[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

So you admit that "evilution" is absolute nonsense and that everything GOD wrote in the Holy Bible (King James Version, 1611) is 100% infallible?

This poor boy's not quite right in the head.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

According to maverick's "logic", "put to death" could mean "put to death", or it could mean "given hugs, special privileges, and have special snickerdoodles baked for them", there's just no way of knowing. Still, I see the poor tard's banned now, so there goes whatever slim chance of Salvation he may once have possessed.

Only for a day.

Ah, but a day to whom?

Special snickerdoodles? Mother GLYNDDIE'S special snickerdoodles?

No wonder TwinkBoy is so insistent upon remaining a transvestite Homer! Why, I'd do just about anything for Mother Glynndie's snickerdoodles!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

I defined a 'day' by the scientific meaning as well; meaning the time it takes for the Earth to rotate.



Science isn't complete truth, there is a being of infinite power.

So you admit that "evilution" is absolute nonsense and that everything GOD wrote in the Holy Bible (King James Version, 1611) is 100% infallible?

God can't lie, He is without sin. A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

This poor boy's not quite right in the head.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

According to maverick's "logic", "put to death" could mean "put to death", or it could mean "given hugs, special privileges, and have special snickerdoodles baked for them", there's just no way of knowing. Still, I see the poor tard's banned now, so there goes whatever slim chance of Salvation he may once have possessed.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

As a scientist, accuracy is a pet peeve of mine, so one little nitpick, Brother OYK:

....because evolution means the creation totally random and unpredictable appearance of new species.

I just don't want any homers to get any silly ideas that God uses evolution to create things!

Well said. -OYK

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

If God says He created the world in 7,000 years, then He created the world in 7,000 years. But He doesn't say that; He says He created it in seven days, which means He created it in seven days. Could this possibly be any plainer?

Even if our little troll was right and God had lied about how long it took Him to create the universe, it still says He STOPPED.

That means Creation is complete. No more creating. That means NO EVOLUTION, because evolution means the creation of new species.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

If God says He created the world in 7,000 years, then He created the world in 7,000 years. But He doesn't say that; He says He created it in seven days, which means He created it in seven days. Could this possibly be any plainer?

"Things like this?" Things like what? Things that God made painfully obvious, but that you somehow interpreted to mean exactly the opposite of what He proclaimed? Knowing how your "brain" works, I don't doubt it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

God can't lie, He is without sin. A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

Please get a Bible.

1 Kings 22:23
Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
2 Chronicles 18:22
Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.
Jeremiah 4:10
Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.
Jeremiah 20:7
O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.
Ezekiel 14:9
And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.

[maverickxeo]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

So why do you believe that God is lying when He tells us that it took Him seven of these days to create the universe? Or perhaps you think he's just too stupid to know how long a day is. Then tell me this, boy: how could God impart knowledge to one of His creations that He himself did not possess? Furthermore, how could Truth exist outside the knowledge of a perfect and omnipotent Creator?

Yes, and His name is God. You two should get to know each other.

True science and Christianity are one and the same. When science contradicts the Bible, it's not science at all, which is the exact meaning of the verse Brother Ernest quoted.

God can't lie, He is without sin. A day, though, could be 1000 years, or it could be that; one day. The Bible is filled with things like this.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

I defined a 'day' by the scientific meaning as well; meaning the time it takes for the Earth to rotate.

So why do you believe that God is lying when He tells us that it took Him seven of these days to create the universe? Or perhaps you think he's just too stupid to know how long a day is. Then tell me this, boy: how could God impart knowledge to one of His creations that He himself did not possess? Furthermore, how could Truth exist outside the knowledge of a perfect and omnipotent Creator?

Science isn't complete truth, there is a being of infinite power.

Yes, and His name is God. You two should get to know each other.

That's hours, and that's science.

True science and Christianity are one and the same. When science contradicts the Bible, it's not science at all, which is the exact meaning of the verse Brother Ernest quoted.

[maverickxeo]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

You just contradicted yourself. One of your main points against God's Word was that a day can be "any length of time," and now you define that length of time to two decimal places. Not a lot of wiggle room, is there?



Yes, and Jesus always makes sure to tell us that they are parables. We aren't all creation scientists; why would God want to confuse Joe P. Christian (thus risking his descent into heresy and damnation) by lying in His own instruction manual?

I defined a 'day' by the scientific meaning as well; meaning the time it takes for the Earth to rotate.

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking science is the truth, when even secular scientists admit that it is absolute rubbish. I also suspect that your head is FILLED with parasites.

Science isn't complete truth, there is a being of infinite power.

And where, pray tell, does the Bible state that a day is not 23.95 minutes?

Verily, the Bible is filled with Godly and instructional parables. Praise! And they are all clearly identified by the text itself as parables.

That's hours, and that's science.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day is actually less than 24 hours. It's around 23.95 or something similar.

And where, pray tell, does the Bible state that a day is not 23.95 minutes?

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking the Bible is literal. It's FILLED with parables.

Verily, the Bible is filled with Godly and instructional parables. Praise! And they are all clearly identified by the text itself as parables.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day is actually less than 24 hours. It's around 23.95 or something similar.

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking the Bible is literal. It's FILLED with parables.

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking science is the truth, when even secular scientists admit that it is absolute rubbish. I also suspect that your head is FILLED with parasites.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day is actually less than 24 hours. It's around 23.95 or something similar.

You just contradicted yourself. One of your main points against God's Word was that a day can be "any length of time," and now you define that length of time to two decimal places. Not a lot of wiggle room, is there?

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking the Bible is literal. It's FILLED with parables.

Yes, and Jesus always makes sure to tell us that they are parables. We aren't all creation scientists; why would God want to confuse Joe P. Christian (thus risking his descent into heresy and damnation) by lying in His own instruction manual?

[maverickxeo]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day is actually less than 24 hours. It's around 23.95 or something similar.

I feel sorry for you for actually thinking the Bible is literal. It's FILLED with parables.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day could be any measure of time, remember that.

No it couldn't. What are babbling about? A day is a day.

It still doesn't say "Evolution" anywhere in there.

Precisely. If evolution really happened, don't you think God would have said so? In any event, the Bible is not a thesaurus. It clearly refutes the doctrine of evolutionism in spite of never using the exact word (which did not even exist in that context when God wrote the KJV), and it DOES use the word "creation," which is the opposite of evolution, multiple times in its exact modern context.

1. Mark 10:6
But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

2. Mark 13:19
For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be.

3. Romans 1:20
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

4. Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

5. 2 Peter 3:4
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

6. Revelation 3:14
And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;

But wait... there's more! "Create," the verb form of "creation," is used no less than forty-five times in God's Holy Word. Amazing, isn't it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Bible on Evolution

A day could be any measure of time, remember that. It still doesn't say "Evolution" anywhere in there.

It says day friend. If God meant "a period of time" He would have said it. A day clearly means a twenty four hour period with the sun rising and setting.

You also need to witness the miracles here;

• God had the sun rise and set before He created it. GLORY!
• God made the sun rise and set at the same time across the planet during the creation week. PRAISE!

You see friend, the glorious of God are endless.