[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

PLEASE GO TO THE INTRODUCTION FORUM AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF SARAH.

[Sarah-Shan't]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

No gosh-darned SISSYtician is getting anywhere close to my wiener! Whose with me?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

No, scientists didn't invent water, they found a way to purify it.

So scientists invented rain? Clear flowing mountain streams? Snowmelt?

Or are you saying scientists invented Chlorine? Last time I looked, Chlorine was on God's List of His Elements, or what your "scientists" call the Periodic Table.

Typical of arrogant scientists to take credit for something God though of when he created the world!

And Thomas Edison was in fact an atheist. So why would "god" reveal the lighth bulb to him?

You're such an idiot! Thomas Edison was a Deist. The fact that he did not attend what YOU think of as a church doesn't mean God did not know he was a righteous man.

God rewards those that deserve it. Mr. Edison was a True Christian™ at heart, inventing hundreds of devices that made him a very rich man. The Lord respects hard working men like Mr. Edison. He believed in God, worked hard and contributed greatly to God's Favorite Country™ America!

Typical of an atheist like YOU to claim Mr. Edison as one of your own! Shame on you!

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists invented water now? This is the first I've heard of this. Was it just one guy or did it take a team of "scientists" to combine hydrogen with oxygen?
God chose to reveal HIS invention of the light bulb to Thomas Edison because he was a good and righteous man.

No, scientists didn't invent water, they found a way to purify it.
And Thomas Edison was in fact an atheist. So why would "god" reveal the lighth bulb to him?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your petty religion cannot damage science in any way.

We don't need to damage something that we know is wrong. We simply reject it, as it goes against the teachings of the only book that matters, the KJAV 1611 Bible

How can you say that science is evil? It has been the way every one of your possessions has been invented.

I have a kitchen table made of wood. Which of your "scientists" invented trees?

Why do we have clean water? Because science found a way to purify it.

Scientists invented water now? This is the first I've heard of this. Was it just one guy or did it take a team of "scientists" to combine hydrogen with oxygen?

Why do we have the light bulb? Scientific ingenuity.

God chose to reveal HIS invention of the light bulb to Thomas Edison because he was a good and righteous man.

Why are you looking at a computer screen right now? Scientific invention.

I'm looking at a computer screen because some little twerp is assaulting us here in OUR Godly forum. God chose to bless me with enough cash to buy my fancy new computer. I don't care who He chose to build it for me, I just know He had them make me a nice one!

Science has trampled over every major religion since the beginning of time.

And we are trampling back my friend! We will take America and the world back from you secularists and scientists!

To say it is evil for disproving superstition is an arrogant case to make. You people have no understanding of science.

And you have no understanding of the Glory of God! Enjoy Hell sinner!

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science will be the downfall of civilization as we know it, unless something can be done to stop its insidious march!

Science teaches kids that they are worthless organisms that crawled out of a pile of sticky goo and are no better than any of the animals that lick their own anuses and chew on road kill.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

If anything will lead our kids to depression and suicide besides heavy metal music and the drugs, it will be science.

Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the "principals" of science.

It is our duty to tell our children the truth! They are not globs of meaningless goo, but rather, vessels created in the glorious image of GOD ALMIGHTY who are staggeringly putrid and in need of His precious love, lest they be cast into hellfire to writhe and scream for all eternity!

We mustn't let science damage our children! It's time to yank the science books they're being force-fed in school and give them a Holy Bible KJV 1611 instead! Our children deserve to built up, not torn down! And what better than the Bible to nurture their faith and strengthen their character?

I feel the fire of the LORD right now, and I want us to do something for HIM! I am looking for suggestions as to how we can help resist the science brigade!

My idea is that it's best to start at state level. Maybe somebody could draw up a petition to send the governor to ban the practice of science within Iowa, and to criminalize science paraphernalia like calculators, telescopes, microscopes, test tubes, tweezers and magnifying glasses.

Eventually I'd also like to see all monkeys deported from Iowa as well, because they are the mascots for evolution.

Does anybody have any ideas?

Your petty religion cannot damage science in any way.
How can you say that science is evil? It has been the way every one of your possessions has been invented.
Why do we have clean water? Because science found a way to purify it.
Why do we have the light bulb? Scientific ingenuity.
Why are you looking at a computer screen right now? Scientific invention.
Science has trampled over every major religion since the beginning of time.
To say it is evil for disproving superstition is an arrogant case to make.
You people have no understanding of science.

[Bob4God]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

I say anybody who tries to find answers for life's questions anywhere but in the Holy Bible, using the satanic method of observing, forming so-called 'hypotheses,' testing, researching, and any other mumbo-jumbo they can think of.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

Anyone with a scientific degree, yes.

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

No Sir, you are not singing joyous songs! You are quoting the odd line of one hymn or "boom" as you did in one post.

Pull yourself together and give an account of yourself at the Introduction Thread.

And do it NOW!

[311Sam]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

wait

[311Sam]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What's your game boy? This is the second time you've posted a cryptic line from a hymn - if I find one more without an explanation, I may be inspired by The Lord to infract you!

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What's your game boy? This is the second time you've posted a cryptic line from a hymn - if I find one more without an explanation, I may be inspired by The Lord to infract you!

[311Sam]

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There to my heart was the blood applied; Glory to His Name!