Christian Archeology

[Johny Joe Hold]

We are living in exciting times when Christian Archeologists are finding proof of the history recorded in the Bible. Today I read about the discovery of ancient bones which had been scorched by fire. These are absolute proof that the Biblical history of sacrificing animals in fire actually happened. There is, we all know, the discovery of timbers left over from Noah's arch. Those, plus the replica built to the Bible's specs by the famous scientist and preacher, Ken Ham, gives us the engineering information on how the Ark floated and carried all our animals to victory. I look forward to discovery of the site where Jesus left us and floated to heaven. Discovery of that location would not only cement the event in history but it would become a world famous tourist destination where people could come and prey for a heavenly destination.

A Quick Bible Study Vol. 259: Biblical Archaeology - Evidence for God’s Word

[Isabella White]

Oh, isn't that a lovely bit of news, dear Brother Mayor Hold? I do thank you for this, because I hope that it will help the UNSAVED TRASH of the world to see and believe the -given truth about Noah and his ark.

You know, Dear, one of my greatest faith-inspiring revelations from the blessed is about Noah's ark. My Daddy (a Pentecostal evangelist) used to speak to the Sunday School and summer camp classes about this story. We could see how such young people were captivated, and inspired to have faith in the dear . I mean, they were taught that if can teach Noah how to build an extremely large boat, then their faith in will be there when they need it, too.

Really, though: let us just think about that. What craftsmanship did Noah have? Even if he had been a carpenter, he never would have worked on such a large project before. And how did he manage to cut down hundreds and hundreds of trees, and to put them all together without proper tools? And how long did all of this take? The answer is: helped him. Imagine building this!



And, another fascinating aspect of this historical event is how Noah was able to gather two of every type of animal — large and small — from all over the world, and get them to peacefully board the ark and live there for a few days. Imagine how challenging it would have been for the alligators, lions, polar bears, rattlesnakes, cassowaries and dinosaurs to get along. And would the pterodactyls have had enough room to fly around for exercise? It doesn't matter, because was in control!



I'm just glad that the woodpeckers did not poke holes in the side of that ark! But. again, the was with Noah!

I do thank you, dear Brother Mayor Hold, for this uplifting, "good news" story. May bless your kind heart.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Oh, isn't that a lovely bit of news, dear Brother Mayor Hold? I do thank you for this, because I hope that it will help the UNSAVED TRASH of the world to see and believe the -given truth about Noah and his ark.

Really, though: let us just think about that. What craftsmanship did Noah have? Even if he had been a carpenter, he never would have worked on such a large project before. And how did he manage to cut down hundreds and hundreds of trees, and to put them all together without proper tools? And how long did all of this take? The answer is: helped him. Imagine building this!

And, another fascinating aspect of this historical event is how Noah was able to gather two of every type of animal — large and small — from all over the world, and get them to peacefully board the ark and live there for a few days. Imagine how challenging it would have been for the alligators, lions, polar bears, rattlesnakes, cassowaries and dinosaurs to get along. And would the pterodactyls have had enough room to fly around for exercise? It doesn't matter, because was in control!

I'm just glad that the woodpeckers did not poke holes in the side of that ark! But. again, the was with Noah!

Thank you, Sister Isabella, for that thoughtful review of Noah and the historical event that saved the world for us today. Atheists are always bringing up nonsense like, "Why didn't the carnivores, like the lions, eat the prey animals? Why didn't the beavers and woodpeckers put holes in the ark?"

Atheists don't understand the power God has over every living thing. He could have commanded certain destructive animals, "DON'T DO THAT." and it would have stopped. Also, of course, there was a lot of lightening around. God could have harnessed that electricity to give mild shocks to animals when their destructive impulses kicked in. God knew what He was doing and how to do it.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Thank you, Sister Isabella, for that thoughtful review of Noah and the historical event that saved the world for us today. Atheists are always bringing up nonsense like, "Why didn't the carnivores, like the lions, eat the prey animals? Why didn't the beavers and woodpeckers put holes in the ark?"

These miserable scientists really like to put the cart before the horse. Instead of nitpicking irrelevant details and bellyaching they should be out there collecting proof of God's miracle. They're like the worst ever employee! Stop complaining and do what you're paid for. The private sector is so much better at this than lazy government moochers.

[Adam Fag]

The book gives us the SIZE of "The Ark" but not its SHAPE.
For that we need to know where did it float FROM and where did it float TO?
We know where it stopped.

In the same way, we know of the site WHERE Christ left us to float up but not WHEN or how far he's got by now.

Could he have reached Mars? (note the dry lakes)





Or Pan? (a moon)

[Johny Joe Hold]

The book gives us the SIZE of "The Ark" but not its SHAPE.
For that we need to know where did it float FROM and where did it float TO?
We know where it stopped.

In the same way, we know of the site WHERE Christ left us to float up but not WHEN or how far he's got by now.

Could he have reached Mars? (note the dry lakes)

Mr. Fag, this is a serious site and we would appreciate it if you would make serious posts. Everyone knows the ark traveled until Noah released a dove and it returned with a twig. Noah knew where they were and that they would soon land. We know exactly where they landed because the ark has been found.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Nobody talks about how a single breeding pair repopulated the species without a whole lot of incestuous s*x. Atheists can't explain it. Why are we still wasting tax dollars on curing autism or recommending all meat diets when this great mystery is unsolved?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Nobody talks about how a single breeding pair repopulated the species without a whole lot of incestuous s*x. Atheists can't explain it. Why are we still wasting tax dollars on curing autism or recommending all meat diets when this great mystery is unsolved?

Provocative questions, Dr. Toole. We have to accept an all powerful God knows the answers. I'm enraged by what the atheists from that area did a few years ago. They started putting up signs next the Ark Encounter billboards with their own snarky message, GENOCIDE AND INCEST PARK. I hope all those signs have been taken down.

Atheists disrespect Noah\'s Ark amusement park, calling it \'Genocide and Incest Park\' - Christian Today