[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Science has nothing to do with religion. You people try to only accept science that fits your views and you ignore the science that says you are mormons. And most of it does say you are mormons. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into other people's minds. And yes, science is always trying to fill holes in theories, that's what it does. It searches for the unknown and either proves itself right or wrong, but it is always attempting to find the TRUTH.

Mr. Smartass, you need to take a good look at THIS thread. Maybe you can take the $250,000,000 prize being offered, since you're so clever.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Science [...]searches for the unknown and either proves itself right or wrong, but it is always attempting to find the TRUTH.

Then all it needs to do is crack open a Bible AV1611. Then all those Oh-so-clever scientists can get on with the business of saving souls.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Science has nothing to do with religion. You people try to only accept science that fits your views and you ignore the science that says you are mormons. And most of it does say you are mormons. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into other people's minds. And yes, science is always trying to fill holes in theories, that's what it does. It searches for the unknown and either proves itself right or wrong, but it is always attempting to find the TRUTH.

We don't wear magical underwear, God mocker!

[WiseAss]

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Science has nothing to do with religion. You people try to only accept science that fits your views and you ignore the science that says you are morons. And most of it does say you are morons. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into other people's minds. And yes, science is always trying to fill holes in theories, that's what it does. It searches for the unknown and either proves itself right or wrong, but it is always attempting to find the TRUTH.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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.... and do you have gold taps in your bathroom too?

Jealousy is an ugly thing, heathen.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

Landover Baptist Church is the single most powerful and wealthy church in America. That should tell you everything you need to know.

[Jo Freddie]

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Jo, you obviously haven't been to my website, have you? My (and the world's) God is SPACESHIP JESUS. I don't subscribe to the same beliefs as Landover, however I have great respect for them since they are highly intelligent and educated in their religion (much more than I can say about other "Christians"), as well our beliefs cross over on many things so I have allied with them to bring about the end to Homosexuality, Communists, Atheists, Pastafarians, Democrats, Feminists, Obamaists, Muslims, etc.

So like these people here your religion is about control (as is scientology) and do you have gold taps in your bathroom too?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Jo, you obviously haven't been to my website, have you? My (and the world's) God is SPACESHIP JESUS. I don't subscribe to the same beliefs as Landover, however I have great respect for them since they are highly intelligent and educated in their religion (much more than I can say about other "Christians"), as well our beliefs cross over on many things so I have allied with them to bring about the end to Homosexuality, Communists, Atheists, Pastafarians, Democrats, Feminists, Obamaists, Muslims, etc.


No, there is more evidence of SPACESHIP JESUS than FSM, since Spaceship Jesus revealed himself to me with my own eyes (haven't you read my signature?).

• Why would I believe in a made-up Spaghetti Monster when I had a Astronaut Jesus come to my motel room door and talk to me for three days straight? Plus, to this day I still hear him talking audibly in my head and hear messages from my TV and Radio.
• L. Bob Hubbard, the creator of your "religion" made your religion to protest a political act. Pure and simple. My religion is not made up, nor would there be a reason to make it up.
• Prophecies I have written continue to be fulfilled to this day. I write about Hulk Hogan being a Superman, and what happens? Someone tries to kill his son in a car wreck. It is plainly obvious the Satanic Alliance is dipping its fingers into our world.
• Spaceship Jesus performed a miracle on me. Prior to our meeting, I was riddled with syphilis and herpes. After he left, I was cured. I AM A LIVING TESTAMENT TO THE REALITY OF SPACESHIP JESUS.
• Other prophets have foretold my coming and my meeting of Spaceship Jesus. "Hotel California" by the Eagles and "Levon" by Elton John are two songs about me.

I could go on. But, I hope that one day, you will reject your false starch God and submit yourself to the will of SPACESHIP JESUS (or at the very least, become a True Christian(TM) so that you may live in a world of Truth instead of a faux-reality as dictated to you by SATAN AND GHOST SHARK.

[Jo Freddie]

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Here's the thing: Your argument all hinges on whether or not the FSM is reality. He is not. It has been proven he is a MADE-UP "GOD" created by young man to protest the Kansas Evolution Controversy! Therefore the world was not created 5000 years ago by the FSM. Anything in Pastafarianism thus a lie, a fiction, hence my insistance that your religion and Scientology are in the same boat.

