[Meek and Humble]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Why would I support your position with scripture?

[I am a Tool]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I'm sure you can bud. Get at it.


Love
~Truth

[Meek and Humble]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Can you back that up with scripture?

[I am a Tool]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Closed minded? How so? It's not I that can't think that there is the possibility that science is complete bogus. It's you that thinks science can't be true. If anyone here is closed minded it's you and, well, pretty much every one of you that can't think for a second that science is true in some way or another.


Love
~Truth

[Bob4God]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Sorry, but I stopped reading there.

I bet you're a sissy who supports science tacitly by not being outraged over its lies.

You've just proven how closed-minded you folks are, yet again.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Sorry, but I stopped reading there. The anti-Christ will be the downfall of civilization, friend.


Love
~Truth

The Anti-Christ will also be a scientist.

Geez, you'd think this was common sense after World War 2.

[I am a Tool]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science will be the downfall of civilization

Sorry, but I stopped reading there. The anti-Christ will be the downfall of civilization, friend.


Love
~Truth

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Ya know, Tertius, I just goshdarned tried that on my pet raccoon, Ducksticks, and it just goshdarned died like you said it would. Now, I may not be no creation scientist at the presitigious university in Landover, but if I'm not mistaken, this just disproved the theory of STUPIDlution.

See? A testimonial to the TRUE scientific method! If only you atheists would follow this fine, upstanding fellow's example of a convert! Keep up the work brother, and don't forget to properly dispose of your pet's carcass with an NRA (even if they are liberal pussies) standard issue M61 Vulcan, so that the negroes aren't able to use their viewdew majick to fryze et up reelz gudd make it dance to their demonic rap music!

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your main error, laid out before you! (God Bless Sister Mary Maria for setting this God-rebuker's post straight!)

You atheists have no moral principles whatsoever! All we try to do is enlighten you, and you make it a point on your Satanic Secret Agenda® to show up our divine hospitality as "ignorance"! How dare you!!! If Jesus were here now...

But don't worry, unlike you murderous, bloodthirsty, fruitcake, willy-nilly, philosophical, superstitious science types, the Lord's Grace is with us, and as such, He grants us the authority to be extremely condescending to you reasonably talk you out of your hedonistic ways- and it is just so lucky for your soul that I happen to be bestowed with intrisic power over you! For I have devised five easy steps to disproving this blasphemous lie known as evolution:

1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?

Ya know, Tertius, I just goshdarned tried that on my pet raccoon, Ducksticks, and it just goshdarned died like you said it would. Now, I may not be no creation scientist at the presitigious university in Landover, but if I'm not mistaken, this just disproved the theory of STUPIDlution.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Evolutionists obviously don't worship satan.
That would be totally illogical.
The bible is definitely not a science textbook, it's a fiction novel.
Creation scientists, ha, the concept of it denies reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main points supported by biology and cosmology.
The bible cannot compare to logical scientific theory, proven or not.

Your main error, laid out before you! (God Bless Sister Mary Maria for setting this God-rebuker's post straight!)

You atheists have no moral principles whatsoever! All we try to do is enlighten you, and you make it a point on your Satanic Secret Agenda® to show up our divine hospitality as "ignorance"! How dare you!!! If Jesus were here now...

But don't worry, unlike you murderous, bloodthirsty, fruitcake, willy-nilly, philosophical, superstitious science types, the Lord's Grace is with us, and as such, He grants us the authority to be extremely condescending to you reasonably talk you out of your hedonistic ways- and it is just so lucky for your soul that I happen to be bestowed with intrisic power over you! For I have devised five easy steps to disproving this blasphemous lie known as evolution:

1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What an odd definition of "wasting" you have, but then, why bother about devoting yourself to the Glory of God when you can smoke marihuana cigarettes and defile yourself to furry pornography, right?

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I worship a real being.
I waste my life and am a delusional whore.
I should probably abort my child because he will most likely turn out retarded.
I believe in silly superstition.
Mythology is what I base my life from.
Evolution, natural selection, and the big bang all hold more scientific weight than the bible, because the bible cannot be proven and is a story book for adults.

Hmm, wasting your life I see?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Evolutionists obviously worship satan.
That would be totally logical as they deny the God they know is real.
The Bible is definitely a science textbook that has been proven true time and again.
Creation scientists are the only ones who embrace reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main concepts in the atheist religion.
The Bible is proven logical scientific fact.

There. Fixed that for you.

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Where have we ever said that all scientists are bad? If that was the case, why would we be funding the finest creation scientists in the world to help debunk the satanic Darwin worshippers? We only have issue with those who discount the greatest and truest scientific textbook ever written - the Bible.
It seems to me that instead of devoting yourself to Jesus, you're just looking for ways to nitpick against those of us who are trying to spread His word.

Evolutionists obviously don't worship satan.
That would be totally illogical.
The bible is definitely not a science textbook, it's a fiction novel.
Creation scientists, ha, the concept of it denies reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main points supported by biology and cosmology.
The bible cannot compare to logical scientific theory, proven or not.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

Where have we ever said that all scientists are bad? If that was the case, why would we be funding the finest creation scientists in the world to help debunk the satanic Darwin worshippers? We only have issue with those who discount the greatest and truest scientific textbook ever written - the Bible.
It seems to me that instead of devoting yourself to Jesus, you're just looking for ways to nitpick against those of us who are trying to spread His word.