Tweet
Ladies of Landover, I know you've all signed up for this in eager anticipation (or really meant to . . . )
We're starting today!
Join the Global Warming Planning Committee after brunch for a discussion on the "little things" you can do around the house to aid in global warming. Leaving lights on, using only incandescent bulbs, idling your SUV when at the drive-through dry cleaners, and heating unused rooms may seem inconsequential, but every bit of extra greenhouse gas you can release will speed environmental collapse and the return of Jesus!
Bring your favorite tips, and enjoy Sister Mary Maria's Spicy (Hot) Earth Cookies!
3:00pm - 5:00pm on the fourth Sunday of every month through September, in the Jerry Falwell Memorial Conference Center.
We're in the Matthew and Mark rooms (combined).
Next month, Brother H. Montague Worthington will join us to tell us the things his many businesses are doing to hasten Global Warming. Praise!
We'll have more special guests over the months, and we'll track daily average temperatures to see how much progress we're making.
We're starting today!
Join the Global Warming Planning Committee after brunch for a discussion on the "little things" you can do around the house to aid in global warming. Leaving lights on, using only incandescent bulbs, idling your SUV when at the drive-through dry cleaners, and heating unused rooms may seem inconsequential, but every bit of extra greenhouse gas you can release will speed environmental collapse and the return of Jesus!
Bring your favorite tips, and enjoy Sister Mary Maria's Spicy (Hot) Earth Cookies!
3:00pm - 5:00pm on the fourth Sunday of every month through September, in the Jerry Falwell Memorial Conference Center.
We're in the Matthew and Mark rooms (combined).
Next month, Brother H. Montague Worthington will join us to tell us the things his many businesses are doing to hasten Global Warming. Praise!
We'll have more special guests over the months, and we'll track daily average temperatures to see how much progress we're making.