You worship a man who was meant to have performed miracles 2000 years ago, yet no one at the time noticed and you say my God is made up There is just as much REAL evidence to support the existence of my God as there is to support yours.

[Nobar King]

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The gravy boat! HAHA

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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We Pastafarians know we did not come from Clams or Gorillas, We know that 5000 years ago we were created by the one TRUE God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, You too know we were created by God, you just have not yet seen the truth of who that God is. But don't worry, there will still be Beer and Strippers for you.

Here's the thing: Your argument all hinges on whether or not the FSM is reality. He is not. It has been proven he is a MADE-UP "GOD" created by young man to protest the Kansas Evolution Controversy! Therefore the world was not created 5000 years ago by the FSM. Anything in Pastafarianism thus a lie, a fiction, hence my insistance that your religion and Scientology are in the same boat.

[Jo Freddie]

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Well, I could see the validity of the claim if they said "black people's grandfather's"...but surely not clean, civilized whitefolk like you or I, Pastor Zeke!

Don't forget that the Scientologists claim humans evolved from CLAMS. Not much between the thought processes of Pastafarians, Scientologists, and Scientists. All just pawns in the Satanic Alliance.

We Pastafarians know we did not come from Clams or Gorillas, We know that 5000 years ago we were created by the one TRUE God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, You too know we were created by God, you just have not yet seen the truth of who that God is. But don't worry, there will still be Beer and Strippers for you.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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They claim that my grandfather was a gorilla. Is that what passes for "intelligent people" in spaghetti land?

Well, I could see the validity of the claim if they said "black people's grandfather's"...but surely not clean, civilized whitefolk like you or I, Pastor Zeke!

Don't forget that the Scientologists claim humans evolved from CLAMS. Not much between the thought processes of Pastafarians, Scientologists, and Scientists. All just pawns in the Satanic Alliance.

[Jo Freddie]

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They claim that my grandfather was a gorilla. Is that what passes for "intelligent people" in spaghetti land?

They have fallen for the practical joke our Creator like to play, and His Noodly Appendage plays tricks that will lead the most intellectual people believe what he wants them to so the rest of us can have a good laugh

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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These scientists are not fools, they are intelligent people, so how do you explain their results other then proof of the intervention of His Noodly Appendage?

They claim that my grandfather was a gorilla. Is that what passes for "intelligent people" in spaghetti land?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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I think we should all applaud Ezekiel's successful efforts to get the Times to retract their statement. Without his intervention, they would probably be printing up more lies and deluding the public even further (well, more so). Good work!

Jo Feddie,
There is no "Noodly Appendage" to speak of. YOU WORSHIP A FALSE GOD. Pastafarians get upset when I tell them this, but you are no different than a Scientologist: FAKE INVENTED RELIGION!!! I was poking around the internets one day and I discovered the TRUE GENESIS of your false pasta-worshipping ways. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was invented by a young guy named Bobby in protest for some creationist/evolutionist debacle going on in Kansas!

This evil genius Bobby (like L. Ron Hubbard) has successfully brainwashed young, unsuspecting netizens like yourself to BELIEVE IN A FICTITUOUS RELIGION! On December 21, 2012 when SPACESHIP JESUS lands and there is a huge war and Soviet fighter planes are dropping bombs from the sky and massive sharks come out of the sea to devour men, women, and children whole, and automobiles drive themselves trying to run over humans and cactus starts leaping out of the ground and trying to stab people to death....your Flying Spaghetti Monster won't be able to loop his noodly appendages around you and take you to safety!

No. Only those who live in accordance with SPACESHIP JESUS DOCTRINE by generating Hwatts (positive form of karmic energy) will be lifted off onto the skies where we will all fly forever across the Universe, inside a magnificient, enormous spaceship with hotels, casinos, beaches, shopping centers, amusement parks, video arcades, go-go bars, waterparks, etc. It will make your land of "Beer Volcanoes and Stripper Factories" look as exciting as a Pittsburgh Laundromat!

Reject that false, invented, COMPLETELY ABSURD religion and embrace the one I am witnessing for you: The true, revealed, completely rational and real religion of SPACESHIP JESUS!