Please Explain This...?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I know that we True Christians(tm) do not believe in Evilution. But can one of you more learned Pastors/Brothers please explain to me in plain American why this nigra looks so similar to this chimp. To me, they seem to be of the same species.




Very curious and confused, Sister Thumper

[MoonFlower]

*faints*

YOU SCARED ME!

Moon

PS - I think that man is possessed!

[SalvationSeeker]

I may not be learned enough to fully answer your question, Sister.


But to me it seems that satan has twisted the appearance of this nigra in order to "create proof" for the theory of evilution.. (In order to discredit the holy KJV1611)
The lack of teeth would also suggests that the demon of "monkeyness" entered the nigra through the mouth, probably using an enormous, throbbing, tallywhacker as a medium.

The force of this demonic incursion was enough to shatter his teeth, which should be enough proof for any reasonable person to recognise the existance of demons!
It's also a well known fact that most demons can be contracted through physical contact (unless one is Saved), seculars usually call this "contracting a disease".
But the truth of the matter is, as clearly seen, much worse!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

As SalvationSeeker mentioned, it is totally proof of Demons in our world (as if Michael Moore and Bill Clinton weren't enough). In a abolutely scientifical experyment (after all I am a certifiable SCIENTIFIST) recently at my SICKULAR university, I was able to drive out the demons from a negra similar to the one above (using vinegar, soap (that all kneegrows are allergic to) and pickles), and the spirits entered into the nearby police department where they compelled the helpless heathens to ARREST me. The Powers of Darkness are VERY REAL and VERY ACTIVE in this world -- beware of such when trying to drive out demons! Avoid negras like this at all costs (even though the carriers may look like monkeys, the demons that possess them are DANGEROUS)!!!

[Brother_Mike]

I think it's just a coincidence, but if you look closely you'll see they look nothing alike. The monkey has teeth and isn't wearing a hat!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

They ARE the same species. What has evilution got to do with it? Monkeys is monkeys.

I know that we True Christians(tm) do not believe in Evilution. But can one of you more learned Pastors/Brothers please explain to me in plain American why this nigra looks so similar to this chimp. To me, they seem to be of the same species.




Very curious and confused, Sister Thumper

[Andreas]

It shows how human monkeys are and should never be used for any kinds of tests or tortured.

[Talitha]

It shows how human monkeys are and should never be used for any kinds of tests or tortured.

What! So you are saying that It's ok to do tests on a Negra but NOT on a Monkey?
Oh dear Andrew, you have a lot to learn.

Both species are only on this Gods Earth for use by us white Christian™ folks.

[Deaner]

I know that we True Christians(tm) do not believe in Evilution. But can one of you more learned Pastors/Brothers please explain to me in plain American why this nigra looks so similar to this chimp. To me, they seem to be of the same species.

This does present an interesting case; but so far like most secular theories is yet unproven.

However, the fact remains, that there is an ever increasing amount of people that believe the chimp is an advanced negro due to it's higher intelligence, better hygiene and superior table manners. Like I said, no firm evidence so take it for what it's worth.

Dean

[Pastor Ezekiel]

This does present an interesting case; but so far like most secular theories is yet unproven.

However, the fact remains, that there is an ever increasing amount of people that believe the chimp is an advanced negro due to it's higher intelligence, better hygiene and superior table manners. Like I said, no firm evidence so take it for what it's worth.

Dean

That's all true Brother Deaner, but I still have no problem with them doing experiments on the nigra/monkey tribe. They both look pretty funny when you run 50,000 volts through them or squirt hair tonic in their eyes. Better the secular scientists bother them than good Christian White folk.