[H. Montague Worthington]

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Even worse, and I don't believe this has been mentioned yet: The rowboats on the Lake of Fire have only one oar.

[Brother Temperance]

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However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.

That's an understandable attitude to have. But do you have what it takes to choose Everlasting Life over the Second Death?

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem.

It's not us you have to prove it to, it's God. And remember, He can read your degenerate thoughts and He knows what's in your lace-trimmed heart.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yeah, okay, this is getting ridiculous. If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem. Whatever I say, you will just keep playing the homosexual card and try to make it sound like I am gay. Every time you say it, I deny it. If I were to call you gay, you would deny it, would you not? So why is it different for you? Oh, right, because you are a Landover Baptist and therefore a better person than I am. However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.

A broke assed sinner like you couldn't get past the gate of our Godly Iowa city friend much less try to survive here. Anyway you better start learning to live with Jesus because when President Bush declares himself President for Life we Christians will be putting things right in this great country of ours.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah, okay, this is getting ridiculous. If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem. Whatever I say, you will just keep playing the homosexual card and try to make it sound like I am gay. Every time you say it, I deny it. If I were to call you gay, you would deny it, would you not? So why is it different for you? Oh, right, because you are a Landover Baptist and therefore a better person than I am. However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Because you said it like a Sodomite trying to fit in with your groovy heterosexual friends. Just as we at Landover would stand out like a sore thumb if we tried to "hang out with" a bunch of "gangster" rapping "hipperhop" Nigras, you stand out when you try to sound like you're not into vile perversions.

Praise!
Jesus must have moved you sister when you wrote this post, just as He moved me as I wrote mine..
Beacuse that's exactly what I meant.

Tyrone, the first step towards getting better is admitting you have a problem...
Admit that you are a disgusting sodomite who gets vile kicks from having tallywhackers put inside of you!
Only then can you start to get over it, and Jesus can start to forgive you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wow, that makes no sense whatsoever. I was referring to hot women in my post.....does this have anything to do with homosexuality?

Seriously, trying to insult me by calling me gay is getting a little old...

Because you said it like a Sodomite trying to fit in with your groovy heterosexual friends. Just as we at Landover would stand out like a sore thumb if we tried to "hang out with" a bunch of "gangster" rapping "hipperhop" Nigras, you stand out when you try to sound like you're not into vile perversions.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah yeah, you've said you ain't gay alot now..
Is there something you want to tell us?

Has any of the priests of your cathylicker congregation ever tried to put something in your bum?

Wow, that makes no sense whatsoever. I was referring to hot women in my post.....does this have anything to do with homosexuality?

Seriously, trying to insult me by calling me gay is getting a little old...

[OnYourKnees]

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Halleluiah doctor!
I was trying for a long time to warn christian about the evils of education and about how using the brain too much is a sure way to perdition.

The fact that men think about sex every 7 seconds is another proof that a man's brain is the Satan's favorite place. I'm sure though that at Landover it is Jesus that men think about every 7 seconds.

fiat, that website said that men do not think about sex every 7 seconds, that was a myth.

And men (and women) at Landover think about Jesus CONSTANTLY, not at short intervals as you suggest. But I'm glad to see you realize that He is always present in our minds!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

By "wild" you mean prayer breakfasts and Bible study groups then yes.

[fiat lux]

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Those who strive to be "smart" and "wise" ultimately make Jesus' temporary sacrifice meaningless! In my years of studying here at Landover University, it has been shown time and again that as one's "intelligence" increases, his or her Salvation status decreases. True Christians strive to live by their HEARTS and not by their minds. The mind is the tool that Satan uses most often to try to drive the weak from the faith.

Halleluiah doctor!
I was trying for a long time to warn christian about the evils of education and about how using the brain too much is a sure way to perdition.

The fact that men think about sex every 7 seconds is another proof that a man's brain is the Satan's favorite place. I'm sure though that at Landover it is Jesus that men think about every 7 seconds.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

Yeah yeah, you've said you ain't gay alot now..
Is there something you want to tell us?

Has any of the priests of your cathylicker congregation ever tried to put something in your bum?

[OnYourKnees]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

Yes, all the women are on fire . . . for Jesus!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If you don't mind my asking, what are you a doctor of?

Friend,

He is a doctor of Christian Science, which he received from Landover Christian University but that is all mere petty detail since Christ guides him. Do you have any other obvious questions to waste our bandwidth with friend?