Screw Worms in Cattle is God's Punishment to Ranchers

[Johny Joe Hold]

We here at Landover have warned farmers and ranchers repeatedly to stop criticizing President Trump. They criticize him for dropping agricultural subsidies for losing the China market which he is doing for their own benefit. They will be stronger because of the President. God has sent the screw worn back to cattle to punish ranchers, a message to ranchers to stop criticizing the Godly Donald Trump.

US races to contain flesh-eating parasite screwworm, reports no further cases

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

God likes to punish. So does Trump. You get right with the Big Guy or face consequences, there couldn't be a clearer message from all my years of Bible study.

[MitzaLizalor]

Micah 7:18 Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy.

How often do we hear that God will let everyone into Heaven, regardless of falsehoods pursued here on earth. Delighting in mercy is one thing, but for the recalcitrant—having heard The Good News yet carried on regardless: "Just a few more years," they might think—God's alternative is not tardy.

Micah 7:17 They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Micah 7:18 Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy.

How often do we hear that God will let everyone into Heaven, regardless of falsehoods pursued here on earth. Delighting in mercy is one thing, but for the recalcitrant—having heard The Good News yet carried on regardless: "Just a few more years," they might think—God's alternative is not tardy.

Micah 7:17 They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee.

Thank you, Sister Mitza, for giving us that scripture. I would not be surprised if President Trump or one of his Bible-reading cabinet members sees it and quotes it to the press.

[Madame Frottage]

Maybe we can get some COVID horse dewormer - and clear out the COVID and the hookworms. That worm looks strangely like a wriggling zizi I declare.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Maybe we can get some COVID horse dewormer - and clear out the COVID and the hookworms. That worm looks strangely like a wriggling zizi I declare.

President Trump is very knowledgeable about the drug Hydroxychloroquine and has prescribed it for various illnesses. Perhaps he is taking it now to solve the bruised hand issue. He knows it may be a solution to screw worms but I'm thinking he is not in the mood just now to help the whining ranchers.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The most frustrating thing about the conflict between science and religion is that God (for the most part) agrees with them. He diligently calculates the path of least action for every particle in the Universe, weighs every possible outcome carefully in His mind and chooses the one recommended by physics.

They should be more grateful, frankly. I can assure scientists He doesn't listen to regular Christian folk's prayers nearly as well as He does theirs. It's only fair we get a thumb on scale here on Earth to make up for it.