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Surely you have all seen the liberal site "Google"'s new logo, a logo that attempts to make a mockery out of the One True God™ by raising up this hundreds of years old dead monkey as some sort of idol. This, my friends, is the image of which I speak (warning, not for women or faint-of-heart men):
Now, we all all know that evolutionists have an evil agenda to replace God with a dead monkey. That much has been established for decades. They whine and whine about a "missing link" that will connect us to the monkeys, and yet *surprise* they never find any. Everytime they run across a dead something-or-other, they throw a huge fit claiming that it is the big link, and then weeks later the Truth™ comes out thanks to thinktanks such as Liberty University and Bob Jones University, who receive briefings from Landover University Department of Information. It is no different this time.
As a special liason to the Institute for Creation Research, a Godly institute set up to dispute any and all "facts" dreamed up by self-named "scientists" from MIT, Harvard, Duke, Stanford, etc who probably don't even own Bibles, our mission is to provide Biblical truth in an age where the only thing trusted is empirical proof.
Thankfully we were able to conduct a complete scientific study of the so-called "Ida" fossil without even having to see the fossil, much less touch it! Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, we were able to work up a full scientific article based solely on hearsay and conjecture -- if that isn't Biblical Creation Science, I don't know *what* is! Praise Jesus! It turns out that our exhaustive research, documented here, consists of 3 major points:
1. No one knows where the fossil was stored. The fact that it is intact means nothing if we don't know the EXACT condition of the area or areas in which this fossil was stored.
2. The fossil was purchased by an unknown person, not a well-known sensation like Pat Robertson or Pastor Deacon Fred. Since this person wasn't well-known, then this must be a fake -- otherwise, why didn't a famous person buy it?
3. Other scientists must not have the complete data because we don't either, and until they share it with us, True Christian™ scientists, we will cry "foul".
As you can see, these three points identify, without a doubt, the fossil named "Ida" as an obvious fake, and should NOT shake your faith. Disregard all media hype to the opposite, avoid listening to non-Landover-Certified scientists and you will find that your scientific advisors are, as usual, completely 100% correct. How could we not be, with the Bible to guide us?
Now, we all all know that evolutionists have an evil agenda to replace God with a dead monkey. That much has been established for decades. They whine and whine about a "missing link" that will connect us to the monkeys, and yet *surprise* they never find any. Everytime they run across a dead something-or-other, they throw a huge fit claiming that it is the big link, and then weeks later the Truth™ comes out thanks to thinktanks such as Liberty University and Bob Jones University, who receive briefings from Landover University Department of Information. It is no different this time.
As a special liason to the Institute for Creation Research, a Godly institute set up to dispute any and all "facts" dreamed up by self-named "scientists" from MIT, Harvard, Duke, Stanford, etc who probably don't even own Bibles, our mission is to provide Biblical truth in an age where the only thing trusted is empirical proof.
Thankfully we were able to conduct a complete scientific study of the so-called "Ida" fossil without even having to see the fossil, much less touch it! Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, we were able to work up a full scientific article based solely on hearsay and conjecture -- if that isn't Biblical Creation Science, I don't know *what* is! Praise Jesus! It turns out that our exhaustive research, documented here, consists of 3 major points:
1. No one knows where the fossil was stored. The fact that it is intact means nothing if we don't know the EXACT condition of the area or areas in which this fossil was stored.
2. The fossil was purchased by an unknown person, not a well-known sensation like Pat Robertson or Pastor Deacon Fred. Since this person wasn't well-known, then this must be a fake -- otherwise, why didn't a famous person buy it?
3. Other scientists must not have the complete data because we don't either, and until they share it with us, True Christian™ scientists, we will cry "foul".
As you can see, these three points identify, without a doubt, the fossil named "Ida" as an obvious fake, and should NOT shake your faith. Disregard all media hype to the opposite, avoid listening to non-Landover-Certified scientists and you will find that your scientific advisors are, as usual, completely 100% correct. How could we not be, with the Bible to guide us?
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