Tylenol makes you gay

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I wish I was joking but the President's top guy has figured it out. This diagram explains the connection:

Tylenol ---> Autist ---> Gay

So you see it's settled. Now we can cut NIH funding and redirect to enforcement. Anyone choosing the autism lifestyle will need to be taken off Tylenol put on the anti-gay drug Paracetemol, by force if necessary , to reverse the process. I'm speculating about that last part but as a doctor I recommend going with it for now until The President gives us an update.

[MitzaLizalor]

I wish I was joking but the President's top guy has figured it out. This diagram explains the connection:

Tylenol ---> Autist ---> Gay

I have never taken Tylenol and have no plans to do so. Alternative analgesics often get bad publicity, this is not the place to mention them by name, usually for off-label use. On the other hand, I was given regular doses of cod liver oil at one stage and observe that vegetarians are not able to consume it. Is there any connection between vegan repudiation of fish and their unusual views on other topics?

I note that liquids containing "acetaminophen" are suitable for vegetarians to force-feed their progeny.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wish I was joking but the President's top guy has figured it out. This diagram explains the connection:

Tylenol ---> Autist ---> Gay

Tylenol is marketed so heavily. I've always wondered who paid for all the advertising. Now we know.

[MitzaLizalor]

Tylenol is marketed so heavily. I've always wondered who paid for all the advertising. Now we know.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Dr. Toole provided the explanation, Tylenol/Autistic/Gay

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Let me explain it even more clearly, Sister: Tylenol ---------> Autist ---------> Gay

[MitzaLizalor]

Oh, yes. I understand that. It was the advertisement!

Hang on, there's some fine print…………………

*Easier to swallow coating than Extra Strength .caplets, among those with a preference.

I still don't get it. Is it the word preference, suggesting that one's world view is a matter of preference? E.g. astrology, the Zen, materialism, triangles, the gays and so on. I thought the brand name had had enough plugging, as it were, so redacted that.

We know those things are a type of demon possession. Is this product—a complicated molecule of some sort—carrying the demon inside the molecule? Perhaps all such molecules house demons.

Namaste.
Welcome to our little gathering.
Do try a glass of molecule punch.

No thank you.
I don't think it looks very healthy.

Nonsense.
It hasn't had any effect on us!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Let me explain it even more clearly, Sister: Tylenol ---------> Autist ---------> Gay

One thing we can count on from Big Pharma is denial. That's their game. Why do they hate Robert Kennedy Jr.? Because he exposed the lie that Tylenol is harmless. It causes autism. I'm sure that when he announces it causes homerism they will deny again and again.

The truth will prevail. So far as we know, every homer swallowed a Tylenol. Now, watch them deny.

Research shows no causal link between Tylenol and autism | Autism Speaks

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The truth will prevail. So far as we know, every homer swallowed a Tylenol. Now, watch them deny.

Research shows no causal link between Tylenol and autism | Autism Speaks

As usual, they pre-denied it: "April 17, 2024". You can't trust scientific studies that were done without careful consideration of the Biblical perspective. Typical of the Godless Swish.

The study, funded by National Institutes of Health (NIH) and conducted by Karolinska Institute in Sweden and Drexel University, is the largest of its kind. Researchers analyzed data from almost 2.5 million Swedish children born between 1995 and 2019.

Retraction! Higher standards needed!

[Mary Etheldreda]

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Perhaps it is because The Gay defies Jesus not only in refusing to procreate with a woman the natural way, but because he has such disdain for life that he would rather swallow the Seed of Life than to do the right thing by Jesus and repent and live well. Tylenol is catering to those Gays whose throats are so damaged from years of sin.

[handmaiden]

Perhaps it is because The Gay defies Jesus not only in refusing to procreate with a woman the natural way, but because he has such disdain for life that he would rather swallow the Seed of Life than to do the right thing by Jesus and repent and live well. Tylenol is catering to those Gays whose throats are so damaged from years of sin.

Not just their throats, Sister May, not just their throats. . . They really do love nothing more than pain and hurting Jesus.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The White House has announced $50m in grants to study these incredible discoveries.

ADSI is a collaborative effort managed by NIH’s Division of Program Coordination, Planning, and Strategic Initiatives within the Office of the Director, along with the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences; the Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development; the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke; the National Institute of Mental Health; and the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders.

So you can see it has the right amount of Leadership. Some funding may even trickle down to employ a Chinese post doc for a year. Congratulations on the success everybody! This is how science should be done, real science, not the bullshit we've had to put up with since the Renaissance.