[Brother Temperance]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

So: If I write a book and say that Bush wrote it, did he then? I surely think not... So you guys are looking trough the eyes of faith (say BAHA! BAHA! say OHO! OHO! Say IHI! IHI!):
1) That proves that you DON'T have any proof...
2) That also declaires that you aren't quit sure...
3) That you are SO naive...

Wel, guys, I'm looking trough the eyes of a microscope and trough those of rational truth, I think thats a little bit mor realistic..

Greetzzz
Den ikke..

Listen here, you crack-addled double-Dutchman, although Our Glorious Leader Bush may resemble God in many ways, he is not actually all-seeing and all-knowing, so it is very possible that you could forge a book in his name without him stopping you. God is all-powerful, so it is impossible to deny him. Do you understand the difference?

[Brother John]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I'm on it...

Could you please explain me why one of you guys said that God wrote the bible himself and then another TC said that God didn't wrote the Bible, that he dictated it. I think we have a problem..

That's as silly as saying "a moeder" to your sister...

Oh God no, not another Belgian. And a Jew-loving communist muslim Antwerpian too, by the looks of it

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

I think that that idea is more rational than saying that God spoke into a taperecorder..

Other than using recording devices as an example of how to dictate one's writing, kindly show us where anyone here said that God spoke into a tape recorder.

[Peter]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Listen here, you crack-addled double-Dutchman, although Our Glorious Leader Bush may resemble God in many ways, he is not actually all-seeing and all-knowing, so it is very possible that you could forge a book in his name without him stopping you. God is all-powerful, so it is impossible to deny him. Do you understand the difference?

Are you saying that God is a monkey?

[G-Baby]

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Oh God no, not another Belgian. And a Jew-loving communist muslim Antwerpian too, by the looks of it

Yes, I'm from Antwerp...
But I'm a scientist, not a Jew-loving communist muslim.

Listen here, you crack-addled double-Dutchman, although Our Glorious Leader Bush may resemble God in many ways, he is not actually all-seeing and all-knowing, so it is very possible that you could forge a book in his name without him stopping you. God is all-powerful, so it is impossible to deny him. Do you understand the difference?

I was only giving an example...
Well, otherwise then (mister know-it-all ), If I write a book and I tell you that my dear friend Wibralover wrote it, did he than? NO HE DIDN'T, you don't have to be graduated to know that...
Keep staring trough the eyes of faith () you'll once see God...
And then there will be two men with a white car, carying a straitjacket..

[G-Baby]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

kindly show us where anyone here said that God spoke into a tape recorder.

Here you are... Another contradiction (keep going, gets fun... :-p)...

If a mere mortal writes a book, does it make any difference if they use a pen, typewriter, or computer? Of course not. They still wrote the book. But what if they dictate the book into a tape recorder, and someone else transcribes it? Who wrote the book then? The person doing the dictating, of course.
You're obviously getting confused with the context. God wrote the Bible, but He didn't write it down. That's what His earthbound underlings are for.

[Brother Temperance]

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I was only giving an example...
Well, otherwise then (mister know-it-all ), If I write a book and I tell you that my dear friend Wibralover wrote it, did he than? NO HE DIDN'T, you don't have to be graduated to know that...

No, because your good friend wibralover is a limp-wristed lover of wibras with no kind of power or authority over anyone, so he'd have no way of stopping anyone from passing off whatever rubbish they liked in his name, although it's hard to imagine how anyone could come up with anything that'd discredit him worse that the drivel he comes out with anyway. God, on the other hand, has the power to strike anyone who tells lies about Him dead, which makes it much harder for people to falsely pass off books in His name.

[G-Baby]

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No, because your good friend wibralover is a limp-wristed lover of wibras with no kind of power or authority over anyone, so he'd have no way of stopping anyone from passing off whatever rubbish they liked in his name, although it's hard to imagine how anyone could come up with anything that'd discredit him worse that the drivel he comes out with anyway. God, on the other hand, has the power to strike anyone who tells lies about Him dead, which makes it much harder for people to falsely pass off books in His name.

Come on, God, strike me! Give me a piece!
I'm not feeling anything..
owh, wait, look there, A giant hand, Is it the Hand of Doom...

