have any data to back up your claim?? Did you think about reading what has already been said here about dinosaurs?? I'll do the search for you as a courtesy this time:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=969349

When you're done reading all the threads about dinosaurs, please report back with any matching conspiracy theories.

Thanks Nobar King! I did not think to search for the topic. My bad. I should have realized this may have already been dscussed.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

You may refer to me as Mr. King, young man. I hope you enjoy reading those threads. There is a wealth of information there.

Also, "My Bad" is not a complete sentence. We don't write like that around here. They don't let you use that phrase in your schoolwork, do they? Why would you subject the brilliant and educated members of this forum to it?

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Also, "My Bad" is not a complete sentence. We don't write like that around here. They don't let you use that phrase in your schoolwork, do they?

An excellent point Mr. King! I have allowed my mind to be infiltrated with ignorant street slang. I must be more careful of these things and not allow tem to sneak into my vocabulary.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

That's better. What did you learn about dinosaurs?

[Micah Boenheffer]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

It is my own theory. I am just trying to see if others think that it could be possible. The Bible does not mention giant lizard like creatures. Such an imposing monster would surely have been brought up in the scripture somewhere if they did indeed exist.

Thoughts?

Evidence of dinosaurs is all over the Scriptures. They are God created and not man created. A little less thinking and a lot more Bible reading would do you a world of good.

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Evidence of dinosaurs is all over the Scriptures. They are God created and not man created. A little less thinking and a lot more Bible reading would do you a world of good.

Well I'll be.. you are correct!


Job 41


1Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
2Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?
3Will he make many supplications unto thee? will he speak soft words unto thee?
4Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?
5Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?
6Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?
7Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons? or his head with fish spears?
8Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.
9Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?
10None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?
11Who hath prevented me, that I should repay him? whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine.
12I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.
13Who can discover the face of his garment? or who can come to him with his double bridle?
14Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.
15His scales are his pride, shut up together as with a close seal.
16One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.
17They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered.
18By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.
19Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out.
20Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.
21His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.
22In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him.
23The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved.
24His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone.
25When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.
26The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
27He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.
28The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.
29Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.
30Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.
31He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.
32He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.
33Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear. 34He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.

[JennyD]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Mr. Johnson, I am quite certain dinosaurs are real, and living among us.

Here's proof!



The Loch Ness Monster



Champy, of Lake Champlain



Phyllis Diller

[Micah Boenheffer]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Well I'll be.. you are correct!


Job 41

And back up one Chapter to find your land dinosaur. Then read up on the dragons. The dragon was pretty much the dinosaurs that we know. The bulk of the fossils are from the flood. Afterwards the land dinosaurs eventually died off or have kept hidden. Sea dinosaurs still are within our present knowledge as JennyD has pointed out with Nessie.

In trying to disprove Creationism, secular scientists have only continually woven the ropes with which to hang themselves with.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Lets face it friends. The government would love for us to disbelieve God and creation and buy into the whole evolution and coincidence of the big bang theory.

If in fact there was any kind of bang it was when God spoke.

I think dinosaur bones were manufactured in labs and secretly buried all over the world so government scientists could be dispatched to "find" them and try to fool the world into believing this foul pack of lies.

Museums displaying these "false gods" of science should be burned to the ground.

I wouldn't put it past an Obama led government for some kind of conspiracy in connection with dinosaurs. The LIEberals have always been trying to undermine religion with their "science", and we need to keep an eye on any attempts to earmark funding to bail out these scientists. Lord knows how much money has gone down the drain with the Global Warming hoax. Junk science should not be part of any economic stimulus package.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

Of course they are real. Who do you think did the heavy lifting for Noah's ark? What do you think his sons flew around on to get two of everything?

They were like big puppies which loved humans and would do anything that was asked of them. Too bad the ark was too small for any of them and they mostly drowned, but GOD works in mysterious ways.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Are dinosaurs a government hoax?

The Bible does not mention giant lizard like creatures.

Son,

Take a look at this -



My question is - What proof do you have that this was a giant lizard creature???

Did they dig it up with reptile skin??? NO!

For all these 'Mad Scientists' know, it could have been furry like a giant dog.

Since dogs come in all shapes and sizes, do you not think that a very large dog is more plausable than some 'giant lizard creature'???