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  • Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Carter?

    It really bothers me when I can't enjoy peanuts in public because some sinner brat is "allergic" to them. Then it occurred to me - nowhere in the Bible is there a prohibition against peanuts, so the only explanation for this "epidemic" is Jimmy Carter must be doing something to the peanuts.

    And don't get me started on that sodomite-enabler icon - "Mr. Peanut"
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    Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

    Not to mention George Washington Carver!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Not to mention George Washington Carver!
      Isn't that the negra who killed a man and stole his peanut inventions?
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        Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Isn't that the negra who killed a man and stole his peanut inventions?
        I think that is true. A white man actually invented peanut butter, but George Washington Carver broke into his house, stabbed him, stole his formula and raped his wife. Not much has changed.
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          Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          It really bothers me when I can't enjoy peanuts in public because some sinner brat is "allergic" to them. Then it occurred to me - nowhere in the Bible is there a prohibition against peanuts, so the only explanation for this "epidemic" is Jimmy Carter must be doing something to the peanuts.

          And don't get me started on that sodomite-enabler icon - "Mr. Peanut"
          Maybe it annoys you, but I'd like to see how quickly you'd run to science to save your life if you yourself were suffering from anaphylactic shock.

          Actually....never mind...try it out for yourself. If you ever do suffer from anaphylactic shock, pray to your god instead of turning to science...see how quickly you're saved from death. *Snicker*

          Anyway.....people can't help their allergies. No more than you can help your appearance.
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            Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Maybe it annoys you, but I'd like to see how quickly you'd run to science to save your life if you yourself were suffering from anaphylactic shock.

            Actually....never mind...try it out for yourself. If you ever do suffer from anaphylactic shock, pray to your god instead of turning to science...see how quickly you're saved from death. *Snicker*

            Anyway.....people can't help their allergies. No more than you can help your appearance.
            I have never known a single True Christian(tm) who was allergic to anything....but sin.
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            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I have never known a single True Christian™ who was allergic to anything....but sin.

              BS!!!

              As if you'd tell me, even if you were.
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                Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Maybe it annoys you, but I'd like to see how quickly you'd run to science to save your life if you yourself were suffering from anaphylactic shock.

                Actually....never mind...try it out for yourself. If you ever do suffer from anaphylactic shock, pray to your god instead of turning to science...see how quickly you're saved from death. *Snicker*

                Anyway.....people can't help their allergies. No more than you can help your appearance.
                Typical lieberal witch. You have no real response, so instead you attack and make up words.
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                  Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Typical lieberal witch. You have no real response, so instead you attack and make up words.
                  From here:



                  Anaphylactic shock, the most severe type of anaphylaxis, occurs when an allergic response triggers a quick release from mast cells of large quantities of immunological mediators (histamines, prostaglandins, leukotrienes) leading to systemic vasodilation (associated with a sudden drop in blood pressure) and edema of bronchial mucosa (resulting in bronchoconstriction and difficulty breathing). Anaphylactic shock can lead to death in a matter of minutes if left untreated.
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                    Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                    "Here! I'll prove I'm not a lying LIEberal by quoting from and linking to a known lying LIEberal website!"
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                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                      Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                      "Here! I'll prove I'm not a lying LIEberal by quoting from and linking to a known lying LIEberal website!"
                      Ok, fine:

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                      anaphylactic - 3 dictionary results
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                       /ˌænəfəˈlæksɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [an-uh-fuh-lak-sis] Show IPA –noun Pathology. exaggerated allergic reaction to a foreign protein resulting from previous exposure to it.

                      Origin:
                      1905–10; ana- + (pro)phylaxis

                      Related forms:
                      an⋅a⋅phy⋅lac⋅tic  /ˌænəfəˈlæktɪk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [an-uh-fuh-lak-tik] Show IPA , adjective
                      an⋅a⋅phy⋅lac⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb




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                      #link_to_div{ padding-right:4px; } an·a·phy·lax·is (ān'ə-fə-lāk'sĭs)

                      n.
                      1. Hypersensitivity especially in animals to a substance, such as foreign protein or a drug, that is caused by exposure to a foreign substance after a preliminary exposure.
                      2. See anaphylactic shock.
                      And also from dictionary.com:

                      anaphylactic shock
                      –noun Pathology. a severe and sometimes fatal allergic reaction to a foreign substance, esp. a protein, as serum or bee venom, to which an individual has become sensitized, often involving rapid swelling, acute respiratory distress, and collapse of circulation.

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                        Re: Peanut "allergies" - more proof of the evil that is Jimmy Car

                        Rachael, first off, DICTIONARIES ARE MEANINGLESS. They are simply propoganda books dictated to scribes in service to GHOST SHARK and UNDERSEA ANIMAL HERMAPHRODITIC PROPOGANDA, therefore anything they say cannot be trusted. Etymology is most suspect, for if we examine the word "Etymology" it is suspiciously close to "Entomology" which is the study of Insects, thus clear evidence of INSECT = DEFINITION.

                        I charge that Webster himself did not write the first dictionary, but a colony of TERMITES, BEES, and ANTS, working together, under the direction of GHOST SHARK PSYCHIC TELEPATHY. If these social insects can create complex and large systems (mounds, hives, etc.) what would stop them from compiling dictionaries? THINK ABOUT IT. Or do I have to slap the ignorant upside the head???

                        Now, the second point...funny how after thousands of years of humans eating peanuts, suddenly peanut allergies come about in the past 20-30 years? If we were allergic, we would've known before. But ever since Carter's ascendency to the presidency, there has been a veritable outbreak of so-called "PEANUT ALLERGIES". What is Carter and his Muslim-Loving Minions putting in peanuts? Who knows? SCIENCE won't properly investigate since UNIVERSITIES ARE UNDER PUPPET CONTROL FROM SOVIET-HIPPIE-HOMOSEXUAL ALLIANCE TO PERVERT THOUGHT AMONG THE MASSES.
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