[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I'm above offences and unhealthy criticism such as "Wash your hair" or "Don't burp in public places". Why would I kill myself? I'm happy as I am. A loving sister, a boring mum, a loud dad, a disgustingly funny neighbour and a stupid rabbit who is ace at physics would make anyone happy. Plus, I watch too many comedies, hence the odd laughter-for-no-reason-really. And it's funny how you capitalise half the words in your text, I'll do it someday. Fester and Lester would be really dumb, but they're hilarious when you think that I'm not really called Esther.

Stop derailing this thread with useless drivel, harlot.

[Brother John]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Jester would be more appropriate then?

[esther]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I'm above offences and unhealthy criticism such as "Wash your hair" or "Don't burp in public places". Why would I kill myself? I'm happy as I am. A loving sister, a boring mum, a loud dad, a disgustingly funny neighbour and a stupid rabbit who is ace at physics would make anyone happy. Plus, I watch too many comedies, hence the odd laughter-for-no-reason-really. And it's funny how you capitalise half the words in your text, I'll do it someday. Fester and Lester would be really dumb, but they're hilarious when you think that I'm not really called Esther.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Don't be too concerned for this Fester person, Brother John.

I'm quite sure she'll recognize the sarcasm, if not then she'll probably is too dimwitted to even realize she's supposed to feel offended.

[Talitha]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.

Don't be too concerned for this Fester person, Brother John. This Heathen needs to be Rebuked for coming to "God's Favourite Forum" and spewing out such Venom.

Proverbs 26:26
Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.

It was sarcasm... But sure, I'll tone it down a bit.

[Brother John]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

No, if I were to die before my time and doom millions of people to eternal pain, I would have wanted to die by carbon monoxide. I know, but being 18 is enough excuse for anything. Not quite though. At that age people are expected to be grown to a certain level of mental capabilities. Stupidity I mean. And I don't really know if I'm manic depressive, yet I'm pretty sure I am hypochondriac.

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[esther]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

No, if I were to die before my time and doom millions of people to eternal pain, I would have wanted to die by carbon monoxide. I know, but being 18 is enough excuse for anything. Stupidity I mean. And I don't really know if I'm manic depressive, yet I'm pretty sure I am hypochondriac.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I'm not proud, I'm just manic-depressive. Besides, I have also said that silly is wise once, when I was about to fall asleep a couple of months ago. That's funny, I had asked a friend of mine to tell me what to do because I was extremely bored, and he told me "go cut your fingers". I think I'll make a list of kind suggestions like these. I love them.

Cutting your fingers would be the least thing you should use that blade on, perhaps a wrist or two will have a better effect on you. And being manic-depressive isn't an excuse for ignorance and childish jibberish.

[esther]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

I'm not proud, I'm just manic-depressive. Besides, I have also said that silly is wise once, when I was about to fall asleep a couple of months ago. That's funny, I had asked a friend of mine to tell me what to do because I was extremely bored, and he told me "go cut your fingers". I think I'll make a list of kind suggestions like these. I love them.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Yes!!! It's amazing. Anyway, I'm not insane. And neither am I. I see, so you're shizophrenic. How unfunny. The extremely wise author of this and other crap is a friend of mine...okay it's me. Extremely wise? You? Now you're just being silly! The commandos were really great. Yeah, they were. Go stab yourself already

Concerning that great wisdom of yours...

Psalm 10:4
In his pride the wicked does not seek him; in all his thoughts there is no room for God.

[esther]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

Yes!!! It's amazing. Anyway, I'm not insane. And neither am I. How unfunny. The extremely wise author of this and other crap is a friend of mine...okay it's me. The commandos were really great.

[R-R-R]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

No, not rice, that other thing which is yellow and long and isn't corn... I GOT IT, barley is what I meant to say. You're not even making sense to yourself apparently. It isn't a little pearl, it is centuries of accumulated pish coming out of my head. Centuries of pish coming out of your head? What kind of demon are you? I'm annoying, eh? I know... I tend to drive people insane but who cares? Okay, I don't really. It seems you've driven yourself insane... The flames and stuff in hell are a metaphor. A very wise person has once said that. And who might that have been? Hey, you should watch Life of Brian. I'm not kidding here, it's hilarious and serious at once. It's satire... Maybe you should join one of those suicide commando's .

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[esther]

Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

No, not rice, that other thing which is yellow and long and isn't corn... I GOT IT, barley is what I meant to say. It isn't a little pearl, it is centuries of accumulated pish coming out of my head. I'm annoying, eh? I know... I tend to drive people insane but who cares? Okay, I don't really. The flames and stuff in hell are a metaphor. A very wise person has once said that. Hey, you should watch Life of Brian. I'm not kidding here, it's hilarious and serious at once.