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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #1

    Scientists Mock God

    Once again, a group of scientists are out to mock God by throwing off coordination between heaven and earth with a "leap second."

    The LORD knows what time it is-- or at least what time it's supposed to be! What happen's if God wants to make a last-second decision about whether someone should be smited or not, and He's off by a second or two because of meddling, secular scientists?!!??!

    This makes absolutely NO sense at all-- if the Lord had meant us to have a leap second, he would have made seconds a tiny bit longer!!
  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: Scientists Mock God

    This is another feeble attempt by secular "scientists" to play God.

    When they make it to the Lake of Fire and Satan is sodomizing them with his barbed tallywhacker they will see the folly of their "theory".


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Scientists Mock God

      Further evidence that these monkey-worshiping scientists just make things us as they go. I rely on God's Holy Word, which is the most reliable book in history. God assures us that everything in it is 100% true! Can these secular scientists (most of whom are filthy joos) say that about their books?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mr. Seth Cochran
        On Parole
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 753

        #4
        Re: Scientists Mock God

        Those damned liberal scientists are so ass-backwards that Satan has them focusing on seconds that don't even matter instead of what they should be focusing on: eternity. Who cares if our clocks are a few seconds off. I'll still catch a plane on time, be home in time for dinner, and read my Bible at about the same time every day.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Scientists Mock God

          Moron scientists. God determines how long days our. It has nothing to do with the sun. Look at Genesis 1. Several days passed before the sun was even created!

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          • RichardDawkins
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2008
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Scientists Mock God

            Of course scientists mock god; how else could we do our work in Satan's name?
            "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven"

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Scientists Mock God

              Originally posted by RichardDawkins View Post
              Of course scientists mock god; how else could we do our work in Satan's name?
              Welcome to our forum hellbound one, I have read some of your work.

              I thought you didn't believe in Satan either.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Brother Terrence
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2008
                • 103

                #8
                Re: Scientists Mock God

                Dosen't the Bible teach us that science, and for that matter, logic, are things that are the work of the devil? Why then would we give any credence to anything that a sinning scientist would say anyways? I'll bet those scientific types dont even tithe.
                DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                • BrotherBill
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 63

                  #9
                  Re: Scientists Mock God

                  Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
                  Dosen't the Bible teach us that science, and for that matter, logic, are things that are the work of the devil? Why then would we give any credence to anything that a sinning scientist would say anyways? I'll bet those scientific types dont even tithe.
                  Exactly! Humans are not capable of understanding the wonders of His creations, so He included everything that we need to know in The Holy Bible. If The Bible tells us something and science contradicts it, science is certainly wrong. For this reason, it is completely pointless to look outside of His word for a full understanding of the universe.
                  If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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