[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

I ferociously beat my satanic snake to the rhythm of the Holy Spirit. Tears came to my eyes, in, what could only have been God touching me- My snakes venom burst, which gave me a pleasure that could only have been God's way of letting me know that my sins are expelled. And that I am free.

I think you will need further counsel from one of the Gentle Pastors.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

So now you are a Pentecostal? You didn't play with any snakes, did you?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I ferociously beat my satanic snake to the rhythm of the Holy Spirit. Tears came to my eyes, in, what could only have been God touching me- My snakes venom burst, which gave me a pleasure that could only have been God's way of letting me know that my sins are expelled. And that I am free.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

You guys are right. Last night, was one filled with passion. I locked myself in my closet, striped naked, and screamed at the top of my lungs for Christ to fill me with the Holy Spirit. At first I didn't think that would be possible, since Christ is separate from said Spirit. But Holy love of Christ it worked! I shook violently, I let my tounge utter sweet praise of God in syllables I didn't even know existed! I see things clearly now. How do we stop those piffleing dumuslims? Bomb them. Torture them! Not enough. Systematically cut EVERY one of their tounges out and burn their cities. Enough is enough.

So now you are a Pentecostal? You didn't play with any snakes, did you?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

You guys are right. Last night, was one filled with passion. I locked myself in my closet, striped naked, and screamed at the top of my lungs for Christ to fill me with the Holy Spirit. At first I didn't think that would be possible, since Christ is separate from said Spirit. But Holy love of Christ it worked! I shook violently, I let my tounge utter sweet praise of God in syllables I didn't even know existed! I see things clearly now. How do we stop those fucking dumuslims? Bomb them. Torture them! Not enough. Systematically cut EVERY one of their tounges out and burn their cities. Enough is enough.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

I didn't twist anything. And unless you can answer a single question I asked you, you concede I am right, because you can not answer, therefore, you would agree.

What exactly is your question, heathen? Are you asking my why God hates mudslimes? Maybe it's because they commit whoredoms with camels! Maybe it's because they attack America (God's favorite country!) and they hate our freedoms!

Why don't you ask God?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Why? God created Muslims. He created everything. Therefore he created Muslims. You in fact are Muslim.

He also created the platypus and the lichen. Are you saying we are lichens?

So if we are mooselimbs, can you tell us how many of us have blown themselves up today?

He created you as well. Would that mean we are also atheists with a brain the size of a peanut?

Because you worship God.

Praise, you are starting to make sense!

Same God.

Didn't last long. Nope, that Allah dude doesn't exist. It's a false god.

Different prophet.

Wait. Are we talking gods or are we talking prophets? May I suggest you read up on religion before attacking it. Because at this moment, you are making such a fool out of yourself that even other atheists would notice.

Jesus is not God, as I have previously expressed.

You have been rebuked on that one already. Repeating it makes you sound like an autist, not an atheist.

Therefore you hate yourself, or rather, as you put, pity yourself. As you pity Muslims. Who worship the same God.

Of course we don't pity ourself. We will be sipping a cold one near Jesus' right hand when we'll watch you gargle sulphur.

Hell is God's creation. He created Satan.

Bingo!

So either God is lazy, doesn't care about people, or enjoys people in hell.

I hope your day job doesn't involve "logic".

Maybe that was Gods plan all along. Send everybody to hell. Of course there is no hell. As there is no God.

So someone who didn't exist - according to you - had this plan all along.

Weird.

Stay off the mushrooms friend, they fry your brain.

[JennyD]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Why? God created Muslims. He created everything. Therefore he created Muslims. You in fact are Muslim. Because you worship God. Same God. Different prophet. Jesus is not God, as I have previously expressed. Therefore you hate yourself, or rather, as you put, pity yourself. As you pity Muslims. Who worship the same God.

Wrong.

Google "moon god allah". You might learn something about the history of Islam, the demon-worship cult which rejects God.

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Look at the avowed "militant atheist" trying to twist the Hole Word of God to suit his evil intentions! A book he probably uses as a doorstop! Suddenly he's all concerned about True Christians™ not understanding God's Holy Word!

