Human beings ONLY have 5 fingers

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I'm enraged right now after reading an article about something scientists call "polydactyly". Supposedly "polydactyly" is a birth defect that results in extra fingers or toes. Absolutely disgusting.



Where is Mr. Trump? We need an executive order RIGHT NOW telling everyone how many fingers people have. This should have been done on Day 1. I'm furious.

[handmaiden]

Oh! You are talking about five actual fingers! I thought that you were speaking euphemistically. Apparently, Satan has been working through either sorcery or chemtrails or fluoride in drinking waters and adding more than five "fingers" to some females' structures.

The deluded Trans "Community" will have a field day with this crazy situation and claim that Nature "herself" selects some people to be trans.

Guevedoce means "testicles at twelve" and refers to sweet little girl babies being chemically mutilated by whatever sneaky tricks Satan is using to turn them into boys.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm enraged right now after reading an article about something scientists call "polydactyly". Supposedly "polydactyly" is a birth defect that results in extra fingers or toes. Absolutely disgusting.

Where is Mr. Trump? We need an executive order RIGHT NOW telling everyone how many fingers people have. This should have been done on Day 1. I'm furious.

Thank you, Dr. Toole, for reminding us of the basics. Leviticus 21: 17-18 tells us God does not want to see five fingered freaks, The Lord spoke to Moses saying, "No man of your descendants who has a defect shall offer food to God. No man who has any defect may come near, such as a defective hand."

[Elmer G. White]

A great, comprehensive and pivotal study in Creation Science, dear Colleague in Christ. If I may, I'd only like to add a potential origin of this sinful defect. As always, the answer lies within the KJV Bible. Let us see, what it tells us about polydactylism:

Isaiah 59:3
For your hands are defiled with blood, and your fingers with iniquity; your lips have spoken lies, your tongue hath muttered perverseness.

OK. This means that the polydactylitic hands and defiled with unmentionable substances. Who are the people responsible for such atrocities? The Catholics, of course! They have apprently designed, and I must admit, quite intelligently even if maliciously, the sixth finger to use it for anal probing of altar boys without anyone noticing. Jesus will still notice. This also means that the Roswellian "aliens" who also probe anal passages of unsuspecting young Caucasian Christian youth, are in reality just Catholic aliens probably from Austria.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The deluded Trans "Community" will have a field day with this crazy situation and claim that Nature "herself" selects some people to be trans.

Guevedoce means "testicles at twelve" and refers to sweet little girl babies being chemically mutilated by whatever sneaky tricks Satan is using to turn them into boys.

Satan is certainly a busy beaver keeping up with all the latest biotechnological techniques. I certainly envy him his posse of minions to assign reading the literature to for a meeting with the Dean tomorrow. But we jest about preferring Satan, obviously we prefer God. I read your link about girls becoming boys but was baffled by the possibilities possibility.

They have apprently designed, and I must admit, quite intelligently even if maliciously, the sixth finger to use it for anal probing of altar boys without anyone noticing. Jesus will still notice.

I knew it had to something like that, thank you. Parents must keep their eyes open for 6 fingered people masquerading as 5 fingered - where is that 6th finger?

[Johny Joe Hold]

I knew it had to something like that, thank you. Parents must keep their eyes open for 6 fingered people masquerading as 5 fingered - where is that 6th finger?

The problem of the sixth finger can be solved easily by just clipping the extra one off. Then it can be sold to someone who had an accident and needs a replacement. Finger swaps is a big business.