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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
I come to you today with my latest finding, one that should blow the lid off of both the homosexual world and the evolutionistical world -- and, on top of that, prove once and for all that they are one and the same!
After years of research spent gathering information and statistics, combing the library and all manner of books to get my hands on the relevant information, I present to you this chart, with two slopes (representing # of active homosexuals and # of believers in evolution) vs. Years since 1859 (a year we should all be familiar with -- the year that Satan wrote his "theory of evolution").
As you can see, they are both closely related! Statistically, they are the same curve! Since I am a scientist and always concerned with this, I want to calculate for you the number of homosexuals since 1859 that are currently burning in Hell:
# of homos total = Integral from 0 to 150 of 57.07exp(0.072x)
# of homos total = 792.639 * (1.07466^x) | 0->150
# of homos total = 3.8855E7 = 38.85 million homos in hell since 1859!
Similarly the number of evolutionists is found, but for the sake of brevity I will leave the calculation to you!
Praise Jesus for His Justice! The fires of Hell are burning brightly today!
I come to you today with my latest finding, one that should blow the lid off of both the homosexual world and the evolutionistical world -- and, on top of that, prove once and for all that they are one and the same!
After years of research spent gathering information and statistics, combing the library and all manner of books to get my hands on the relevant information, I present to you this chart, with two slopes (representing # of active homosexuals and # of believers in evolution) vs. Years since 1859 (a year we should all be familiar with -- the year that Satan wrote his "theory of evolution").
As you can see, they are both closely related! Statistically, they are the same curve! Since I am a scientist and always concerned with this, I want to calculate for you the number of homosexuals since 1859 that are currently burning in Hell:
# of homos total = Integral from 0 to 150 of 57.07exp(0.072x)
# of homos total = 792.639 * (1.07466^x) | 0->150
# of homos total = 3.8855E7 = 38.85 million homos in hell since 1859!
Similarly the number of evolutionists is found, but for the sake of brevity I will leave the calculation to you!
Praise Jesus for His Justice! The fires of Hell are burning brightly today!
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