I didn't twist anything. And unless you can answer a single question I asked you, you concede I am right, because you can not answer, therefore, you would agree.

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

I pity them, because they will all spend eternity burning in the Lake of Fire because they choose to worship a Moon God and follow the teachings of a camel-urine-drinking pedophile instead of following Jesus.

You're trying to turn us from Jesus. Why do you want us to go to Hell?

Why? God created Muslims. He created everything. Therefore he created Muslims. You in fact are Muslim. Because you worship God. Same God. Different prophet. Jesus is not God, as I have previously expressed. Therefore you hate yourself, or rather, as you put, pity yourself. As you pity Muslims. Who worship the same God.

Hell is God's creation. He created Satan. So either God is lazy, doesn't care about people, or enjoys people in hell. Because God would be Satan, as Satan is Gods creation. As God created everything. So to believe in Satan is to worship Satan. Maybe that was Gods plan all along. Send everybody to hell. Of course there is no hell. As there is no God.

[JennyD]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Do you not hate the Muslim religion, or rather, you feel superior to them, as you perceive the Bible to be the only divine truth.

I pity them, because they will all spend eternity burning in the Lake of Fire because they choose to worship a Moon God and follow the teachings of a camel-urine-drinking pedophile instead of following Jesus.

You're trying to turn us from Jesus. Why do you want us to go to Hell?

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Incorrect.
God is against murder.

God would not be against murder. As God created murder, he created everything. In the book of Joshua, the command given by God is to completely exterminate "anything that breathes" in the cities in the land to be inherited. Also if God created Satan, he supports Satan. As God creator of everything, could easily destroy everything, if he so chose, as God is OMNIPOTENT correct? Rev. 19:6-
"Omnipotent" means the state of having unlimited power. Thus, God's authority is unlimited.
So God would therefore have power to stop the devil.
But he doesn't. So therefore God is Satan. Why? Because HE created Satan. Therefore, God is either in support of murder, is lazy and doesn't fix the problem, or doesn't care about people. If there was a God of course.

This has been resolved here

Yes, God would be careless then.


It is neither here nor there – you were given the chance to be Saved™ and rejected it – this one’s down to you. God created Satan, naturally we oppose him.

Then you oppose God, as God created Satan. So you would be saying you oppose an act of God. To oppose God, means you disagree with his will. Therefore, you in fact do worship Satan, as you are constantly talking of him-what he does- you are proud of his actions to other religions. Meaning he is neccessary, meaning you need Satan for hell, for being righteous. So de facto you worship what Satan does.

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

The truely sad thing is...you cannot even seem to actuall answer his points. I am not an athiest, so I disgree with him to a point as well...but seriously. Answer his questions without just basically saying "you are wrong"

Your questions are already answered.
Is this not symptomatic of your problems? People go out of their way to help you understand and then you do not listen!

[fireflyespitonus]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

The truely sad thing is...you cannot even seem to actuall answer his points. I am not an athiest, so I disgree with him to a point as well...but seriously. Answer his questions without just basically saying "you are wrong"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

Would it not be in violation of the Ten Commandments to worship Jesus?


[/I]You are quoting that out of context.

Need more proof? Then read:

Look at the avowed "militant atheist" trying to twist the Hole Word of God to suit his evil intentions! A book he probably uses as a doorstop! Suddenly he's all concerned about True Christians(tm) not understanding God's Holy Word!

[flipitdave]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

God created everything, pal. Who else could do the job? Your pal satan can't create a thing.

What fun is there in rape, murder, and torture? God created these things, correct? So God would therefore be a sick deity. Also, in regard to extinctions, like dinosaurs or dodo's. Wouldn't that mean God is careless. Why would God create something only to have it become extinct? The answer of course, is he wouldn't, because there is no God. At least no mind-reading, miracle intervening, careless, lazy, sick freak of one.

Also, the notion of people burning in hell make you feel better? So therefore you would support Satan, yes? As you feel he is necessary. Does that mean you worship Satan, because you freely admit you like what he does?


Feel free to answer any of these points.