[Brother John]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

A scientist aye? What, where, and which year?
Anyhow, you'll experience God's wrath when you're eternally drowning in the sulphuric acid you currently work with

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
kindly show us where anyone here said that God spoke into a tape recorder.

Here you are... Another contradiction (keep going, gets fun... :-p)...

You are dim, aren't you? There are a couple of English words you may want to get familiar with. "Metaphor", "simile", and "example" would be a good start.

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
If a mere mortal writes a book, does it make any difference if they use a pen, typewriter, or computer? Of course not. They still wrote the book. But what if they dictate the book into a tape recorder, and someone else transcribes it? Who wrote the book then? The person doing the dictating, of course.
You're obviously getting confused with the context. God wrote the Bible, but He didn't write it down. That's what His earthbound underlings are for.

Let's look at that paragraph, shall we? It starts out, "If a mere mortal writes a book..." I then list a few ways the mortal could put the words to paper themself. But what if "they", still talking about the mortal at this point, dictates the book into a tape recorder? The mortal, not God, you cretin.
I'm not sure how whatever gibberish your native language is works, but not having referenced God at all in the first paragraph, I was not talking about Him yet. You're going to have to do a lot better than that to show us where we said that God used a tape recorder. All I said there was that God dictating the Bible to His human underlings was no different than a modern day author dictating into a tape recorder then having it transcribed. They both still wrote their books. That's not the same thing as saying that God used a tape recorder.
If you're still having trouble grasping this concept, let me know. I'll be glad to point out how horribly wrong you are again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Eviloution: A Joo Plot!

You are dim, aren't you? There are a couple of English words you may want to get familiar with. "Metaphor", "simile", and "example" would be a good start.


Let's look at that paragraph, shall we? It starts out, "If a mere mortal writes a book..." I then list a few ways the mortal could put the words to paper themself. But what if "they", still talking about the mortal at this point, dictates the book into a tape recorder? The mortal, not God, you cretin.
I'm not sure how whatever gibberish your native language is works, but not having referenced God at all in the first paragraph, I was not talking about Him yet. You're going to have to do a lot better than that to show us where we said that God used a tape recorder. All I said there was that God dictating the Bible to His human underlings was no different than a modern day author dictating into a tape recorder then having it transcribed. They both still wrote their books. That's not the same thing as saying that God used a tape recorder.
If you're still having trouble grasping this concept, let me know. I'll be glad to point out how horribly wrong you are again.

Sister M&M, while I wholeheartedly applaud your tireless efforts to steer this wad of unsaved filth onto the path of righteousness, I fear that you are wasting your time. He seems to be a mental midget, probably a homer eurotrash bigot, and thus incapable of gleaning the Truth© that you have showered upon him.

In other words, you're talking to a stalk of celery here....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister M&M, while I wholeheartedly applaud your tireless efforts to steer this wad of unsaved filth onto the path of righteousness, I fear that you are wasting your time. He seems to be a mental midget, probably a homer eurotrash bigot, and thus incapable of gleaning the Truth© that you have showered upon him.

In other words, you're talking to a stalk of celery here....

Yes indeed, Pastor Zeke. Once again your wisdom just shines with the light of Jesus.

[Peter]

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No, because your good friend wibralover is a limp-wristed lover of wibras.

What's in a name...

God, on the other hand, has the power to strike anyone who tells lies about Him dead, which makes it much harder for people to falsely pass off books in His name.

Serious, you are saying that Harry Potter books are evil, but you make up your own story. Striking people down with lightning... There's no such thing as magic.

[OnYourKnees]

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What's in a name...


Serious, you are saying that Harry Potter books are evil, but you make up your own story. Striking people down with lightning... There's no such thing as magic.

You're the only one who said anything about lightning.

Harry Potter books are evil because they encourage children to pursue witchcraft, against God's laws. Whether it amounts to anything beyond their fertile imaginations is irrelevant; they are still learning that violating God is OK from those books.

Apparently, this concept is too complex for you to grasp.

[Peter]

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Harry Potter books are evil because they encourage children to pursue witchcraft, against God's laws. Whether it amounts to anything beyond their fertile imaginations is irrelevant; they are still learning that violating God is OK from those books.

What did I just say? There's no such thing as magic. All those children know that. The only ones who take this magic-thing for being real is you. You think Jesus was a dude who could walk over water and stuff. That's just absurd.