[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

If God says He created the world in 7,000 years, then He created the world in 7,000 years. But He doesn't say that; He says He created it in seven days, which means He created it in seven days. Could this possibly be any plainer?

"Things like this?" Things like what? Things that God made painfully obvious, but that you somehow interpreted to mean exactly the opposite of what He proclaimed? Knowing how your "brain" works, I don't doubt it.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

If God says He created the world in 7,000 years, then He created the world in 7,000 years. But He doesn't say that; He says He created it in seven days, which means He created it in seven days. Could this possibly be any plainer?

Even if our little troll was right and God had lied about how long it took Him to create the universe, it still says He STOPPED.

That means Creation is complete. No more creating. That means NO EVOLUTION, because evolution means the creation of new species.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

As a scientist, accuracy is a pet peeve of mine, so one little nitpick, Brother OYK:

....because evolution means the creation totally random and unpredictable appearance of new species.

I just don't want any homers to get any silly ideas that God uses evolution to create things!

Well said. -OYK

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

I defined a 'day' by the scientific meaning as well; meaning the time it takes for the Earth to rotate.



Science isn't complete truth, there is a being of infinite power.

So you admit that "evilution" is absolute nonsense and that everything GOD wrote in the Holy Bible (King James Version, 1611) is 100% infallible?

God can't lie, He is without sin. A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

This poor boy's not quite right in the head.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

According to maverick's "logic", "put to death" could mean "put to death", or it could mean "given hugs, special privileges, and have special snickerdoodles baked for them", there's just no way of knowing. Still, I see the poor tard's banned now, so there goes whatever slim chance of Salvation he may once have possessed.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

So you admit that "evilution" is absolute nonsense and that everything GOD wrote in the Holy Bible (King James Version, 1611) is 100% infallible?

This poor boy's not quite right in the head.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

According to maverick's "logic", "put to death" could mean "put to death", or it could mean "given hugs, special privileges, and have special snickerdoodles baked for them", there's just no way of knowing. Still, I see the poor tard's banned now, so there goes whatever slim chance of Salvation he may once have possessed.

Only for a day.

Ah, but a day to whom?

Special snickerdoodles? Mother GLYNDDIE'S special snickerdoodles?

No wonder TwinkBoy is so insistent upon remaining a transvestite Homer! Why, I'd do just about anything for Mother Glynndie's snickerdoodles!